Chapter 2 becca vs. Bella

Me: you say it then.

T Edward: I cant, me don't own the story.

Me: and I don't own twilight, some lady does…. Wait what.

T Edward: you just said it *smiles*

Me: fock you Edward.

T Edward: when and where *comes face to face*

Me: England at 7.

T Edward: I'll be there *leaves*

Me: yeah right in his dream, which will never happen.


*Bella comes in*

Me: ello mate *talks in a weird accent*

Bella: um hi *sits*

Me: whatz z upz.

Bells: what?

Me: whatz z upz!

Bella: what? I can't understand you!

Me:*looks annoyed* WHATZ Z UPZ!

Bella: um...Can you write it down, since I can't understand you.

Me: OMGZ! *force palm writes down what I said, handing her the paper*.

Bella:*reads the paper* oh! *realize she's and idiot*

Me you're an idiot!

Bella: well I don't speak in that weird language that you speak.

Me:*gasps* you are so mean! And rude! *hits Bella with a steel bat*

Bella: OW! Why did you do that for? *rubs head*

Me: 3 reasons. 1. You deserve it, 2. Your and idiot and mean, and 3. I thought you post to be a shield yourself *hits her again*

Bella: ow, would you please stop.

Me: okay just one more *gets good aim*

Bella: NO! *yells*

Me: fine *puts down bat, starts to text*

Bella: um can you interview me now or I can come back later?

Me: no…just hold on for a second….okay done.*puts phone away*

Bella: who were you texting?

Me: Rebecca crane.

Becca: hi, sorry I'm late *comes in*

Bella: who are you? And I thought I was the one to be interview.

Me: oh to dam bad! You know Bella the world can't reveal around you, it can only reveal around us…I think?

Becca: okay, um Maria, Edward told me you were going to give me the special wine.

Me: oh yeah I can make it now.

Becca: thanks.

Me: your welcome, I only made one thou, I can do the second one now.

Bella: um are you going to start the interview yet.*looks annoyed*

Me: oh hush your dam mouth! And let me do what I do!*pulls out a kitchen knife and cuts her arm and grabs, the white wine bottle, as the blood slowly comes down into the bottle, and poor's a little of red wine inside, closing it up and shakes the bottle, tossing it to becca*

Becca: thanks Maria, keep the changes *gives me a 50 dollar bill*.

Bella: you paid her 20 bucks for a bottle of wine with blood *looks at becca*.

Me: so what's your point?

Bella: my point is you could have got a bottle of red and white wine, and put animal blood, mixing it together.

Becca: but that involves work! Besides I want to cuddle with my Eddie.

Me: she's gotta point; besides when I cash this money in Mexico, I will be rich! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *spins like a slow person*

Bella: how? *turns to toward me*

Me:*force palm* dam for a smart person, you're an idiot. Because in Mexico once you cash it, it becomes more money.

Bella: oh.

Me: idiot, besides your starting to get on my nerves.

Bella: how?

Me: I DON'T KNOW! You act like a retard.

Bella: how am I acting like a retard, when you're the one acting like one! When I first got here I didn't know what you were saying, and all type of shit.

Me: and all type of shit! Oh please! You're doing a bad example to your daughter.

Bella: how?

Me: first! You let her be with an older dude, and you do know she is jail bait? And two he takes steroids and well I don't know.

Becca: wow. Is this almost over?

Me; yeah, I don't feel like talking to you two, see you in the other chapters.*leaves*


You see! This is why Bella was hard for me to write! There was nothing fun about her!...anyway Jacob and Jacob are next. Peace out people!