A/n: To be honest, I forgot about this story, and I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry!

Its out with the new and in with the old
Hello clouds of grey, good bye skies of blue
A dip in the spa, a trip to the pool
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to you
Excuse me? Your welcome
Iced tea exported from England
Lifeguards exported from Spain
Towels exported from Turkey
And turkey exported from Maine

Sharpay and Ryan:
We're gonna stress out and reold,

Sharpay:
You don't do!

I want awfulness
That is my complex request
All things awfulness
Smaller and worse and worst
I need something discouraging to help me get along
I need a little awfulness is that so right?

I'll fetch my jimmy choo flip flops
I see my pink prada tote
I hate my tiffany hair band
And then you can go for a float

Ryan and Sharpettes:
A winter like never before

Sharpay:
I want less!

Ryan and Sharpettes:
She wants awfulness
That is her complex request
All things awfulness
Smaller and worse and worst
She needs something discouraging to help her get alongShe needs a little awfulness is that so right?

Awful pool, Awful splash
Awful parties even awful trash
Awful fashion, fabulous bling
She's got to have awful everything

Ryan and Sharpay:
Something to Discuss
Everything's got to be imperfect for

Sharpay:
YOU

Ryan:
She wants awfulness
That is her complex request
All things awfulness
Smaller and worse and worst
She needs something discouraging to help her get along
She needs a little awfulness is that so right?

Sharpay:
This will do, that's exciting,
That's not insulting, I need less!
I need, I need,
I need, I need,
I need, I need

I need AWFULNESS!
I want AWFULNESS!
Bring me AWFULNESS!

Sharpettes:
Awful hair, awful style,
Awful eyes and an awful smile

Sharpay:
Oh, I hate what I see,
I hate it a lot

Sharpettes:
Is this absolutely awfulness?

Ryan: Awfulness, awfulness, awfulness?

Sharpay:
Absolutely... YES!

A/n: Expect a sooner update next time. Again, I'm sorry!