Ok here is Chapter two I am planning on making at least two more chapters. Hope you like it!
Mondays at CTU were always a drag, but at least Tony had the football game to look forward to as he walked into CTU with Michelle. After logging in Tony went to go see Chloe who was turned around the other was and talking to something small in her hands and hugging it.
"…. Yes you are…yes you are" she cooed
"Uh Chloe" he said
She jumped and dropped her stuffed turtle "Uh I was just- have you ever heard of knocking?" she said getting defensive
"On what?" he said "What is that?"
"Oh I don't know I just found it" she said obviously lying.
"So you just found a stuffed animal under your desk that you have never seen before?" he asked with one eyebrow raised
"Are you interrogating me!?" she said getting up and stalking off. "God!" she huffed as she passed Michelle who was coming up the stairs.
"What's her problem?" Michelle asked Tony
Tony carefully picked up the stuffed turtle and examined it. It had a little collar on it, written on it was 'Wilbur'. "Uh this is Chloe's friend Wilbur, I found her hugging and cooing to it"
"No comment" Michelle said as they put the stuffed turtle back on the desk and walked down the stairs, and into the conference room to meet their 2 new staff members. The two men looked normal enough.
"Hi I'm Tony Almeida Director of CTU Los Angeles"
"Nice to meet you" they said in unison
"I'm Michelle. So your Chase Edmunds and Adam Kauffman?"
"Yes" they said in unison again
Tony and Michelle exchanged glances. "Welcome to CTU Jack and Chloe will show you around."
At this Jack and Chloe came in and Tony and Michelle left. As Tony walked out of the situation room he spotted Kim and Morris who was getting very close to her. "Morris" Tony said.
"Yes Toner Boner?"
Everyone was silent trying to hold in their laughter. "That was wrong" Tony stated simply.
Morris scratched his head "Yeah I actually really didn't mean it to come out like that, but hey...it's no lie cause you got a wife!" he said smiling.
"Yeah and you do too. So can ask you what you are doing?"
"Kimmy and I were having a private conversation" Morris said putting his arm around Kim.
"Don't call me that" she muttered
"Yeah and you are sooo lucky I ended this little conversation because if Chloe or Jack saw this you'd be dead." He said. He pulled Morris aside where no one could hear. "And by the way I think Chloe is lonely"
"Nah she's good" Morris said casually
"I saw her hugging a stuffed turtle this-"
"Not WILBUR again!" Morris said angrily storming off toward Chloe's office.
It was lunch and Tony and Michelle were alone in the break room eating their subs happily flirting back and forth when Chloe ran in. "WHERE-IS-HE" she said pronunciating each word separately.
"Who Morris? Check Tech 2" Tony said casually
Michelle looked at her watch "Yup 12:31. He's definitely in Tech 2"
Chloe's face was red "NO WILBUR!" she said even more angrily.
Tony and Michelle looked at each other, and Michelle spoke up "I haven't seen him" at that Chloe hurried off to Tech 2. When she was gone Tony and Michelle laughed and went back to eating.
Chloe entered Tech 2. "So uh you and me could set rose bushes to fire if we-"Morris was saying slyly
"MORRIS!" Chloe screamed startling Morris
"What is it Honey Tart? Are you finally pregnant!?" he asked excitedly.
"WHERE-IS-WILBUR!!!" she said angrily
"Love Dove I told you he would run away" he said trying to act sympathetic.
"Give him back before you get the spoon" she warned (you'll get this joke in later chapters)
"I flushed him" he said. Her eyes started to water "Watermelon seed…he was longing to go to the ocean and that's exactly where he'll wind up" Chloe ran off.
"Fudge Nuckles" she whispered as she ran down the hallway.
After Tony and Michelle finished eating their meal. Tony gave her a soft kiss and headed to the bathroom. When he got into the bathroom he started to pee when he heard sobbing and mourning for inside the stall behind him. The second he heard the name 'Wilbur' he quickly finished and knocked on the stall. "Chloe?"
She immerged from the stall "Hey Tony" she said sadly "What are you doing here?"
"Well see Chloe boys and girls are different…. that's why we have separate bathrooms so men can go to the bathroom in peace and women don't drive them crazy, and see your kinda messing the system up." Tony said
"Morris flushed Wilbur down the toilet" she sobbed hugging Tony tightly. Jack walked into the bathroom with Chase "And this is the men's bathroom where a guy can pee in peace with no-" then he spotted Tony and Chloe hugging "-uh never mind" at that they left.
"Well I'm sorry Chloe that's a bummer. I'll go talk to him" Tony said as he left Chloe in the bathroom. Tony walked out towards the bullpen wiping his forehead, but that's when he saw Morris cornering Michelle behind the stairs with his hand on her face, but before he got too close Michelle drop kicked him right between the legs. Morris fell to the ground in a beetle position.
"Oh god! Frisky are we?" Morris cried
Random CTU analyst 5 walked by and muttered, "You just messed with the WRONG woman...major bummer"
"I'll say" Morris groaned.
Tony spoke up once she was gone "Your done Morris! You're fired! I want you out by the end of the day!" Tony and Michelle walked away towards the bullpen leaving him lying on the floor. When Tony walked up the stairs he announced "May I have your attention please. Morris O'Brian has been relieved of his duty and will no longer be working for CTU"
"But I didn't get my turn!" random CTU analyst 5 shouted
"Lucky" Michelle said
"Fudge Nuckles" random CTU analyst 5 muttered.
