Chapter 2 becca vs. Bella
Me: you say it then.
T Edward: I cant, me don't own the story.
Me: and I don't own twilight, some lady does…. Wait what.
T Edward: you just said it *smiles*
Me: fock you Edward.
T Edward: when and where *comes face to face*
Me: England at 7.
T Edward: I'll be there *leaves*
Me: yeah right in his dream, which will never happen.
*Bella comes in*
Me: ello mate *talks in a weird accent*
Bella: um hi *sits*
Me: whatz z upz.
Bells: what?
Me: whatz z upz!
Bella: what? I can't understand you!
Me:*looks annoyed* WHATZ Z UPZ!
Bella: um...Can you write it down, since I can't understand you.
Me: OMGZ! *force palm writes down what I said, handing her the paper*.
Bella:*reads the paper* oh! *realize she's and idiot*
Me you're an idiot!
Bella: well I don't speak in that weird language that you speak.
Me:*gasps* you are so mean! And rude! *hits Bella with a steel bat*
Bella: OW! Why did you do that for? *rubs head*
Me: 3 reasons. 1. You deserve it, 2. Your and idiot and mean, and 3. I thought you post to be a shield yourself *hits her again*
Bella: ow, would you please stop.
Me: okay just one more *gets good aim*
Bella: NO! *yells*
Me: fine *puts down bat, starts to text*
Bella: um can you interview me now or I can come back later?
Me: no…just hold on for a second….okay done.*puts phone away*
Bella: who were you texting?
Me: Rebecca crane.
Becca: hi, sorry I'm late *comes in*
Bella: who are you? And I thought I was the one to be interview.
Me: oh to dam bad! You know Bella the world can't reveal around you, it can only reveal around us…I think?
Becca: okay, um Maria, Edward told me you were going to give me the special wine.
Me: oh yeah I can make it now.
Becca: thanks.
Me: your welcome, I only made one thou, I can do the second one now.
Bella: um are you going to start the interview yet.*looks annoyed*
Me: oh hush your dam mouth! And let me do what I do!*pulls out a kitchen knife and cuts her arm and grabs, the white wine bottle, as the blood slowly comes down into the bottle, and poor's a little of red wine inside, closing it up and shakes the bottle, tossing it to becca*
Becca: thanks Maria, keep the changes *gives me a 50 dollar bill*.
Bella: you paid her 20 bucks for a bottle of wine with blood *looks at becca*.
Me: so what's your point?
Bella: my point is you could have got a bottle of red and white wine, and put animal blood, mixing it together.
Becca: but that involves work! Besides I want to cuddle with my Eddie.
Me: she's gotta point; besides when I cash this money in Mexico, I will be rich! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *spins like a slow person*
Bella: how? *turns to toward me*
Me:*force palm* dam for a smart person, you're an idiot. Because in Mexico once you cash it, it becomes more money.
Bella: oh.
Me: idiot, besides your starting to get on my nerves.
Bella: how?
Me: I DON'T KNOW! You act like a retard.
Bella: how am I acting like a retard, when you're the one acting like one! When I first got here I didn't know what you were saying, and all type of shit.
Me: and all type of shit! Oh please! You're doing a bad example to your daughter.
Bella: how?
Me: first! You let her be with an older dude, and you do know she is jail bait? And two he takes steroids and well I don't know.
Becca: wow. Is this almost over?
Me; yeah, I don't feel like talking to you two, see you in the other chapters.*leaves*
You see! This is why Bella was hard for me to write! There was nothing fun about her!...anyway Jacob and Jacob are next. Peace out people!
