"Would you please swallow first?" I groaned. Beast Boy swallowed his mouth full of cheese in one large gulp.

"I said 'I betcha Robin's gonna get some tonight," he snickered again and I rolled my eyes. I take back what I said. He is so not maturing.

Suddenly, I heard a loud crash from across the room. Turning around, I saw a greasy man with a metal arm land on the ground, presumably because he fell through the roof.

"Я хочу сладких причесок папы," the man growled, pulling a rifle out of his pocket. I screamed in shock, and Beast Boy transformed into a chihuahua due to fear. The metal armed man shot a number of bullets into the ceiling before groaning in what I assumed was ecstasy. I stood there, shellshocked, as the man busted a whole nut. Everyone was too afraid to even move- you could cut the tension in the room with a knife. When he was done, the man proceeded to lie down and die. The party continued like normal, everyone choosing to ignore the semen covered man on the floor. I looked over at Beast Boy, who had since transformed back into his normal green form. I decided that tonight, I would confess my feelings to him. I strode over to him, took his hand in mine, and took a deep breath.

"Gar, I want you to vore me," I confessed, blushing. This had been a dark secret of mine for so long. But finally, I would get the voring of my life. Beast Boy nodded and transformed into a giant green shrek. He picked me up in his loving hand and vored me whole. I had never felt such waves of passion as the ones that were currently crashing over me. I live in his stomach now, spending the rest of my days surrounded by that thick, hot, stomach juice.

The end.