Dragon Ball GX, Rise of Mephelis the Dark Saga
Chapter 3: "That's a load of bull shit!"
Son Adam/Psyagon
I suddenly realized that I had told them of my origin a little too soon, apparently they were a little upset over this startling revelation I had given them. "Oh damn, If I don't find a way to calm them down soon I could end up in the hospital, or worse they might kill me out of spite and rage!" I panicked. "That's a load of bull shit!" Hercule screamed. "I'm only telling you what the truth is based on the experiences I had in my world! Why don't you believe me!?" I screamed back. "A world where we're nothing but a figment of some Japanese guy's imagination is impossible! This is the only universe that exists!!" Hercule roared. "Okay smart mouth, do you have a better explanation for how I know all about you and your daughter, cause I'm all ears, so lets hear it tough guy." I reply coldly. Then Hercule begins to stutter, "Well I…duh…doh…(growl)…(sigh) I don't have a better explanation Adam." Hercule said solemnly. "AHA! I knew it!" I say triumphantly. "But the explanation you've given me is almost too incredible to believe. I mean honestly, you come from another universe, that takes the cake for bizarre I tell ya, it don't get much weirder than that." Hercule continues. "I know this news is quite shocking to you, but lets not dwell on that at the moment Hercule, I have more important matters to attend to." I respond. "Like what?" Hercule asks. Then I realized the sun is going down fast. "Well for one thing, I need a place to sleep for the night. Its not like I have a capsule house to use out here" I reply. "Capsule house, Hmm…That's it! Adam How about Buu and myself take you to Capsule Corporation, Bulma probably has a spare capsule house you could stay in for the time being, whatdaya say to that?" Hercule asks. "I say why didn't you ask me sooner Hercule, I've always wanted to see Capsule Corporation" I replied. "Great! Well then lets get going" Hercule continued. Then Hercule pulled out his box of capsules and activated his hover car, within 5 minutes we were on the front lawn of Capsule Corporation.
Kibitokai & Old Kai
"Oh! This energy, its so familiar, I know I've felt it before, but where?" I ask myself. "Young one, why are you mumbling to yourself?" Old Kai replies. "Huh? Sorry venerable elder, but I feel a very power energy signature." I respond. "You don't say? Well do you know where its coming from?" Old Kai continues. "Let me check, what the! Its coming from the Earth!! I'd estimate the being emitting it has the potential to reach 500,000,000 without really trying" I reply fairly shaken. "Oh relax! I bet Mr. Buu has just been training, there's no need to worry" Old Kai says in a dismissing tone. "But this power, its on the front lawn of Capsule Corporation as we speak venerable elder. And this power is not Mr. Buu's energy signature, its someone else's." I rebuke. "Wait, Capsule Corp? Aaahhhh! That where the lovely Bulma lives!! Quick take us there-Right Now!!" Old Kai screams. "Yes venerable elder, I wish to see who this is too" I agree. Then I used my Instantaneous Movement. An instant later we were inside the gravity room where Vegeta was training as usual. "999 million 999 thousand 999, 1 billion!" Vegeta gasps as he finishes doing a billion one fingered push-ups. "Whew, training at 5000 times Earth's gravity sure is tough, but at this rate I'll beat Kakarot in no time-Hmm?…you might as well come out Kais! I know you're in here, computer reduce gravity to natural earth levels" Vegeta commands. (generator powers down and Kais begin to breathe heavily) "Alright you clowns better have a very good explanation for popping up on my property uninvited because if you don't I'll incinerate you where you stand-Now Talk!" Vegeta screams as he powers up into Super Saiyan form.
"Calm down Vegeta, we only came here to investigate a strange energy source. Its on your property as we speak." I quickly explain. "What! Where is it!?" Vegeta yells. "At your front door Prince Vegeta, can you not feel that power!?" Old Kai screams. "I can feel it you pathetic prune, but what's so special about it? Whoever it is, their powers only barely higher than that of my daughter Bulla" Vegeta screams back rudely. "Why you no good smart mouthing-" Old Kai begins to counter but then sees the glare that Vegeta is giving him and shut up before he gets his ass whupped. "Right-so can we please go and find out whose giving off this strange energy signature, I'm sorry for the smart mouth comment Prince Vegeta" Old Kai says meekly. "(Groan) fine! you have my permission to be on my property and search for whoever is giving off that energy, just remember you crusty old kai, you were only a few seconds away from being flash fried, so consider yourself lucky" Vegeta snaps. "Right, moving on then, lets find out whose giving off that power" Old Kai continues. As the two kais slowly follow Vegeta out of the gravity room I thought to myself, "I know I've felt this energy before, but where. It feels exactly like-No! that's impossible, he disappeared over a 100 million years…didn't he? Well I guess I'll just have to find out, after all he didn't really die as far as we know, he just suddenly vanished in a flash of light brighter than any star the moment he finished sealing that evil monster in that magic jar. Regardless! I must know if this energy signature is my old friend's from so long ago"
Bulma
(doorbell chimes) "Just a minute!" I call out. After putting down the roast I'd just finished pulling out of the oven I rushed to the front door. When I opened the door I find to my surprise Hercule and Buu. I quickly recovered from their sudden appearance and said, "Oh hi Hercule, Hi Buu" "Hey Bulma, say uh, could we come in for a spell, we've got someone you need to meet" Hercule replies quickly. "You brought a friend, that's great! So what's his name?" I yell excitedly. "His name is Adam, and its nice to meet you too Bulma Briefs" The mysterious boy interjected. "WHA! How do you know my name!? Vegeta get down here-" (I try to scream while Hercule has his hands clamped over my mouth) "Please Bulma, for the love of all things sane, don't drag your psycho husband into this yet! After what he did to those poor people at the World Martial Arts Tournament during that incident with Babidi and Majin Buu I have nightmares every other night. Every time that mad man appears in my dreams, he turns me into a pile of ashes! I don't want that to happen for real, please!(sobbing)" Hercule cries. Suddenly Buu took Hercule's hands off of my mouth, "Stop Hercule, Buu make sure Bulma don't tell scary man till we've told her everything-Bulma promise to not tell scary man until we explain?" Buu asks. After I thought it over for a minute I said, "Sure thing Buu. But this better be important if I have to hide it from my husband!" "Trust me Bulma-Vegeta wouldn't be able to handle this right now" Hercule replies. "What wouldn't I be able to handle you weakling!" Vegeta yells.
Then Hercule sweat drops when he hears Vegeta and realizes that he's right behind him. "Oh damn! I'm in some deep shit now, I'll have to talk fast" Hercule thinks to himself. Hercule quickly begins to try and talk his way out the hole he's dug for himself, "(laughs nervously) Hiya Vegeta, long time no see, Uh the thing I meant you wouldn't be able to handle is-" "Stuff it human! I don't care about your babble, all I want to know is who the boy is" Vegeta says sourly. "Uh what boy? I don't see a boy anywhere." Hercule lies. "Don't toy with me Hercule! I know you've brought a boy here with you-come on out boy! Its no use trying to conceal yourself from me! I know you're hiding behind my wife's grandfather clock over there so you might as well come on out-Now!" Vegeta yells. "Yes sir" he replied as politely as possible. The minute he stepped out from behind the clock I looked and noticed that Kibitokai and Old Kai are weeping openly. "Hey guys what's the matter, you look sad, is something wrong?" the boy asks with great concern. Kibitokai responds by saying, "We aren't sad, we're overjoyed" Old kai sobs. "Really, then why are you crying?" I ask them. "Because-we haven't seen you in over 100 million years. It's so good to see you again Psyagon-my dear old friend" Kibitokai laughs and sobs at the same time.
