(giggle) Did you honestly think I hate you

(giggle) Did you honestly think I hate you? I once said something along the lines of, "I will hardly ever update, but I will review avidly." This is true, and now that GG:GP is like, 50 days dead, I will add just a bit...cuz I'm not a total (INSERT "BITCH" HERE).

Johnny/May/I-No

Johnny opened his eyes in a flash and kipped to his feet. "Whaddahellsup? Whodahellsknockmedown?!" he cried in a slur of words.

"Whoa, Ms. I-No, you were right! He is drunk..." said May, who was sitting to the left of Johnny.

"I know," replied I-No. She stepped out from behind a ruined building and grinned. "Out drinking were you?"

'Che...She's hot stuff...' Johnny thought. Then he nodded. "Yes, drinking is something I do every now and again. You want to join me sometime, babe?"

Johnny then felt a fierce blow to the general area he loves most. He fell over in pain as it was an anchor that pegged him.

"Johnny, you can't go around hitting on other girls! You got me, remember?" May asked with a twitch in her eye.

Johnny looked up at her and blinked. "Actually, I didn't notice...Uh, never mind! So..." he said, rising back to his feet, "Where are we?"

I-No jumped up to the top of the ruined building and looked around. "It's looks sort of like Phantom City..."

"This isn't a good place to be..." May whimpered, clinging to Johnny's arm.

"How do you suppose we got here?" Johnny asked, staring fiercely up I-No's dress. He had to absorb all of he glory now or he'd get slammed in the nuts again and lose it all.

"I think I know, but I'm not saying." I-No replied, jumping down from the building and blushing. She turned away from Johnny and cleared her throat. She knew what he was doing.

"Why not?" May asked.

"Why should I have to tell you two? I'm not some nice gal who goes around telling everyone her secrets!"

"So it's a secret..." Johnny said, putting his hand up to his chin, "Secrets aren't safe from me..."

I-No frowned. "Oh, no? We'll see then, won't we?" she asked. Then she turned from them and began walking down the path.

'Tight ass...so hot...' thought Johnny as he instinctively began to follow her, which made May instinctively follow him.

Anji/Baiken/Chipp

"So we're in Japan!" Chipp shouted, slamming his fist down on his palm.

"Bakada . For a self-proclaimed Japanese person, you sure can't read it." Baiken scolded, "These signs are Chinese. Chinese!! We're in China!"

"Wo xihuan Chongguo!" Anji proclaimed. Then he turned to Baiken and Chipp, "That means, 'I like China.'"

"Whoa, bro. I didn't know you knew Chinese." Chipp said with wide eyes. "Teach me, sensei!!" He fell to his knees before a flattered Anji.

"Oh-ho...Well, I don't know if I could..." Anji stammered, fanning himself rapidly.

Baiken clicked her tongue and began to walk away.

"Oh, wait up!" Anji called, rushing after her.

Chipp made a ninja handsign and appeared next to the two.

"Was that necessary? At all?" Baiken asked in her usual disgruntled tone.

"Of course not. We ninjas take pride in being able to waste chakra as much as possible before pulling a deus ex machina and beating the tougher opponent. We also are good for millions of yaoi pairings across the boards, and have many totally useless female characters."

"I think you're talking about something totally different..." Anji whispered, but Chipp ignored him.

"Also, we are quite skilled in the ways of remaining hidden in bright colors, such as orange, and like to make as much noise as possible when fighting. And we have this obsession with kunai, although there has never been an occasion when they've done anything..." Just then, Chipp found the tip of a katana at his throat.

"I dunno what kind of drugs you're on..." Baiken warned, "But if you can't start talking about something with a purpose as to what we're doing, I'll have to kill you off."

Chipp grinned nervously. "Sure, sis. Just lower the sharp thing."

Baiken did, reluctantly.

Anji chuckled quietly to himself. "I'm glad to see we can get along for slightly longer periods of time!"

Eddie/Millia/Venom

Wait a minute...The heck is going on? My cameras are totally broken...Get a man on that, stat! What are those three doing down there? Did you fix it yet? Damn it, Johnson, I don't pay you to sit around and play Maple Story! Fix my cameras or feel my enigmatic wrath! ...Okay, there. ...Thank you, I guess. Now, what did I miss? Quickly, now, Johnson! Feed the live video footage into the past-tenseifier!

"Need another taste, Millia?" Eddie asked in that usually strange voice.

Millia slowly got to her feet and spat blood on the ground. She wobbled back and forth for a short moment, then regained her firm stance.

"That was like, totally fabulous!" Venom exclaimed, jumping out of nowhere and throwing an arm around Eddie's shoulder.

"Get off me homo!!" Eddie shouted, throwing the man through the air.

Venom landed on his feet next to Millia. He gave Eddie a flamboyant point with his finger. "Homophobia, much?" he aksed.

"He's not really gay, is he?" Millia asked, cocking her head to the side.

"He sure is!"

"Come on, Zato, are you serious?"

"I know he is! Didn't you hear him just say, 'fabulous'?"

"Shut up, you two!" Venom cried, taking out his cue stick, "Or I will-"

"What, shove that up my anus? Like with all your gay buddies?" Eddie asked, taking a fighting stance.

"I personally have nothing wrong with gay people," Millia said.

"You're a chick, of course you don't..."

"This isn't fair!" Venom cried, "Did I ever admit to being gay? Don't make assumptions, fool! I have a lot of male fans!"

"Too many if you ask me..."

"I will, like, kill you if you say that crap one more time!"

"Too many if you ask me..."

"That's it!!"

"No, stop!" Millia interjected with an annoying shriek, "Zato, relax... Venom, if you're really gay, you can tell me."

"No, you did not just go there, girlfriend."