Matsumoto

Hitsugaya

Are you still sleeping, Taichou?

TAAAAIIIIICCHHHHOOOOUUUUU

You know, your cell phone was really better than mine. Why can't I have one with more characters?

Won't you come and visit me? It was so much fun last month.

Thanks, but I refuse!

Oh, Taichou, you're answering after all. ☺

I have to as long as you won't stop bothering me.

What's that supposed to mean? I only drank too much coffee this afternoon and can't sleep now.

It wasn't coffee, you slept too much during your work time. Again...

OK, maybe that is also a reason but not the main one.

Can't you go and annoy someone else?

No, they are already sleeping.

Me too!!!!!!!!!!

Not too much exclamation marks, my poor cell phone isn't able to show them all. Hihi, or will you let me play with your cell phone again?

NO!!!!!!!!

Are you yelling again?

NO!!!! I'm only biting my pillow.

Baeh, why do you do such things? Are feathers tasty? Stay with your melons, they are healthy.

Taichou?

Are you sulking?

Are you offended?

I'm thinking about asking the administration office to invent a system through which you have to pay for each message you send to me, like they have on Earth. Maybe this will help me to sleep through one whole night when each SMS you send to me costs a fortune.

You are mean!

Taichou?

Taichouuuuuuu?♪♫♥♪♫

Matsumoto, please do me a favor and be calm now! When you are not able to fall asleep then go out and watch the stars or boil some milk or... read a book!

Do you always do these things when you can't sleep?

Are you biting your pillow again? You haven't yelled today,you know?

I'm not allowed to yell!

Oh, is it because of your neighbours? Mine were nice, weren't they? Will you finally come and visit me or shall I keep on getting on your nerves?

I won't come! All I want is to sleep, so please do something to keep yourself busy leave my nerves alone I was totally shattered last month when I had to come to you.

Uh, it was fun! We had a little nice celebration. I bought some melons, too, are you sure you won't come?

Why do you ask me?

Heehee, you are cute with all these unintelligible questions. Just come and give me a bit company.

I see you the whole day in the base, that's enough!

Are you getting mean again?

Taichou?

Do you feel tired?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, that was a lot of exclamation marks. How long did you have to press your buttons until you got them all?

MATSUMOTO!!!

Ah, now you are yelling. Were you loud? I haven't heard you today, that's why I have to ask.

I won't yell until my neighbours hear me any more. Now let me sleep!

But Taichou, I'm not tired again. What are the hints for falling asleep again?

Taichou?

Hello?

Have you already forgotten me?

I can't, I'm currently busy with being angry and growling.

Hihi, my taichou is funny again.

Please Matsumoto, why can't you for once let me sleep at night? You are getting on my nerves the whole day, why at night, too?

Why do I get on your nerves? I help you with all the stuff. I support you with your paperwork, help to keep our group fit.

Now nothing worked anymore, used my hundred and sixty characters. But I have more arguments than what I have said!

I have no doubts about it.

You are sarcastic, Taichou, this is never a good sign with you.

Ha ha

And you are really cute when you try to be funny. ♥

I'm not cute, I'm tired!

And cute!

Taichou?

What's up? Haven't you noticed how annoyed I am?

Yes, yes, I have but what about your amazing hints to fall asleep?

I already told you the last time to drink some hot milk with honey!

Yes, but you also said something about watching stars and reading books, I have read the SMS again.

Do whatever you like to.

I can't because I don't know what book I should read. Is it possible to read while watching stars at the same time?

I'm turning off my cell phone, this can't go on like this any longer.

You won't do it!

Taichou?

Hellllllooooohhhhhhooooo????? Tttttaiiiicchhhouuuuu?

Damn, have you really turned off your cell phone?

You really have turned off your cell phone! Very brave of you, what's when Soul Society tries to contact you just now?

What shall I do now? I still have no clue how I should read while watching the stars.

Oh boy, that's boring!

Ok, if you don't want to. I will open my new Sake. You know where to find me if you want to talk to me again.

Taichouuuu, I miss you! It's more fun when you write answers to my messages.

Ah, damn! damn! DAAAHAAAMMM! Cell phone turned off is stupid. Now I actually have to try to find some sleep.

Written: good question... I don't remember

Translated: 12.11.06

Beta: Anarore