Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Brothers Brawl which belongs to Masahiro Sakurai (Sora Ltd.)or neither of it's characters (each of their respected companies.).

A/N: Ok, which is my first shot at Fanfics... Constructive Critism please... The title probably sucks too. This might be messy, stupid, short, or vague. Well, it's comedy, anyways! What do you expect? And this is my first try at fanfics... So go easy on me! Now on with the story.

Wario-Man Update

Sonic, Fox, and Meta-Knight stared at the manical Wario as he gobbled up his garlic. He soon turned into Wario-Man, a purple cape, a purple mask/cap thing with a blue "W" on top of it, red gloves and shoes, and pink tights (ew...) with another W (only bigger) and pictures of galic on it.

"Wahaha!!!" Wario laughed with his own evil laugh. He pulled out a motorcycle and race toward them. It was much more faster than before. Fortunately, they were in the Bridge of Eldin, where there was plenty of room to ride on his motorcycle.

"... What the hell?..." they all said at the same time. They were soon running away from the roar from the motorcycle. Wario-Man caught up with Fox and he was soon in a Star KO. "GWAAAAAAaaaaah!!!!" The star twinkled as Fox's yell was heard.

Meta-Knight flew up with his wings and let out a "Phew." as Wario-Man passed him.

Sonic broke part of the bridge and was now stuck at the edge. He was nervous when Wario was almost there. "... Dammit... No place to go..." The motorcycle soon bashed him. "Yes! I am the best!... Huh?" Wario noticed that he was falling down. Sonic, however, was on the other side of the edge due to the impact of the motorcycle. "... Waaaaaah!!!!" Light came from underneath. KO.

A/N: Yep... Short. It's somewhat boring to me. I'll try to make it better. Oh. I should give my opinions on this... Well, I liked it. It seemed pretty awesome. XD I hope Wario-Man is like a much stronger Zero-Suit Samus. Wario-Man. Wario-man. Wario-man hates Triangle-man. They have a fight. Triangle wins. Triangle man. If anyone gets the reference, they get a cookie! XD