Author's notes: Well I hope you enjoyed the prologue! Which is really short … due to the other worldly seminar of RM fans :D.

Souseiseki: PEOPLE I CAN'T FIND MY HAT!!

Suigintou: Hehehe …

Suiseiseki: Oh boy …

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Rozen Maiden or Naruto. If I DID own Rozen Maiden, Souseiseki woulda really be a boy :D.

POV alert: It's still Sou's turn AND IT FOREVER WILL BE.

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"SOUSEISEKI GET DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT NOW DESU!" Oh boy.

I quickly side stepped my other sister's rooms and nearly tripped over one of Hinaichigo's soft toys, as a result, nearly bumped into Suiseiseki.

"NO DON'T HIT ME DESU!" She shielded herself as I stopped right in front of her; the distance between us was quite …

Alarming.

Let's just say it was nose to nose.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA D-D-D-D-DESU!! GET AWAY FROM ME DESU!!" Suiseiseki pushed me away, the scent of her morning rose perfume –no, poison, was still making the whole room go in circles.

"Waaaaaah … okay let's go now!" I straightened my hat and grabbed my bag, only to be stopped by none other than Sui – nee.

"What is it this time?! Come on we have to scram now!" I tapped my foot impatiently. Suiseiseki's eyes were filled with indignation.

"How come EVERYDAY you have to come down to breakfast WEARING a hat AND looking like a BOY DESU?!" She waved her arms in protest. Not this again …

I was dressed in a teal sleeveless turtle neck with white slacks and my favourite hat. To top the whole tomboy look, I had combed my hair into its usual messy look. It's not so bad … is it?

"YES IT IS THAT BAD!!" Whoa …

"Okay you know what let's just leave the house and let's just leave the whole gender behind okaaaay …?" I backed away in case she screamed at me. Suiseiseki folded her arms in resentment.

"Okay fine. But if it were on other normal mornings, I would have sang one of south park's songs desu."

"Like what Kyle's mum's a bitch? O REALLY. Plus this IS a normal morning to us." Before Suiseiseki opened her mouth to protest, but I took her hand and half dragged her to the door.

"STOP IT I CAN WALK YOU KNOW I'M NOT CRIPPLED!!!!" Suiseiseki slammed the door shut. Unknowingly, we didn't realise that we left that one important document behind …

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"WE'RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT SOUSEISEKI … YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS LIKE THAT HAT OF YOURS DESU." I sighed, obviously very irritated now.

"Come on … it's just a few blocks away now. AND who asked you to wear such high heels to school huh." Suiseiseki groaned, aggravated by the fact that I was right.

"Well … at least I brought extra sneakers in case this happened desu!" What the …

Suiseiseki proceeded to magically produce a pair of nike shoes out from her school bag. Is there nothing she has …?

"Yes there's everything inside desu." She said, the said sentence peppered with sarcasm.

"WOULD YOU QUIT DOING THAT?!" I started to fling my arms around in exasperation.

"I CAN'T SOU – CHYAN … IT'S TWIN TELEPHATY …" Suiseiseki then wiggled her fingers to add to the weird effect. Before I could do anything she screamed.

"HEY OVER THERE! CAN YOU GIVE US A LIFT?" I turned around only to see a car. GREAT MERCIFUL LORD THANK YOU!!

The car stopped over, to reveal a young lady as the driver.

"Excuse me; can you give us a lift to Konoha High? We're really late right now…" Suiseiseki persuaded.

"Sorry but we can't. Unless you have extra cash on ya …" She rubbed her fingers for added effect. I could see steam coming out of Suiseiseki's ears right now …

"WELL I NEVE—" I had to cut in now before she blows.

"I'm terribly sorry to trouble you," the lady's blue eyes sparkled with interest under her shades. God she's such a pervert. I tilted my hat for the added sincerity. "But we're really in need of a lift right now, you see –"

"SAY NO MORE YOUNG MAN HOP IN!!" SWEET LORD … someone cue the danger sign people.

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH DESU!" Suiseiseki dragged me into the vehicle. The lady stepped onto the gas pedal real hard. Suiseiseki let out a slight "oomph" before diving for the seatbelt.

"Umm … hi there." I looked in front only to find another passenger on board. She had light pink hair and emerald eyes with a silly smile. Was she … blushing?!

"My name's Sakura … Haruno Sakura." She tilted her head. I could sense Suiseiseki's inner anger right now through "telepathy" …

"Umm … I'm just wondering … are you free on Saturday night? Then maybe we can hang out and stuff …" Why do I have to have a flat chest …

"I'm sorry but I'm not really number one dating material …" I claimed. She blushed further, doing a little index finger to index finger motion.

"ACK! Who said anything about a date … you just err … look friendly!" She's nervous alright. "So … can we still … like maybe—"

"SHE'S A GIRL FOR GOD'S SAKE CAN'T YOU TELL?! DO YOU NEED CONTACT LENSES DESU?!" Suiseiseki barked at Sakura. There goes for a good impression …

"I have to say Sakura; I didn't know your cute boy tracker had gone haywire!" The driver giggled, swishing her blonde ponytail around.

"SHUDDAP INO PIG YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME ANYWAY." There goes the innocent girl that I had used to know … not really.

"OI WHO ASKED YOU TO CALL ME A PIG FOREHEAD GIRL. WERE YOU GOING TO GIVE UP YOUR LOYALTY TO SASUKE TO A TOMBOY?! YOU FAIL BADLY HARUNO! YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!"

"WHO EVER SAID ABOUT GIVING UP SASUKE HUH?! MAYBE IT'S YOU WHO WANTS TO DO SO!"

"BREAK IT UP PEOPLE I THINK WE'RE HERE ALREADY DESU!" I have to say, I have never loved my sister this much in my whole entire life before.

We exited the car while "Ino pig" went to find a parking space. Is she even permitted to drive a car …?

"Oh! Sorry about that …" Sakura turned around with a smile on her face. "Let's just forget the whole incident okay? So … you guys are new here?" Finally some sanity.

"Yes we are. Which class are we in Suiseiseki?"

"Umm … wait lemme check …" She dived into the small yet mysterious bag of the unknown. All of my sisters called her branded Gucci bag that. Including me.

"ERM … SOUSEISEKI? WE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM DESU …" Her frantic eyes went back and forth in search of all the particulars about our class. O SHI—

"I THINK WE LEFT IT AT HOME DESU!" My knees gave way as I slouched onto the ground and did a sort of dramatic pose.

"WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

"SHUT UP YOU SOUND LIKE A SCREAMING BANSHEE DESU! Sakura, can you direct us to the general office? Maybe they have a copy of our timetable …" Suiseiseki questioned. Sakura tilted her head and smiled.

"Of course! Follow me!"

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"COME ON WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR CLASS DESU!!!"

"ACCORDING TO MY WATCH," Sakura glanced at her wrist watch while holding her notebook and other essential school stuff. "IT'S ABOUT THREE SECONDS TILL THE BELL RINGS!!"

"WAIT I SEE ROOM 3 – 1 IN SIGHT DESU!!"

"AAA MY HAT!" I doubled my hold onto my cap as Suiseiseki dragged both me and Sakura to the room.

"AAAAA NOT TOO FAST SUISEISEKI!!!"

"WAIT WE'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO INO!!"

"Huh? Oh hi guys! WHAT TH—" OOMPH.

OUCH …

Owwie … my head hurts …

I rubbed my head, only to find that I was lying right on top of my sister. Several stifled giggles could be heard from the back of the room.

"AAA SAKURA!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!" I stood up immediately and grabbed my hat lying pathetically beside Sakura. Sakura stood up slowly.

"Ya … luckily Kakashi's always late."

"Who's Kakashi desu … EXCUSE US FOR OUR TARDINESS DESU! WE ARE TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THE RUDE ENTRANCE DESU!" Suiseiseki bowed her head sorrowfully to the supposedly class moniter. I was whistling happily to myself when Suiseiseki grabbed my head and forced it downwards.

"OWW WHAT THE –"

"My there's no need for such politeness! This happens everyday anyway …" A boy's voice trailed off at the last sentence.

"AAA! SUISEISEKI! SOUSEISEKI!!!" A cheerful girl's voice greeted my ears. It was all the comfort I had ever since I stepped into this room. At least it sounded familiar.

"Chibi ichigo! You're in the same class desu?"

"Hai na no!!! Ne ne, the people here are reaaaaaaaally nice!!" Hinaichigo's eyes flashed with happiness, almost the same sort of green like Sakura's, except much more lighter.

"WHO'S STEPPING ON ME FOREHEAD GIRL GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I'LL BASH YOU TO PIECES!!"

"Huh …" Sakura looked down to find her foot stepping onto Ino's head. "Oh Ino pig … HAHA RESPECT MY AUTHOREI – TAH!!" Talk about split personalities …

"Ne Sakura, who's the new kid?" I looked at the direction of the voice. It belonged to a boy with spiky blonde hair and strange whiskers on his cheeks. He had the same blue eyes like Ino and Shinku … come to think of it they have the same hair colour too.

"HI!!! My name's Suiseiseki desu! Me and my sister, Souseiseki, transferred from Germany with other students too desu!"

"Like meeee na no1 !!" Hinaichigo cried cheerfully. Although she was about a head shorter than me, she still had the maturity of a six year old child.

"SHUT UP CHIBI CHIBI ICHIGO YOU'RE STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT DESU!!"

"UNYUUUUU!! BUT THEY'RE REEEEEEALLY NICE TO ME!! UNLIKE YOU NA NO!"

"NANIIIII?! SINCE WHEN HAVE I NEVER BEEN NICE DESU?!"

"Well let's see, you stole my share of the strawberry cake that Suigintou bought from the nearby bakery yesterday and stole my ichigo daifuku AGAIN. Then after that you messed up my ribbon again which always takes me a long time to tie and you hogged the bathroom from me last wee–" Suiseiseki slapped her hand onto Hinaichigo's mouth.

"EHEHEHEH … YES I DID ALL THOSE NICE THINGS TO YOU DESU! NOW I NEED TO TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE …"

"MPHHMPHPMPHHPPMMPHPHH –HELP I'M BEING ABDUCTED—MPUPMPHPPMPMHPH!!!!"

"Sorry I was so late today I was about to enter this classroom when I saw a girl with multi coloured eyes chasing a girl with a pink ribbon–" A deep voice said.

"AAAA SAVE THE CHITTER CHATTER KAKASHI – SENSEI WE NEED TO GO TO THE NEXT CLASS ALREADY!!!" Sakura screamed at the unknown voice.

"GET YOUR STINKIN' FOOT OF MY HEAD HARUNO!!! AAA HELP ME SOMEONE!!!"

"Riiiiiing … " THE BELL!!! Now I have to find my sister …

"OHO HO HO HO HO HO I GOT YOU NOW CHIBI ICHIGO!!!" Telepathy saved my life. I grabbed my bag lying unceremoniously on the floor. I was about to exit when I felt a hand on my shoulder.

"Ne Souseiseki! Do you even know where you going to next?" The friendly voice of Sakura reached my ears.

"Err … I'll figure it out once I get Suiseiseki …"

"NOOOOOOOOO SUISEISEKI NOT MY RIBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!"

"OHOOOO HO HO HO HO HO SERVES YOU RIGHT DESUUUUUUUU!!!" … SIGH.

"DON'T WORRY I'LL HELP YOU CATCH YOUR SISTER!!" WHAT TH—

"HINAICHIGO OR WHAT EVER YOUR NAME IS, GET DOWN!!!" She frickin' TACKLED my sister.

"AAAAAAAA SAKURA DON'T PULL MY HAIR OFF DESU!!"

"YAY THE PINK HAIRED GIRL SAVED MY LIFE NA NO!!!"

"SO?! PINK'S A NATURAL COLOUR!!!" Ino walked up behind as I continued watching the chaotic scene. I was unconsciously twitching my eye I think.

"Don't worry, forehead girl isn't this wild … she's just having some umm … mood swings."

"HAHA! AREN'T YOU A FIESTY LIL' SHELLA!! WHOA SETTLE DOWN SWEETHEART SETTLE DOWN …"

"I AM NOT AN ANIMAL DESU!!!"

"GO PINK HAIR NA NO YO!! WHEEE!!" By now the whole class gathered around them including that blue eye boy before.

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"

"GO SAKURA CHYAN! YOU CAN DO EET DATTEBAYO!!" Okay this is getting REALLY ridiculous.

"SUISEISEKI DOUBLE BACK CROUCH THEN SHIFT YOUR HEEL UNDER HER FOOT!!!" I screamed. I had some experience of close quarter combat when I was an attack squad leader in my time. No not really I just know a couple of melee techniques. :P?

I watched Suiseiseki clamber back and trip Sakura over. The crowd cheered even more feverously now.

"LEAVE ME ALONE DESU! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"

"YOU HAVE TO BE CLEANSED. POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!!!!"

"WHAT THE HELL DESU?!" I dragged Suiseiseki away before Sakura could wrestle her down on to the floor again.

"LEMME GO AT HER DESU!! NYAAAAAA!!"

"HAVE YOU LOST ALL OF YOUR SANITY SUI – NEE?!"

"STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!" O crap …

SUIGINTOU.

"WHAT IN DEAR LORD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING SUISEISEKI?!"

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Nyaaaaaaaaaaaa :D Lol I wouldn't be surprised if anyone says they're confused. But the heck for it :D. NOW TO THE OTHER WORLDLY SEMINAR OF ROZEN MAIDEN!! O and I might not be describing much of the RM girls so please check it up on google or something:D

Suiseiseki: WEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!!

Sakura: DON'T SAY IT SUISEISEKI!

Suiseiseki: WEEEEEEEEEEEELL!!!

Sakura: I'M WARNING YOU!!!

Suiseiseki: Okay okay desu.

Sakura: I'm getting tired of her calling me a –

Suiseiseki: WEEEEEEEEEEEELL SAKURA'S A BITCH SHE'S A BIG FAT BITCH SHE'S THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD SHE'S A STUPID BITCH IF THERE WAS EVER A BITCH SHE'LL BE A BITCH TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS!!

Sakura: STOP ITTTTTTTTT!!! AAAAAAAAA I HATE THAT SONG!!!!

Suiseiseki: (starts singing in African)

Sakura: O O …

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Notes that you might have not caught:

1: Na no is also a sort of slang word for Hina – chyan :D

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