Chapter 2
Let's see how our teams are doing, shall we?
The Emos
"I hate life!" Dante cried, slitting his wrists.
"Me too!" Shadow agreed, slitting his wrists as well.
"Picu!!!" Pichu added, setting fire to himself.
Okay… Well, one team down, seven to go.
Team Geno
"Righto gang, let's find something to kill!" Geno exclaimed joyously.
"Reeeaaarggg!!!" Godzilla replied, and flew off into the heavens. "Well Roy… At least we still have each other!"
Roy, of course, did not reply because he was dead.
Battle Stadium PMK
"I am awesome!" Paint-Roller yelled.
"I am okay!" Meta-Knight screamed.
"I am meh…" Dedede sobbed, and bashed his head against a rock.
Bomberman and the Guys
"Why does no-one love me?!?"
Team Kings… "Hold on a minute!" Dedede yelled from within the pages of this story. "Just give me a sec to get ready!" fillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfillerfiller… "Okay, I'm done!"
As I was saying, Team Kings…
"Let's kidnap a princess!" Bowser suggested.
"No, I have a better idea! Let's steal a load of bananas!" K.Rool replied. Bowser stared blankly at him.
"Actually, I kinda like that idea…" mumbled an out-of-breath Dedede.
"Okay, Operation Banana Heist is a go!"
Kick-Ass Super-Awesome Death Squad
"Jiggly!"
"Couldn't agree more, Lieutenant Jigglypuff. Now, let's find something to kill!"
"Jiggly!"
"Now that's the spirit!" inspired by Lieutenant Jigglypuff's words of wisdom, Ninten and the generic pikmin confronted the remaining emo-based team, and attacked with all their might. Forty seconds later, the pikmin was scraping what was left of its teammates off a rock.
Wow, only two chapters in and already seven characters dead. Anyway, what happened to Ridley?
"Rrreeet!!!" the pikmin barely had time to look up before it was snatched up and swallowed whole by the purple king of the space pirates.
Oh well… Anyway, RSSC!
"You!" Sora exclaimed.
"Me." Bomberman replied.
To Be Continued…
