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(A/N): Wow, I really glad you guys liked the story! I didn't think the first chapter was that funny but you guys seemed to think so and thanks so much for the reviews.


Cleaning troubles:

He paced the back of the couch and waited, not like a good kitty mind you but instead attempted to mark that he was there by clawing the couch. Alas this antic only resulted in his getting stuck and him wiggling for a good three minutes before freeing himself and then glaring at the couch, he was getting tired of this. Though he had not been in cat form for more then a day, it was beginning to bother him and Matsumoto had finally gotten herself drunk and was walking around the house laugh at absolutely nothing….at least not that he could see.

Hitsugaya was glad for one thing though, he had retained the ability to see ghosts, A.K.A: Soul reapers….or shinigami, however one wanted to say it. He watched her slightly amused and worried, he had never seen Matsumoto this drunk before and was watching her with a worried gaze until she passed out on the couch an hour later.

Once the house fell silent he relaxed, he was dirty. He got this by seeing himself in a mirror that he and Matsumoto put on the ground a few days before. The blasted thing had fallen off the wall and on to Hitsugaya causing him a major headache, shockingly it had not broken but stayed intact.

The fur that had looked white before in the alley was more of an off-white color in the good light of the house, he sighed and looked around. Cats cleaned himself with their tongues right?

Right.

Hitsugaya attempted this and gagged, his kitty tongue coming away with bits of fur and he thought that he might have swallowed some and looked around for anything to wash his mouth out with. He padded into the kitchen and glanced around, there was no bowl set out for him and thus he had to find other means of getting the fur out of his mouth, you could see little pieces of fur tuffs sticking out.

'Ugh! Gross…sick, disgusting….'

Hitsugaya leapt up to try and get on the nearest chair but only got half of his body there, his claws dug in the cushions as he scrabbled to get fully onto the chair. He did manage to fully get on after a moment and sat panting, why was it he was able to jump over a dogs head and land on trashcans that were way higher then this stupid chair? He wiggled his whiskers in irritation.

Why? Was it because he hadn't been thinking when he did it? Maybe….

He looked up at the table, he knew Matsumoto had some sort of drink up there, he just hoped it was water and not half drank sake. He wiggled his butt and froze, he closed his teal eyes and cursed himself. He would not do that again! He got ready to jump again and his rear wiggled again.

Hitsugaya glared at the wall and ignored it this time and leaped for the table top, making it and landing perfectly. He smirked and glanced around the table, a cup sat a little ways away and he strode towards it and tried to see what was inside. It was then that the most horrible thing became clear to the cat-like Taichou, he was smaller then the cup and it seemed that his shortness had followed his in cat form as well. Why was it that he could not escape his height problems even as a cat?!

He reached up and tried to see in cup and wound up tipping the blasted thing over! It was a mix of shock and rage mixed into one very loud yowl, then hissing and spatting.

Hitsugaya stood in the middle of the soaking mess lifting a paw and shaking dry and then putting it down and shaking another leg only to find the paw he dried before was wet again!

This wasn't fun at all, it was also made worse when Matsumoto came in and saw him, she pressed her hand to her mouth and held back some giggles but eventually failed and burst out laughing.

This annoyed him.

Matsumoto came over and picked up the sodden cat and tucked him under one arm and headed to a small drawer, pulling out some rags and mopping up the mess on the table. She didn't seem to care that Hitsugaya was soaking the side of her outfit, he mewed at her gathering her attention. She was looking at the dripping cat with a thin brow raised and a small smile, then her eyes widened, she lifted him into his palm and laughed.

"Oh! You're so small, just like taichou!" she told him, laughing in-between her words. She turned her head away and glanced out the window, she was still looking for him. He followed her gaze and then looked back her "Oh well…" she said and gave him a sad smile and then perked up almost instantly.

She gazed over him and got one of the most devious smiles he had even seen on his fukutaichou "Oh, you know what?" she inquired of him.

"Mew?"('What?') he asked back, though she couldn't understand him.

She smiled broadly and lifted him to face level "I think you need a bath!" she told him, Hitsugaya's eyes got wide.

'Oh shit…'

(A/N) I know this was little short and I'm very sorry but I hoped you liked it anyway!

Anyway please review, I love them.

Thanks for the reviews from before! Oh, how he became a cat will come later as the story unfolds.