A/N: Thanks everybody for the reviews. I'm glad you like them. Susuko: I don't really care if someone else did this before because trust me, no one has a mind like mine so they won't be even close to the same. And to the request of the rest of you I will Miroku next.

Disclaimer: I don't own any!!!!!!!!!

I pledge allegiance to the hand

Of the lecherous houshi, Miroku.

And to the wind from his right hand

One large bump

From the violated Sango

And sorrow for all asked to bear his child.