A/N: Hey everyone! I decided that I'm going to make this a collection of all the wacky endings I can think of so here's the second one in my collection. This was actually caused by a writer's block on another thing I was doing. Well, enjoy!

PS, I think I'm going to rate this particular chapter in my collection a PG13, just because of the mention of some drugs, nothing too major.

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Voldemort faced the brave people who opposed him in the ultimate battle of right versus wrong, good versus evil (The Flaw in the Plan, Chapter 36). He began to tell them all about the changes he would make to Hogwarts. The new Hogwarts would not have any houses, only Slytherin for all students. The crowd of students and adults that fought for good shuffled. Just then, Luna Lovegood came to the outside from the Hogwarts entrance.

"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!" she screamed. She pushed herself through the crowd into the open space between Voldemort and her fellow students. "NOBODY BELIEVED ME, BUT I KNEW IT!"

"What is this annoying child yappin' about?" Voldemort said, his patience getting wasted.

"I finally found the existence of nargles!" she proclaimed proudly. Everyone around her gasped.

"Nargles? Are you demented?" Voldemort scoffed.

"It isn't a surprise that you'd deny their existence, is it, Voldemort? Or should I say, NARGLE!" Luna said stepping towards Voldemort in a threatening manner.

"What?! What are you talking about?" Voldemort asked nervously. The crowd began to murmur.

"You know exactly what!" Luna turned around to face the others. "Nargles have the rare ability to change their shape and form and become anything they desire. They are also very advanced for our time, they believe they have the ability to over power anyone. Nargles are also extreme control freaks. But the most important thing about nargles is that they have grown accustomed to live in the world as ordinary wizards or muggles. Who are these people? They are those weird, control freaks that enjoy having power and want to take over the world. Some examples: Cornelius Fudge, Professor Umbridge, Voldemort! And don't forget those annoying librarians that always tell you to be quiet in the library! They are all nargles!" The crowd began to talk excitedly.

"What?!" Voldemort screamed. "This is an outrage!"

"No, it's true! All you have to do is cast a Revelations Spell on him!" Luna said.

Suddenly, the Hogwarts gates busted open and a group of healers and Aurors came in.

"There she is!" they screamed. The groups of officials ran over to Luna and handcuffed her.

"What are you doing?" Luna cried.

"You are under arrest for the selling of illegal hallucinogens to under aged students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," one of the Aurors told her.

"What? Dumbledore said he wouldn't tell anyone as long as I supplied him as well! That old gas bag!" Luna screamed as she was carried away by the Aurors.

"That explains a lot…" a voice said from the crowd.

Then, Neville ran out of the crowd into the open space when Luna had been. Voldemort jumped nervously, but regained his posture quickly.

"You know what? I believe Luna!" Neville proclaimed. "She may be a little crazy, and apparently a drug addict, but she was my friend and I trust her," he said and turned to Voldemort, who had a slightly nervous and worried face on. "Revelus Allus!" Neville cried as he flicked his wand at Voldemort.

For a second, nothing happened. But then, Voldemort's skin began to boil. His body liquified into the ground.
"NOOOO!! I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!" Voldemort screamed into the sky. Everyone watched in awe. His body continued to melt until only a small blob of red was left. Everyone watched the blob in amazement and suddenly, two small beady eyes popped in it.

"Are you happy?" the small red blob said in the squeakiest voice you could imagine. "You ruined my plans for world domination!"

"Is that it? That's the big battle with Voldemort we've been getting ready for since we were eleven?" Ron charged out from the crowd. "What a rip off!"

"So what are we going to do now?" Hermione said.

"We're going to Disney World!" Fred and George screamed in unison and ran out the Hogwarts gates. The crowd shrugged and followed them though the gates.

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Later that week…

Hermione and Ron were waiting in line to ride Space Mountain, when suddenly Hermione's keen sense of memory came in handy.

"Hey Ron, what happened to Harry?" she asked.

"Good question…" he replied.

Back at the deserted Hogwarts, a sleeping Harry lay on the ground snoring. Apparently, he had slept through the whole battle with Voldemort while pretending to be dead.

"Hey! Where'd everyone go? I thought we were gonna make s'mores to celebrate!"

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A/N: Hey! Hope you enjoyed the second instalment in the Collection of Wacky Endings for HP&DH ! Remeber to review and tell me if you think I'm funny or just plain annoying! D