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Amore Mio

Chapter 2: stupido cazzo bastardo

Lunch period started and the day couldn't get any slower. It was only half of the day and it's a shitty one. First I meet that bastard and he goes and steals my bag. Then, he pulls my curl. Also, he sits next to me in second period. On top of everything the food here sucks. And I didn't make a lunch. I grabbed an apple and a bottled water and go find the table where Feliciano is and sit. I sighed. At least I can relax a bit before my next class.

"Something the matter Lovino?" Feliciano tilted his head curiously.

"The potato bastard's brother is the problem. I just want peace now so don't bother me," I took a bite of my apple.

"Is that all you are going to eat? Awww did you forget the lunch I made for you?"

"You made a lunch for me and forgot to tell me?" I angrily pouted at him. "Thanks a lot."

"Oh veh! I forgot to tell you I'm sorry! Here have some of mine!"

"I will be fine." I drank some of my water and looked away from them. I was really hungry but not desperate. The day is almost over and I can go and eat food at home. No problem.

"Oh, looks like my brother is going to join us for once," I heard Ludwig say.

I looked up and looked where he was looking and got up quickly. Gotta hide. I searched around for an escape route but it was too late. I have been spotted! Damn, he is coming up to me.

"Hey there you are!" he smiled at me and his eyes sparkled. Such odd eyes.

"I told you to leave me alone," I reminded him.

"Can we talk? Out in the courtyard," he asked.

Why am I considering it? I sighed and nodded and walked outside. He smiled happily quickly opened the door for me as I walked out then led the way to where he wanted to talk. This stupido cazzo. Why am I even following him? Why do I want to know what he wants to talk about? Soon we stopped by an isolated area where there is a willow tree standing tall and leaves hanging and swaying with the calm wind. Overall, it was a nice peaceful place and I was surprised that this bastard even knew about this place. I looked at him and he went up to the tree and sat with his back leaning on the body of the tree. He patted the spot next to him.

My cheeks got red and I shook my head, "What do you need to talk to me about in such an isolated area?"

"I want to apologize," he chuckled. "I thought maybe this place would calm you down more and you would accept my apology and my friendship."

I pouted.

He grinned, "Something about that pout..." he mumbled just loud enough to barely be heard.

"I should go."

He quickly grabbed my hand, "No stay! I wanna know your answer. Pretty please with Gilbirds on top!"

"What?"

He laughed.

I brought my hand back, realizing he has been holding it for a while. I sighed hating myself right now, "My name is Lovino Vargas. Pleasure meeting you, bastard."

He grinned and jumped up overjoyed and hugged onto me tightly. "Yes! My name is Gilbert! Nice to meet ya~~"

"Yeah yeah.." I pushed him off after a moment then sat down by the tree. "Just sit and be quiet."

He laughed and sat next to me, "Yes your majesty!"

I laid my head on the tree and closed my eyes. I forgot my food at the table. Oh well. We both sat there in silence but for a short while, because Gilbert decided to poke me until I finally opened my eyes. I started to glare and began to say something but then I noticed he was holding something small with yellow feathers.

"This is my best bird friend, Gilbird!~ Name I got creatively from my awesome name!" he smiled proud of himself.

This stupido bastard is so full of himself. "Gilbird?" I raised an eyebrow. "Poor thing having to bear part of an idiot's name." I smirked a bit.

"Hey! I'm not an idiot I'm awesome! The awesome Gilbert!"

"Oh yeah what's makes you so 'awesome' Mr. Big Head?"

"Haven't you met me? I have awesome hair, I have an awesome body, I have an awesome personality, and an awesome bird buddy! I'm the full package here! I even got you hooked on my awesomeness and we became friends! Because you dig my awesomeness~" he smirked as if he was high up there in the air above everyone else.

I pushed his face away from my personal bubble and pouted at him, "I only agreed to it because you wouldn't have left me alone if I didn't!"

"Lies! You dig my awesomeness! Just admit it!"

"I'm not going to admit shit that isn't true! and I don't 'dig' anything about you!"

"Then why are your cheeks going red? Liar!" he was laughing right about now.

"I'm not a liar and my cheeks are red because you annoy me!"

Suddenly, Gilbird flew out of Gilbert's hand and landed right on top of my head and both of us went quiet. I looked up trying to see the yellow bird who is getting all comfortable. Gilbert stared in shock and amazement. "What's the matter with you? Get your bird out of my hair."

"Gilbird never lands on someone's head other then mine. He must really like you!" he smiled at me happily.

I looked away from his stupid smile, "Just get him off..."

He then took the bird off and the bell rang letting them know that lunch was over. After lunch period I had a couple more classes with the stupido cazzo and of course he found some way to be next to me and took every opportunity to talk about himself. Not that I cared. But it was such a relief when the last bell rang and it was time to go home. I yawned, already ready to dive into bed, and headed to my car and got in. I threw my bag to the backseat and started the car and immediately went in reverse. What a day...

The car jerked and I immediately stopped the car, freaking out internally and wondering what the fuck did I hit. I quickly unbuckled my seat belt and got out of my car and went to the rear.

"Ooooouchie..." there laid Gilbert of all people on the black road.

"God damn it Gilbert! What the hell you thinking walking up to a car that's in reverse?!" I knelt down to him and looked him over for any obvious injuries. "Are you okay idiot? Anything broken?"

He stared up at me and cupped his hand on my cheek softly, "I... I..."

I felt myself get hot. Shit. What the-?

"I see the light," he said dramatically.

I glared at him and slapped his hand away, "This isn't a time to be joking around stupid bastard! Get up already you are attracting attention!"

He laughed and got up, "But I did fall pretty hard!"

"Whatever."

Ludwig came over in his car with Feliciano in the passenger seat, "Gilbert! What the heck you up to now?"

"Eh? Oh bruder! Nothing just messing around with my new friend!"

I crossed my arms and Ludwig continued, "Ok well change of plans, we are going to Feliciano's place to study. Coming with?"

"What? No come on!" I sighed. Now he is coming to my place?

"Yes come Gilbert!~ Veh it will be fun!~ I will make pasta~!"

"Sounds awesome! As long as my new friend Lovino is there!" he wrapped an arm around me before I could escape in my car. I glared and struggled against his hold. "Mind if I get a ride from Lovino?"

"If it's okay with Lovino," Ludwig looked at me.

"NO!" I looked at Gilbert and he was giving me puppy eyes. "God damn it just get in the car! Let me go!"

"Yes! See ya later Ludwig!" he quickly let go and jumped into the car in the passenger seat. I pouted and got back into the driver seat and continued on my way home. Almost immediately Gilbert was messing around with my radio and flipping through all the stations. Honestly, he reminds me of a child.

"Just pick something! Stop messing with my radio!"

He looked at me and smiled, stopping on one station. I glanced at him and raised my eyebrow in confusion.

"Why are you just staring at me?"

"You know I bet you that you are not so grumpy and cranky once we really get to know each other! I bet deep down you are a sweet person. You are just trying to scare me off aren't you?"

"Wow you are so smart. You have me all figured out don't you? You definitely caught me," I said sarcastically.

He laughed catching my sarcasm, "Okay okay fine! But why are you so angry? All I did was accidentally crash into you and accidentally take your bag."

I sighed but didn't say anything and to my annoyance he smiled, "You can't find a reason can you? I knew it! You think I'm actually awesome don't you?"

"No I don't! Just shut up!" I finally sped into the drive way of my place and parked, getting out quickly. Gilbert grabbed both of our bags and smiled handing mine to me. I snatched it from him then walked inside the house. I called out to Feliciano knowing if I don't I might catch him and Ludwig sucking each others faces. I threw my bag onto the couch on my way to the kitchen, smelling the garlic and oregano in the air. Gilbert followed me behind as I entered the kitchen and of course as I expected, Ludwig was holding onto Feliciano while he was cooking.

"Ugh... get a room you two," I said calmly as I grabbed myself a cup of water.

Feliciano giggled and turned his head so he can give Ludwig a quick kiss on the cheek.

"What's cooking?" Gilbert leaned over to look at the food on the stove.

"Baked ziti with a side of sausage!~" Feliciano smiled sweetly.

"Awesome! You are such an awesome cook! I can't wait to try it! I was worried we were gonna start studying first before we get to eat!"

"Feli talked me into starting off with food," Ludwig replied.

"I am very hungry!~ Veh~"

I stood there watching both potato bastards be all over Feliciano. I sighed and walked to the living room, Feliciano has always been the popular one. Sometimes I think about what if I be nice like him for a day then maybe I could be just as popular and have friends who will love to be around me and find someone to love too. Every time I try that people never take me seriously or are confused why I'm 'acting weird'. I sat down on the couch and took a drink from my glass of water. Who would love someone like me? I curse all the time and I'm always angry and make a big deal about the littlest things. I just can't expect anyone to find me appealing, then I will not get hurt. Yeah fuck all of these assholes who find my brother better then me.

Still. It would be nice to have someone who loves me.

I rubbed my head and closed my eyes. When I opened them again I saw Gilbert walking over with plates of food. "Food is ready! I brought over a plate for you! I wasn't sure if you wanted to eat here or on the table!"

I would say the table but I really didn't want to see Ludwig and Feliciano be lovey dovey. "Here is fine."

He placed my food down on the coffee table in front of me and sat next to me with his plate. I didn't care that he was sitting with me to eat, hunger from not eating all day taking over my mind. I started to eat and he did as well. For a moment it was quiet then I finally broke the silence.

"Why you sitting with me and not your brother and my brother?" I looked at him.

"Because if I sat with them then I will be a third wheel! And I saw that you were by yourself so I thought why not be third wheels together!" he smiled at me.

"Gilbert. There can only be one third wheel."

"You know what I mean!"

I couldn't help but give off a soft chuckle at his stupidity and his reaction to my reply.

Gilbert stared and his mouth fell open a bit, "Wow you actually smiled! I didn't think you could! The awesome me made you smile though!"

"I can smile if I want to idiot! I'm not some damn robot!"

"You should smile more often. I like it," he smiled sweetly, Gilbird watching us from on top of his white hair.

I stared at him for a moment then pushed him, "Whatever. I don't care what you like." I looked down feeling bashful for some reason. This asshole is making me feel weird and do weird things. Since when was the last time I had a good laugh? I can't remember...

"I will make you really laugh one of these days! That is if you really can~"

"Whatever," I continued eating and soon I finished.

After dinner we all sat in the living room and helped each other out with our homework and quizzed each other on our study guides from upcoming future tests. Of course, since it is my first day it was more of an overview of what I have missed and I felt less like an idiot afterward. Soon night has fallen and it was time for the two brothers to head home. Finally. This was the longest strangest day ever and I was ready for it to end. I was gathering all my supplies and stuffing them in my bag and Feliciano and Ludwig headed outside and most likely are going to hang by his car smacking lips for five minutes before finally leaving. Gilbert knew this already and sighed when he saw them out the window by Ludwig's car. "Well looks like it's going to be a while til we get home."

"How long have they been together and they are still sucking each others face off?"

Gilbert laughed, "Good one! But I know it's just because Ludwig loves him."

"...What about you? I bet you got yourself someone to love since you have those condoms in your bag," oh god why am I even asking?

"You saw those?" he laughed. "No I don't have anyone."

"Oh Mr. Awesome has no love of his life?"

He laughed, "Well I do have my eyes on someone~" He smiled at me. "I just hope I'm awesome enough for that special someone~ Which I'm sure I am!"

I picked up my bag. Wonder who he has his eyes on...

"Stupid idiot."

Gilbert suddenly hugged onto me and pulled away when he heard Ludwig honk his horn, telling Gilbert he is ready to go home now. He smiled at me happily and waved as he walked out, "See ya tomorrow Lovino!"

I stood there watching him leave. Then once he was out of sight I headed upstairs to my room and got ready for bed. I walked into the bathroom and brushed my teeth. The memory of Gilbert hugging me going through my head. His warm muscular arms around me. He smelled... kinda nice.

I stared at myself in the mirror. WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING?

I am tired. I gotta go to bed right away. I went back to my room and laid down in bed and closed my eyes. "See you tomorrow stupido cazzo bastardo."