Authors note: Sorry I haven't done the next chapter in ages R+R

The happy season had caused Tugger and Bombalurina to be a lot flirtier than usual, much to Etceteras annoyance. "What do you want for Christmas Bomba?" Tugger smirked and swaggered closer to her. "You know very well what I want for Catmas Tugger." She giggled and put her arms around him. "I'll kill her!" Etcetera spat as Electra held her back from the pair of teasing, playing Jellicles. "No Etci if you do you won't get any presents!" She warned. "St Nicholas will give you rotten fish instead of presents!" "Dammit I have to wait!" Etcetera hissed "Well I can still plan it!"

Chester stepped back to admire his handiwork. The sleigh was 3 thick bits of cardboard roped together tightly and on top of this was a dustbin which had been tied on top with a rope attached to it so it could be pulled along. "Macavity err boss! I've done it!" Macavity jumped down, from the platform that overlooked the junkyard, to inspect the sleigh. "What is it?" He asked, bemused. "The sleigh!" Chester replied, as if it was the most obvious question ever. "That... That… thing is a sleigh?" He didn't give Chester a chance to defend his masterpiece but carried on. "Well it will have to do it's Catmas eve and tonight we'll be carrying out at my foolproof plan! Muahahahahahahahahahaaaa- How's my evil, plotting laugh doing?" " Brilliant boss."

"Thought so now get moving you lazy sod we have to get to the junkyard entrance. By the way what's that rope for?" Macavity asked.

"It's to pull it… But we don't have anything to pull it boss." Chester rambled on.

"Actually we do." Macavity looked slyly at Chester.

"Boss! No, I am not pulling that thing!"

"GET PULLING IT NOW!" Macavity raised his paw to punch Chester who darted over to the rope immediately.

"Yes boss!"

"Teazah?" MungoJerrie nudged his mate gently. "Jerrie? Wot is it?" The calico queen replied groggily and sat up in her bed.

"Oi'm poppin' out fer a min Oi'll be back soon awight?"

"Ite gissus a kiss then."

Jerrie kissed her gently on her cheek before sneaking out to the cold night on Victoria Grove.

"Munk can't you let Alonzo cover for the guard and come back home tonight?" Demeter pulled on her mate's silver-black fur. "Dems I don't think I can and besides I like doing the night protection." Munkustrap replied pulling his arm away. "Munkustrap you are going to wait here till I get Alonzo and then you are going to come home and spend time with me and Jemima, your daughte remember her?!" Demeter ordered him and stalked off to find Alonzo. " Queens!" Munkustrap muttered under his breath and slumped against the wall.

"Look Alonzo's on guard." Macavity pointed to the entrance from behind the dumpster. "So?" Chester didn't see why Alonzo was any different to Munkustrap except that he was black and white. "So you idiotic idiot it'll be easy to take him out and get in. Wait here until I call you." Macavity strode off to the entrance, leaving Chester to hold the sleigh.

There was a loud bang and a groan and several other loud noises before Macavity called for Chester to come. They sauntered past Alonzo laughing at him as they passed and Macavity even did his evil laugh which was getting better all the time. Alonzo had been tied by his tail to the entrance. "C'mon Chester we can't hang about here Alonzo might tail us." Macavity laughed at his crappy joke.

"I don't get it." Chester said.

"Idiot!"

Oh where are ya?" Jerrie muttered to himself as he scrabbled around in the wreckage. "Where is it? Oi knew it wos ere! Aha!" Jerrie snatched up a glittering pearl necklace with a collar that had pearls studded on it. "This'll do noicely fer Teazah." Suddenly he heard footsteps.
"Where's what?" Chester came out looking confused.
"Chester? Macavity? Wot you ere for?"
"I could ask you the same thing." Macavity smiled slyly.
"Getting a present fer Teazah."
"Ello Jerrie!" Chester waved energetically at MungoJerrie who smirked slightly and waved back.
"Shut up Chester. RumpleTeazer? Where is she? Hiding?"
"She ain't ere Oi'm gettin er present innit. Err why are ya wearin' that?"
"Doesn't matter come here and give me a hand with this Chester looks like he's about to collapse under it." Macavity pointed at the sleigh which was now piled high with presents.
"Wot is it?"
"A sleigh now are you going to help me or not?"
"Sure where do ya wants it?"

"Is everyone here?" Etcetera called into the horde of kits. "I think so Etci." Electra replied. "Great now come on Operation: See Santa Paws!"

"Isn't this bad?" Tumblebrutus spoke up. "We should be in bed."

"Stop bein' such a baby Brutus!" His friend Pouncival slapped him on his back. "Look someone's coming!" Tantomile squealed and the kittens scattered to their hiding places.

"Thanks Jerrie have a nice Catmas." Macavity thanked Jerrie.

"And you mate Seeya." Jerrie scampered out of the junkyard entrance and turned right.

Macavity walked up to the centre where the kittens lay in wait for their beloved St Nick. "Look it's him!" Etcetera shrieked. "It's Santa Paws get him!"