Disclaimer: I do not own Love Hina or any of the characters contained in
here. Love Hina is owned by Ken Akamatsu. This FanFic is purely for the
enjoyment of myself and for others to read. So please don't sue
In Between
(Somewhere)
Gotenks01013 is wrapping cord around a temporarily borrowed SteamVac as both Keitaro and Mitsune( Kitsune to her friends) approach. As they get closer they can hear the Fanfic author grumble in frustration.
Gote: Bad enough my writer's block still hasn't cracked like I had hoped. Bad enough I'm behind on my updates because of it AND work. Now, I end up cleaning after that Toudai wannabe. Grrr.
Kitsune: ( Leaning over smirking) Hey Gotenks. Getting a head start on your spring cleaning?
Gote: Get stuffed Konno!
Kit: Only if YOU do the stuffing(winks)
Gote: (Sighs) Why Me?
Keitaro: Kitsune, you know full well why I let Gotenks-san borrow our SteamVac. ( Notices the real NASTY frown on his face). Um, still mad at Naru aren't you?
Kit: Looked like that was a REALLY expensive rug to she messed up too.
Gote: Konno! I thought your best friend was potty trained? Isn't she, like , 19 years old or something?
Kit: Depends on who is writing her at the time. You know, you didn't exactly give her permission to get up off that Kotatsu, especially after what you promised you'd do if she didn't behave.
Kei: What did Gotenks-san promise Kitsune?
Kit + Gote: Nevermind .
Gote: Grrr. She's supposed to have the highest test-prep scores in ALL of Japan-must leave little room for basic common sense.
Kei: C'mon Gotenks-san. I'm sure Naru didn't mean to mess up your rug-
Gote:( mumbles) You would.
Kei: (Ignores mumblin) -why don't the two of you just make up.
Kit: That's Keitaro for you, Always the forgiving type.
Gote: ..
Kei: What? Is it so hard for you to forgive her?
Kit: Not quite that simple apparently.
Gote: (turns toward Kitsune) Might have to show him why Kit.
Kit: (Grins) That's your call Author-man.
Kei: (shakes head at both) Show me what guys?
Gote: ( Sighs) Keitaro, please read Chapter one of this fic.
Keitaro speed reads Chapter one---His eyes widen
Kit: (whispers) Um, you have any tissue paper handy?
Gote: Already on it Kitsune.
Kei: L-Lemon?? ( Keitaro's body starts to shake uncontrollably)
Kit: HURRY BEFORE HE BLOWS!!!
Gotenks calmly presses a button on a remote as a mini-mecha tama magically appears and roughly shoves wads of paper up the landlords nose before flying off. Kitsune begins to laugh hysterically as Keitaro stands dumbfounded with paper sticking out of his nose.
Kei: Shank Shou.(Starts walking toward the trash bin)
Gote: ( Smiling) Your welcome. Already had one mess I had to clean.
Kit: (Composing herself) Haha T-that was good. (turning to me) One of Su's?
Gote: (nods)
Keitaro makes his way back. After making eye contact with the fox, she just starts laughing all over again.
Kei: (sigh) Anyway Gotenks-san, I can see why you wanted Naru to behave.
(Running footsteps approach)
Kit: (snorts) Here comes the wrecking crew.
Naru: WHO ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE BEHAVE ? BAKA.
Kei: (Here we go again.) H-Hi Naru. ( Crap she's winding up)
Gote: Ahem.
Naru blinks as her fist was just about to connect with Keitaro's head. She slowly turns her head toward the author, scowls, then puts her swinging arm down.
Naru: Hmph. What is it now Gotenks-san?
Gote: (Points upward) You do realize that this "baka" just defended you again. Lord only knows why.
Kit: Yea Naru, Keitaro was trying to mend fences with you and Gotenks- san(whispers) He's still sore about the mess you made.
Naru: I don't care! He didn't need to be so mean.
Gote: Do we even need to go there Naru? I'm not the one that needs potty training.
Naru: Meanie!
Gote: Rug wetter!
Sparks emanate between our eyes in anger. Neither one breaking the glare.
Kei: (Whoa! Tenchi moment) Naru! Gotenks-san! Please cut it out.
Both turn away at the same time.
Gote: Fine.
Naru: Hmph!( Folding her arms in defiance)
Kei: Naru, wasn't Gotenks-san trying to prove to you that not everyone hates your character in the last chapter?
Naru: (opens one eye towards me) I suppose.
Kei: And weren't you just trying to help me when you said those things to Naru, Gotenks-san?
Gote: Yup.
Kit: C'mon guys. No harm No foul. (grins) Why not kiss and make up?
Kei: Kitsune!
Naru: No Thank You.
Gote: Nah.
Naru: Oh so I'm not good enough for you to kiss Mr. Author -man?
Gote: (Where are they getting that annoying name?) No.1 Miss I-can't-make- it-to-the-bathroom. Kissing REAL women with attitude like yours is a turn off as it is.
Kit: (Yikes)
Kei: (Oh Boy)
Gote: No.2 As you pointed out, I am a fledgling author. I make it a policy NOT to write myself having romantic relations with fictional characters---- that's just too weird.
Kit: (Drats)
Kei: He has a point.
Naru: Well. I have to admit it makes sense.
Gote: ( I am so going to regret this) Look Naru, I'll admit I was being a bit.overbearing last Chapter.(Grumble)
Kei: Naru?
Naru: What?
Kei: (Points to Gotenks)
Naru: Well, I suppose I should have used common sense when I realized you guys left.
Gote: ..
Naru: (Looks down toward me sheepishly) And, Um. I'm sorry I peed on your rug. (A slight smile starts to form)
Kei: (Whispers) You know she really is kinda cute when she smiles.
Gote: True. Then again so is Motoko.
Naru: Hey! I heard that.
Kit: (Trademark hand-to-chin) So Author-man. You have a thing for our kendo girl do you?
(The sound of someone sprinting can be heard)
Kit: (smirks) Right on cue.
Gote: (Oh hell. Here comes the REAL wrecking crew)
Motoko: (With bokken drawn) Kitsune! What foolishness is this you speak?
Kit: (Girls got GREAT hearing) Nothing bad. I just think our Author friend takes a liking to you is all.
Keitaro discreetly moves away from me. Naru follows suit with an evil grin.( He's gonna get it now)
Gote: (Sighs) Hello Motoko-chan. What can I do for you?
Mot: Gotenks-san! Again you have failed to live up to your promise on allowing my vengeance on that foul demon. As well as the madness that Kitsune speaks. (prepares a secret technique)
Kei: (Sorry man)
Naru: (Heh)
Kit: ( Here it comes)
Gote: ( Oh Hell! Screw it!) HADOU-KEN!!!!
Gotenks executes the move made famous by Street Fighter's Ryu and Ken at an unprepared Motoko. Slamming her back against a "wall", hard. The young girl slumps to the ground leaving the rest of the Hina Crew stunned.
Gote: (Running to the Motoko) Hey! You ok? Anything broken?
Kit: ( Whoa! What the hell was THAT?)
Naru: (Eep!)
Kei: ( Wow!)
Gote: Looks like she's coming too. Keitaro, help me bring her to my chair.
Keitaro does as I ask and in seconds, Motoko is recovering on my favorite chair.
Mot: G-Gotenks-san. I-I am surprised. What exactly WAS that move.
Gote: ( Points upward)
Mot: Oh I see. So you have finally revealed your Author powers?
Kei: W-what would that be Motoko?
Gote: The ability to mimic moves from my favorite 2-D fighting games like Street Fighter and King of Fighters
Naru: C-Can he do that?
Kit: Sure. I mean Daimo-Shi is a samurai in his fics and Talon is a Were- Tiger, so why not?
Kei: (grins) Cool!
Gote: I suppose.
Kei: Does that mean you can mimic Terry Bogard's moves as well? He's my favorite.
Gote: Yup, and before you ask Keitaro. I'm trying to give you all original moves for "Friend", and MAYBE "Warrior"
Kei: Nice!
Naru: Motoko are you ok? That was some hit you took.
Mot: (Smiling) I am fine Naru-sempai. I forgot what a rush it was to engage in actual combat with a worthy opponent. The only other time was in "Friend" when I faced Urashima.
Kei: R-Really Motoko?
Mot: Hai!
Keitaro smiles.
Naru rolls her eyes.
Kit: (Trying to change subject)So Gotenks. How's the writer's block coming?
Gote: Not so good. Between work and home, I really haven't had the time to do "Warrior" and "Friend" properly. To make matters worse: "Friend's" going to have an alternate ending separate from the original.
Naru: Didn't you say that you also had 2 new fics waiting in the wings?
Gote: Yea. One is my version of what happens when Keitaro decides to give you all a piece of his mind.
Kei: Really?
Gote: Yea. It's not gonna be a happy tale though.
Kei: Oh
Gote: The other one is gonna make THAT one seem like a happy fairy tale by comparison.
Kit: Um. Is that the one where you give Keitaro his greatest heartbreak ever?
Gote: (nods)
Kei: I'm not going to like that one , am I?
Gote: (Shakes head slowly)
Naru: Um, I'm guessing this might be a dumb question, but who EXACTLY is going to break his heart?
All eyes turn to Naru
Naru: Oh. ( She nervously twirls a strand of hair) Why do I get the feeling that its not as simple as me just wanting to be friends with Keitaro?
Kei: (Sweats)
Mot: Gotenk-san, How bad do you plan on making Urashima suffer?
Gote: It's going to be pretty bad in the beginning.
Kit: The beginning? So you plan on having a happy ending then?
Gote: Well, it will have an ending. Happy? I'll let them(Thumbs towards the readers) decide that.
Kei: (Sighs)
Naru: (puts a hand on keitaro's shoulder) I'm sorry
Kei: (Blinks) What did you say?
Naru: I am sorry. Especially for what Gotenks-san is going to make me do to you when that story gets written. (Looks down sheepishly) Figure I'd get that off my chest while I can.
Kit: (whispers) Psst Gotenks. Is this gonna be a Kei/Naru piece? You plan on getting them together right?
Gote: (whispers back) Yes and No Kit. Remember what I said in one of my Author's notes?
Kit: (Scans all Gotenks' Author's Notes to date) Oh I see. Your throwing Mutsumi in here as well.
Gote: Shhhh Yea.
Kit: I approve. It'll make things exciting.
Mot: Will I be in the story as well ?
Gote: Yes Motoko-chan, but not as prominent as in the other 2 stories.
Mot: It is acceptable. After what you are making me go through, I can use the rest.
Gotenks and Kitsune chuckle then look at Naru and Keitaro still being silent.
Gote: Damn! Should have kept my mouth shut.
Kit: I wouldn't worry. Knowing Keitaro he'll do something dumb and Naru'll send him to orbit.
Gote: Not likely.
Kit: Why?
Mot: Because Gotenks-san won't write it.
Kit: Oh.
Mot: Gotenks-san Perhaps you should tell us the latest tomes which have peaked your interest as of late.
Kit: (Magically switches to a Daimon High Schoolgirl outfit with microphone in hand) That's right everyone! Everybody get together! IT'S MUST READ TIME!!
Everyone facefaults.
Gote: Been reading my stash of Samurai Girl : Real Bout High School haven't you Kit?
Kit: (Nods) That announcer chick is funny. Plus, I look GREAT in their uniforms
Mot: S-Samurai Girl?
Gote: Yup. It's a really cool manga.
Mot: (Speed reads manga) Intriguing. This Ryoko Mitsurguri interests me.
Gote: Hmmm. Maybe if I ever get to finishing a story or two I can make a crossover.( Just got to keep Keitaro in check, or he'll nosebleed through the whole story)
Kit: (Spirits returning to normal.) Yea. They tend to draw those girls REALLY and I do mean REALLY curvy. Makes me jealous(pouts)
Naru: For once I agree with Mr. Author-man(smirks) That BAKA will faint from bloodloss if he ever gets a look at these girls.
Keitaro speed-reads the manga, smiles-but doesn't nosebleed.
Gote: Um.
Naru: Huh?
Mot: Impossible!
Kit: Well I'll be!
Keitaro looks at his companions with a smirk of his own.
Kei: What?
Got: Ok? (pokes the manager in the shoulder)
Kei: Hey! Cut that out!
Got: Who are you and where is the REAL Keitaro Urashima?
Kei: W-What do you mean Gotenks-san?
Naru: Didn't you read Real Bout?
Kei: Yea. So what?
Mot: Then why are you not bleeding through your nose Urashima?
Kei: (Blushes while nervously scratching the back of his head) Well to tell you the truth, as sexy as these ladies are drawn----
Everyone: YES?
Kei: I already live with the prettiest ladies alive. (Notices the blank stares from the 3 girls) I mean, between the 3 of you, Shinobu-chan, Su- chan , Sara & Mutsumi-san----I don't need anyone else.
Hina Hunnies: ...
Kei: Heh. I think I may have said a bit too much. Anyway, I think I'm gonna clean the Hot Spring before you girls start using it today.
Keitaro starts walking away .
Kei: Just do me one favor girls, let me know your ready to bathe BEFORE you get undressed . Thanks. Later Gotenks-san( Walks off)
Gote: (whispers -Good for you man.) Later Kei! (turns towards the still stunned Hina Hunnies.) Um girls? You guys ok?
Hina Hunnies: ....
Gote: Hello? ( Waves hands in front of them)
Hina Hunnies: ...
Gote: OOOOK? Anyway, Like Kitsune said earlier, it's MUST READ time!
Nabeshin Danbei Ayanami: A Different Fate: You want to see the story that inspired me to write "Warrior"? Well, here it is! A bit scandalous---but OH SO GOOD!
The girls begin to recover from their stunned state
Kit: ( Keitaro was pretty manly a moment ago) Hey Motoko! Looks like Keitaro turns you into an honest woman after all.
Mot: (Urashima. Again you manage to arouse these feelings within me) ACK! WHAT IS NARU-SEMPAI DOING IN THAT LAST CHAPTER???
Naru: (Hmph. Why does that BAKA have to go and say wonderful things like that?) WHAT? SINCE WHEN DO MOTOKO AND I---?
Gote: Good to see you guys finally wake up.
Lonely-Avenger: A Fragile Love: See what happens when Keitaro returns to the dorm ONE YEAR after he decides to take a trip. How has he changed? How do the girls react to said changes. (Warning: Lemon scene with one of the girls)
Motoko + Naru: WHAT??
Kit: ( HUGE Grin)
Both Naru and Motoko give Kitsune the look of death. Slowly they advance: Motoko drawing her bokken and Naru rolling her sleeves .
Kit: (chuckles nervously) H-Heh . G-Guys. It's just a story right? (starts backing away) Um Guys?
Gote: Kitsune.
Kit: Y-Yea?
Gote: Run.
Kit: YIKES! (ducks a sword swipe) CRAP! (Misses a Naru punch) MOMMY!
Kitsune runs for dear life while being chased by the lethal lovelies. The sounds of screams and sword techniques begin to fade in the background.
Gote: Hmm. Too bad. Don't think she'll be teaching Mutsumi new tricks anytime soon.
Vash the Unholy walks towards me, slips me a $50, gives me 2 thumbs up and runs away cackling.
"At Last! Revenge is mine! Death to Kitsune!"
Gote: (Sighs) The things I do for my friends.
~Walks away whistling~
Author's notes. If you want the last few skits to make any kind of sense to you. Read the last 2 or 3 chapters of Vash's Reformation of Life and pay special attention to his skits as well as my last 2 reviews of said story.
Also, I have NOT abandoned my other 2 fics, I just want you to enjoy them while I try to keep them up to high quality standards.
Thanks for your patience.
In Between
(Somewhere)
Gotenks01013 is wrapping cord around a temporarily borrowed SteamVac as both Keitaro and Mitsune( Kitsune to her friends) approach. As they get closer they can hear the Fanfic author grumble in frustration.
Gote: Bad enough my writer's block still hasn't cracked like I had hoped. Bad enough I'm behind on my updates because of it AND work. Now, I end up cleaning after that Toudai wannabe. Grrr.
Kitsune: ( Leaning over smirking) Hey Gotenks. Getting a head start on your spring cleaning?
Gote: Get stuffed Konno!
Kit: Only if YOU do the stuffing(winks)
Gote: (Sighs) Why Me?
Keitaro: Kitsune, you know full well why I let Gotenks-san borrow our SteamVac. ( Notices the real NASTY frown on his face). Um, still mad at Naru aren't you?
Kit: Looked like that was a REALLY expensive rug to she messed up too.
Gote: Konno! I thought your best friend was potty trained? Isn't she, like , 19 years old or something?
Kit: Depends on who is writing her at the time. You know, you didn't exactly give her permission to get up off that Kotatsu, especially after what you promised you'd do if she didn't behave.
Kei: What did Gotenks-san promise Kitsune?
Kit + Gote: Nevermind .
Gote: Grrr. She's supposed to have the highest test-prep scores in ALL of Japan-must leave little room for basic common sense.
Kei: C'mon Gotenks-san. I'm sure Naru didn't mean to mess up your rug-
Gote:( mumbles) You would.
Kei: (Ignores mumblin) -why don't the two of you just make up.
Kit: That's Keitaro for you, Always the forgiving type.
Gote: ..
Kei: What? Is it so hard for you to forgive her?
Kit: Not quite that simple apparently.
Gote: (turns toward Kitsune) Might have to show him why Kit.
Kit: (Grins) That's your call Author-man.
Kei: (shakes head at both) Show me what guys?
Gote: ( Sighs) Keitaro, please read Chapter one of this fic.
Keitaro speed reads Chapter one---His eyes widen
Kit: (whispers) Um, you have any tissue paper handy?
Gote: Already on it Kitsune.
Kei: L-Lemon?? ( Keitaro's body starts to shake uncontrollably)
Kit: HURRY BEFORE HE BLOWS!!!
Gotenks calmly presses a button on a remote as a mini-mecha tama magically appears and roughly shoves wads of paper up the landlords nose before flying off. Kitsune begins to laugh hysterically as Keitaro stands dumbfounded with paper sticking out of his nose.
Kei: Shank Shou.(Starts walking toward the trash bin)
Gote: ( Smiling) Your welcome. Already had one mess I had to clean.
Kit: (Composing herself) Haha T-that was good. (turning to me) One of Su's?
Gote: (nods)
Keitaro makes his way back. After making eye contact with the fox, she just starts laughing all over again.
Kei: (sigh) Anyway Gotenks-san, I can see why you wanted Naru to behave.
(Running footsteps approach)
Kit: (snorts) Here comes the wrecking crew.
Naru: WHO ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE BEHAVE ? BAKA.
Kei: (Here we go again.) H-Hi Naru. ( Crap she's winding up)
Gote: Ahem.
Naru blinks as her fist was just about to connect with Keitaro's head. She slowly turns her head toward the author, scowls, then puts her swinging arm down.
Naru: Hmph. What is it now Gotenks-san?
Gote: (Points upward) You do realize that this "baka" just defended you again. Lord only knows why.
Kit: Yea Naru, Keitaro was trying to mend fences with you and Gotenks- san(whispers) He's still sore about the mess you made.
Naru: I don't care! He didn't need to be so mean.
Gote: Do we even need to go there Naru? I'm not the one that needs potty training.
Naru: Meanie!
Gote: Rug wetter!
Sparks emanate between our eyes in anger. Neither one breaking the glare.
Kei: (Whoa! Tenchi moment) Naru! Gotenks-san! Please cut it out.
Both turn away at the same time.
Gote: Fine.
Naru: Hmph!( Folding her arms in defiance)
Kei: Naru, wasn't Gotenks-san trying to prove to you that not everyone hates your character in the last chapter?
Naru: (opens one eye towards me) I suppose.
Kei: And weren't you just trying to help me when you said those things to Naru, Gotenks-san?
Gote: Yup.
Kit: C'mon guys. No harm No foul. (grins) Why not kiss and make up?
Kei: Kitsune!
Naru: No Thank You.
Gote: Nah.
Naru: Oh so I'm not good enough for you to kiss Mr. Author -man?
Gote: (Where are they getting that annoying name?) No.1 Miss I-can't-make- it-to-the-bathroom. Kissing REAL women with attitude like yours is a turn off as it is.
Kit: (Yikes)
Kei: (Oh Boy)
Gote: No.2 As you pointed out, I am a fledgling author. I make it a policy NOT to write myself having romantic relations with fictional characters---- that's just too weird.
Kit: (Drats)
Kei: He has a point.
Naru: Well. I have to admit it makes sense.
Gote: ( I am so going to regret this) Look Naru, I'll admit I was being a bit.overbearing last Chapter.(Grumble)
Kei: Naru?
Naru: What?
Kei: (Points to Gotenks)
Naru: Well, I suppose I should have used common sense when I realized you guys left.
Gote: ..
Naru: (Looks down toward me sheepishly) And, Um. I'm sorry I peed on your rug. (A slight smile starts to form)
Kei: (Whispers) You know she really is kinda cute when she smiles.
Gote: True. Then again so is Motoko.
Naru: Hey! I heard that.
Kit: (Trademark hand-to-chin) So Author-man. You have a thing for our kendo girl do you?
(The sound of someone sprinting can be heard)
Kit: (smirks) Right on cue.
Gote: (Oh hell. Here comes the REAL wrecking crew)
Motoko: (With bokken drawn) Kitsune! What foolishness is this you speak?
Kit: (Girls got GREAT hearing) Nothing bad. I just think our Author friend takes a liking to you is all.
Keitaro discreetly moves away from me. Naru follows suit with an evil grin.( He's gonna get it now)
Gote: (Sighs) Hello Motoko-chan. What can I do for you?
Mot: Gotenks-san! Again you have failed to live up to your promise on allowing my vengeance on that foul demon. As well as the madness that Kitsune speaks. (prepares a secret technique)
Kei: (Sorry man)
Naru: (Heh)
Kit: ( Here it comes)
Gote: ( Oh Hell! Screw it!) HADOU-KEN!!!!
Gotenks executes the move made famous by Street Fighter's Ryu and Ken at an unprepared Motoko. Slamming her back against a "wall", hard. The young girl slumps to the ground leaving the rest of the Hina Crew stunned.
Gote: (Running to the Motoko) Hey! You ok? Anything broken?
Kit: ( Whoa! What the hell was THAT?)
Naru: (Eep!)
Kei: ( Wow!)
Gote: Looks like she's coming too. Keitaro, help me bring her to my chair.
Keitaro does as I ask and in seconds, Motoko is recovering on my favorite chair.
Mot: G-Gotenks-san. I-I am surprised. What exactly WAS that move.
Gote: ( Points upward)
Mot: Oh I see. So you have finally revealed your Author powers?
Kei: W-what would that be Motoko?
Gote: The ability to mimic moves from my favorite 2-D fighting games like Street Fighter and King of Fighters
Naru: C-Can he do that?
Kit: Sure. I mean Daimo-Shi is a samurai in his fics and Talon is a Were- Tiger, so why not?
Kei: (grins) Cool!
Gote: I suppose.
Kei: Does that mean you can mimic Terry Bogard's moves as well? He's my favorite.
Gote: Yup, and before you ask Keitaro. I'm trying to give you all original moves for "Friend", and MAYBE "Warrior"
Kei: Nice!
Naru: Motoko are you ok? That was some hit you took.
Mot: (Smiling) I am fine Naru-sempai. I forgot what a rush it was to engage in actual combat with a worthy opponent. The only other time was in "Friend" when I faced Urashima.
Kei: R-Really Motoko?
Mot: Hai!
Keitaro smiles.
Naru rolls her eyes.
Kit: (Trying to change subject)So Gotenks. How's the writer's block coming?
Gote: Not so good. Between work and home, I really haven't had the time to do "Warrior" and "Friend" properly. To make matters worse: "Friend's" going to have an alternate ending separate from the original.
Naru: Didn't you say that you also had 2 new fics waiting in the wings?
Gote: Yea. One is my version of what happens when Keitaro decides to give you all a piece of his mind.
Kei: Really?
Gote: Yea. It's not gonna be a happy tale though.
Kei: Oh
Gote: The other one is gonna make THAT one seem like a happy fairy tale by comparison.
Kit: Um. Is that the one where you give Keitaro his greatest heartbreak ever?
Gote: (nods)
Kei: I'm not going to like that one , am I?
Gote: (Shakes head slowly)
Naru: Um, I'm guessing this might be a dumb question, but who EXACTLY is going to break his heart?
All eyes turn to Naru
Naru: Oh. ( She nervously twirls a strand of hair) Why do I get the feeling that its not as simple as me just wanting to be friends with Keitaro?
Kei: (Sweats)
Mot: Gotenk-san, How bad do you plan on making Urashima suffer?
Gote: It's going to be pretty bad in the beginning.
Kit: The beginning? So you plan on having a happy ending then?
Gote: Well, it will have an ending. Happy? I'll let them(Thumbs towards the readers) decide that.
Kei: (Sighs)
Naru: (puts a hand on keitaro's shoulder) I'm sorry
Kei: (Blinks) What did you say?
Naru: I am sorry. Especially for what Gotenks-san is going to make me do to you when that story gets written. (Looks down sheepishly) Figure I'd get that off my chest while I can.
Kit: (whispers) Psst Gotenks. Is this gonna be a Kei/Naru piece? You plan on getting them together right?
Gote: (whispers back) Yes and No Kit. Remember what I said in one of my Author's notes?
Kit: (Scans all Gotenks' Author's Notes to date) Oh I see. Your throwing Mutsumi in here as well.
Gote: Shhhh Yea.
Kit: I approve. It'll make things exciting.
Mot: Will I be in the story as well ?
Gote: Yes Motoko-chan, but not as prominent as in the other 2 stories.
Mot: It is acceptable. After what you are making me go through, I can use the rest.
Gotenks and Kitsune chuckle then look at Naru and Keitaro still being silent.
Gote: Damn! Should have kept my mouth shut.
Kit: I wouldn't worry. Knowing Keitaro he'll do something dumb and Naru'll send him to orbit.
Gote: Not likely.
Kit: Why?
Mot: Because Gotenks-san won't write it.
Kit: Oh.
Mot: Gotenks-san Perhaps you should tell us the latest tomes which have peaked your interest as of late.
Kit: (Magically switches to a Daimon High Schoolgirl outfit with microphone in hand) That's right everyone! Everybody get together! IT'S MUST READ TIME!!
Everyone facefaults.
Gote: Been reading my stash of Samurai Girl : Real Bout High School haven't you Kit?
Kit: (Nods) That announcer chick is funny. Plus, I look GREAT in their uniforms
Mot: S-Samurai Girl?
Gote: Yup. It's a really cool manga.
Mot: (Speed reads manga) Intriguing. This Ryoko Mitsurguri interests me.
Gote: Hmmm. Maybe if I ever get to finishing a story or two I can make a crossover.( Just got to keep Keitaro in check, or he'll nosebleed through the whole story)
Kit: (Spirits returning to normal.) Yea. They tend to draw those girls REALLY and I do mean REALLY curvy. Makes me jealous(pouts)
Naru: For once I agree with Mr. Author-man(smirks) That BAKA will faint from bloodloss if he ever gets a look at these girls.
Keitaro speed-reads the manga, smiles-but doesn't nosebleed.
Gote: Um.
Naru: Huh?
Mot: Impossible!
Kit: Well I'll be!
Keitaro looks at his companions with a smirk of his own.
Kei: What?
Got: Ok? (pokes the manager in the shoulder)
Kei: Hey! Cut that out!
Got: Who are you and where is the REAL Keitaro Urashima?
Kei: W-What do you mean Gotenks-san?
Naru: Didn't you read Real Bout?
Kei: Yea. So what?
Mot: Then why are you not bleeding through your nose Urashima?
Kei: (Blushes while nervously scratching the back of his head) Well to tell you the truth, as sexy as these ladies are drawn----
Everyone: YES?
Kei: I already live with the prettiest ladies alive. (Notices the blank stares from the 3 girls) I mean, between the 3 of you, Shinobu-chan, Su- chan , Sara & Mutsumi-san----I don't need anyone else.
Hina Hunnies: ...
Kei: Heh. I think I may have said a bit too much. Anyway, I think I'm gonna clean the Hot Spring before you girls start using it today.
Keitaro starts walking away .
Kei: Just do me one favor girls, let me know your ready to bathe BEFORE you get undressed . Thanks. Later Gotenks-san( Walks off)
Gote: (whispers -Good for you man.) Later Kei! (turns towards the still stunned Hina Hunnies.) Um girls? You guys ok?
Hina Hunnies: ....
Gote: Hello? ( Waves hands in front of them)
Hina Hunnies: ...
Gote: OOOOK? Anyway, Like Kitsune said earlier, it's MUST READ time!
Nabeshin Danbei Ayanami: A Different Fate: You want to see the story that inspired me to write "Warrior"? Well, here it is! A bit scandalous---but OH SO GOOD!
The girls begin to recover from their stunned state
Kit: ( Keitaro was pretty manly a moment ago) Hey Motoko! Looks like Keitaro turns you into an honest woman after all.
Mot: (Urashima. Again you manage to arouse these feelings within me) ACK! WHAT IS NARU-SEMPAI DOING IN THAT LAST CHAPTER???
Naru: (Hmph. Why does that BAKA have to go and say wonderful things like that?) WHAT? SINCE WHEN DO MOTOKO AND I---?
Gote: Good to see you guys finally wake up.
Lonely-Avenger: A Fragile Love: See what happens when Keitaro returns to the dorm ONE YEAR after he decides to take a trip. How has he changed? How do the girls react to said changes. (Warning: Lemon scene with one of the girls)
Motoko + Naru: WHAT??
Kit: ( HUGE Grin)
Both Naru and Motoko give Kitsune the look of death. Slowly they advance: Motoko drawing her bokken and Naru rolling her sleeves .
Kit: (chuckles nervously) H-Heh . G-Guys. It's just a story right? (starts backing away) Um Guys?
Gote: Kitsune.
Kit: Y-Yea?
Gote: Run.
Kit: YIKES! (ducks a sword swipe) CRAP! (Misses a Naru punch) MOMMY!
Kitsune runs for dear life while being chased by the lethal lovelies. The sounds of screams and sword techniques begin to fade in the background.
Gote: Hmm. Too bad. Don't think she'll be teaching Mutsumi new tricks anytime soon.
Vash the Unholy walks towards me, slips me a $50, gives me 2 thumbs up and runs away cackling.
"At Last! Revenge is mine! Death to Kitsune!"
Gote: (Sighs) The things I do for my friends.
~Walks away whistling~
Author's notes. If you want the last few skits to make any kind of sense to you. Read the last 2 or 3 chapters of Vash's Reformation of Life and pay special attention to his skits as well as my last 2 reviews of said story.
Also, I have NOT abandoned my other 2 fics, I just want you to enjoy them while I try to keep them up to high quality standards.
Thanks for your patience.
