The screen then started choosing the opponents. The first match was Inuyasha vs. Yusuke Urimeshi. "Well, well, well, lucky me", Inuyasha said. He and Yusuke entered the floor. "A half breed", Constantine said. "All right, you know the rules, pin your opponent for a three count, like professional wrestling, now fight", Carl said. Inuyasha ran in to punch Yusuke, but Yusuke dodged easily. "What the hell?" Inuyasha asked. Yusuke then kicked Inuyasha to the wall. "Yusuke, when did you get so strong, and why do you have so much spirit energy?" Kagome asked. "So you can sense it, well it's a long story, I'll explain it later", Yusuke said. At that moment, he was punched by Inuyasha. "How did you like that, bitch?" Inuyasha asked. "Yusuke then used a spirit gun to hit Inuyasha. Inuyasha was down, so Yusuke made the pin. "One, two", Carl said, before Inuyasha kicked out. Yusuke then punched Inuyasha to the wall, went over and kept punching. Inuyasha managed to kick Yusuke away and ran at him, only to be kicked in the face. "Nice kick", Stevie said. Yusuke then grabbed Inuyasha by the foot and tossed him into the air, then jumped up to punch him down. Yusuke then came down with an elbow drop right on Inuyasha's chest. Inuyasha seemed out cold, but managed to kick out after another two-count. Inuyasha then started fighting back, punching Yusuke over and over, until Yusuke blocked him and punched him off. Inuyasha used his blades of blood on Yusuke, but Yusuke dodged. Both men punched each other's fists causing a huge wind from their power, each man tried to attack the other, but were fast enough to dodge all the attacks. "Damn they're fast", Naruto said. "I can hardly keep up", Sasuke said. Then both men jumped at each other with Yusuke spearing Inuyasha super hard, but Inuyasha grabbed him into a DDT position, as both men fell, Inuyasha's ribs were crushed on impact, causing him to spit up blood, Yusuke landed directly on his head. Both men were out cold. Carl Johnson began counting. Everyone is egging the fighters to arise, but the 10 count reached, and both men were declared out cold. "Due to a double KO, both men have lost the match", Carl said. "That's it, no winner?" Eminem asked. "First match ever, and it's a double knock-out", Gabe said. Both men were taken by George and Rebecca to the emergency room.

The screen started deciding the next match. While waiting, Dave noticed the four wrestlers, Stevie was normal, but he noticed Vito had a dress, Boogeyman was in his make-up, and Burchill had his pirate costume on. "Weird", Dave said. The screen stopped. It read Toph Bei Fong vs. Shippo. "Wow, I'm up now", Shippo said. Shippo went down. "I wonder if that's a Fox Demon", Constantine said. "That kid is fighting?" Kevin asked. "This should be interesting", Peter said. Shippo was on the floor, his opponent wasn't there. "Where's this kid's opponent?" Carl asked. "Toph, you're up", Katara said. "Oh shit, really, who am I fighting?" Toph asked. "A tiny little kid who's only a foot tall", Sokka said. "This should be easy", Toph said, going into the floor. "It's that little girl", Iroh said. "What the fuck took you so long?" Carl asked. "Sorry, she's blind", Katara said. "What? I can't fight a blind person, it seems wrong", Shippo said. "Don't worry, she's really strong, you don't need to hold anything back", Aang said. "Yeah, don't be a little bitch", Toph said. "What!" Shippo said furiously, then head-butted her stomach. "Jesus, I didn't even start the match, anyway, fight", Carl said. Shippo started punching Toph rapidly until he was smacked away, followed by a rock, which Shippo dodged, running in to punch Toph, but she dodged and karate chopped him in the back of the neck. "How does she know where he is?" Ed asked. "She can feel the vibrations through her Earth-bending", Katara said. Toph then kicked Shippo in the back of the head martial arts style. Toph used Earth Bending to lift up a rock and when Shippo turned around, he got hit right in the face, causing his nose to bleed. "Shippo!" Kagome yelled. "Holy shit", Kirk said. "Right in the fuckin' nose", Chamillionaire said. Shippo then sent a fox fire to Toph, but she use earth bending to block the attack. Shippo then ran in to punch her in the nose, causing her to bleed. "You little motherfucker", Toph said. Shippo then punched her rapidly in the stomach, and then kicked her in the chin. "Come on Shippo, you can do it", Satsuki said. "Hey shut up, no one wants to hear your Goddamn voice", Toph said. Shippo got pissed and attacked Toph with his Heart Scar, inflicting a big bite, it was non-fatal, but it still hurt. Toph grabbed Shippo by the tail and tossed him away. Shippo came back to fight her, but Toph was also fighting, using martial arts to attack and block each other. This went on for a minute, but changed when Toph formed a rock fist and punched Shippo in the gut, causing blood to come out of his mouth. Kagome covered her eyes, Sango and Miroku watched in horror, even Katara seemed worried about the little fox, Kevin and his friends just stood there. Toph went up to pin him. "One, two", Carl said, and before he hit three, Shippo kicked out. Toph seemed a little annoyed. Then Shippo head butted her in the stomach, and then continued to throw hard kicks until she coughed up blood. Both then collapsed. Carl started counting. "I'm gonna be fuckin' pissed off if this turns into a double count-out again", Rummy said. At nine, both competitors got up, and then Shippo managed to kick Toph in the face with a spinning heel kick. He then jumped to the bleachers of the audience. "Nice jump", Lars said. He then faced Satsuki, kissed her in the cheek, and jumped and did a moonsault onto Toph. "15 feet high, damn", Eminem said. Carl counted. "One, two, three", he said. Shippo started celebrating. "The winner is Shippo, the first official winner of this tournament", Carl said. Kevin and the others started clapping for Shippo. "You rule kid!" Paul said. Shippo went back up, while Toph was taken by Rebecca in her arms to the ER.

Now was the next match. The screen moved again. It showed James vs. Kagome. "I'm up", Kagome said. James was shocked too. Both went down to the floor. "If you're ready, fight", Carl said. James and Kagome didn't waste time; they both attacked each other martial arts style. Both were evenly matched. "You're really good", Kagome said. "You ain't bad yourself", James said. The attack lasted a few minutes of blocking and attacking. Eventually Kagome tried hitting James in the face, but she missed, James went behind her. When Kagome turned around, James speared Kagome really hard. He pinned her. "One, two, three", Carl said. James stood up. "The winner, James", Carl said. James then helped up Kagome, and shook her hand out of respect. "Good sportsmanship", Gabe said. The screen moved again, when it stopped, it showed Naruto Uzamaki vs. Avatar Aang. "Will whoever's name was shown come down here", Carl said. Aang and Naruto stood face-to-face. "Go get him boss!" Konohamaru said. Moegi and Udon also cheered. "Don't worry, I'll give him a good ass-whooping", Naruto said. "Now, fight!" Carl said. Both men lunged at each other. Naruto used his ninja skills to attack Aang very fiercely, throwing a rapid series of punches and kicks, causing Aang to bleed from his mouth and nose. "The fight just started and you're getting your ass whooped", Naruto said. Aang kicked Naruto on the side of the head, causing him to fall off his feet. "You son of a bitch", Naruto said, punching Aang to the wall. "Nice shot boss!" Konohamaru said. Aang then used air bending to hit Naruto. Naruto then used shadow clone jutsu. "Whoa, he cloned himself, just like I can do", Shippo said. The Naruto clones attacked Aang at various places, all over the place. "Dammit, there are too many", Aang said. "Feel like giving up?" Naruto asked. Aang then blasted all the Naruto clones, causing them to disappear. Naruto then kicked Aang in the stomach, and then gave him an uppercut. Aang was down. Naruto covered, "One, two…" Carl said, and then Aang kicked out right before three. "Fuck, I'll finish you", Naruto said. Aang then punched Naruto in the face using air as assistance, causing Naruto to fly toward the wall face first. When Naruto turned around, he revealed to have blood on his forehead. "I know what that's like", Stevie said. Naruto was angry and he and Aang engaged in a karate style fight, both moved very fast, it was hard for some people to catch up. The fight ended when both boys punched each other. They both fell to the ground feet first. Naruto then ran in to finish off Aang, but he was kick under the chin to the wall, hitting the wall head first. Naruto then lay unconscious. Aang was trying to catch his breath. Carl walked over to Naruto, and saw some blood come out of his mouth. Naruto had a hard time breathing. "Stop the match, this kid can't fight anymore, call the paramedics", Carl said. George and Rebecca came. "What happened?" George asked. "I think his neck broke at that last attack, get him medical help", Carl said. "Ok, let's go Rebecca", George said, helping Rebecca put Naruto on a stretcher. "The winner by KO, Avatar Aang", Carl said. Aang smiled and waved. "Boo, you suck!" Konohamaru yelled. "Naruto, I hope you'll recover ok", Iruka said. Zuko stared. "This kid never fails to impress me", Zuko said. Aang saw him and waved to them both. "Zuko, he's waving, wave back", Iroh said. Zuko sighed and waved.

The screen moved again. It stopped at Shikamaru Nara vs. Kiba Inuzuka. "I have to fight Kiba? What a drag", Shikamaru said. Both boys entered the floor. "Whenever you're ready, you can fight", Carl said. "Ready to get your ass kicked?" Kiba asked. "Oh fuck you", Shikamaru said, giving Kiba the finger. Kiba got pissed off and ran at Shikamaru, punching him to the wall. Kiba then grabbed Shikamaru and tossed him on to the floor. Kiba went to his side and delivered a strong kick to the side of Shikamaru. "Get up bitch", Kiba said. He punched his head to the floor. "Get up you Goddamn piece of fucking shit", Kiba said. Shikamaru got up, and received a punch in the face. "Fight me, dammit, fight me", Kiba said. Shikamaru delivered a powerful kick in the face. Shikamaru was bleeding on his forehead, and Kiba was bleeding from his nose. "Crap, my nose", Kiba said. "What now bitch?" Shikamaru asked. Kiba went for a punch, but Shikamaru ducked, and delivered a power punch to the gut, causing blood to come out of his mouth. Shikamaru then hit Kiba with a mean DDT, causing Kiba to be out. Shikamaru covered, "One, two, three", Carl said. Shikamaru pinned Kiba. "The winner by pin fall, Shikamaru Nara", Carl said. "Good job Shikamaru", Asuma said. "Good fight", Vito said, clapping. "Great, men in dresses are clapping for me", Shikamaru said. Screen moved. It said Ino Yamanaka vs. Hinata Hyuga. "Whoa, a cat-fight", Fred said. Ino and Hinata got to the floor. "Ready, now fight", Carl said. Ino wasted no time and punched Hinata, then went behind and kicked her forward to the wall. Ino tried punching Hinata again, but Hinata blocked the punch, and kneed Ino in the gut, the elbowed her away. Hinata then kicked the side of Ino's head, Tai-jutsu style. Ino fell down and was pinned. Hinata got a two count. Ino then gave Hinata an uppercut. Hinata fell to the floor and seemed unconscious. Ino went to pin her, but Hinata woke up and grabbed her legs in a bridge pin. "One, two, three", Carl said. Hinata releases the pin and celebrates. "Winner, Hinata Hyuga", Carl said. "What the fuck? That was screwed up", Ino said. "You lost, get over it", Bart said. "You fell for her trick, it's your fault", Eminem said. "This is an outrage, I want a rematch", Ino said. "You lost, get the fuck out of the floor, and stop being a Goddamn sore loser", Carl said. Ino left in a huff. Hinata also went back. Ino went with Shikamaru, Hinata stayed with Sakura. "Don't worry, she won't get past me", Sakura said. Hinata smiled and waited for the next match.

The screen moved again. It landed on Ed Wuncler vs. Sango. "Sango, who's that?" Ed asked. "It's me", Sango said. "Whoa, I got some hot chick, don't worry, I won't fuck you up, I'll just fuck you", Ed said, smiling. "Sir, I cannot let Sango fight that rude man, I should fight him", Miroku said. "Can't do that", Carl said, pointing to the screen. "Can't you put me in the match?" Miroku asked. Carl looked at Gabe, and got a sign of approval. "Fine, but Ed needs a partner", Carl said. The screen moved. Miroku's name was already on, but his opponent stopped at Gaara. The match was Sango and Miroku vs. Ed Wuncler and Gaara. "Maybe you all should quit before you get yourselves killed", Shikamaru said. "Please, I am not that easily killed", Sango said. All four fighters went to the floor. "These are the rules, only one person must be pinned, if Gaara is pinned, Ed loses, and Miroku and Sango advance, and vice versa, let the fight begin", Carl said. Miroku and Sango ran in and simultaneously kicked Ed. They tried hitting Gaara, but his gourd protected him from the attacks. Ed got up and punched them both. Sango kicked him in the side of the head. Miroku was still unsuccessful at hitting Gaara. Ed then body slammed Sango, then punched Miroku right in the nose, causing it to bleed. Gaara went to Miroku and kicked him in the side. Ed picked him up and kneed him 3 times, and then hip tossed him. Miroku kicked up at Gaara, but he blocked it with sand, and at that moment, Sango kicked Gaara in the back, since the sand was distracted by Miroku. Ed then speared Sango for the pin. "One, two", Carl counted before Sango kicked out. Miroku then punched Ed, but was hit by Gaara. Miroku and Sango were in a bad situation. "We just need to pin one person, and Ed seems to be easier to pin", Sango said. Then some sand wrapped around Sango's leg. "What's this?" Sango asked. Then pressure was applied and it crushed her leg as she let out a painful scream. "Sango!" Miroku yelled. "I've been there before", Rock Lee said. Ed snuck behind Miroku, grabbed his arm then brought Miroku down with an arm bar, and bent his arm the wrong way, causing it to break. Both Sango and Miroku moved away, holding their injured area. "Let's switch", Ed said. Gaara nodded as he kicked Miroku in the face, while Ed did a clothesline to Sango. Gaara pin Miroku by putting his foot on Miroku's chest, while Ed pinned Sango by putting her legs up a little, then putting his pelvic area on Sango's while hovering over her. Carl counted, "One, two three". Both Ed and Gaara won. "The winners, Ed Wuncler and Gaara", Carl said, as he raised both their hands. Both then left to the balcony, while Miroku and Sango get taken to the ER. "I told you I could do it", Ed said. The screen moved. It said Sasuke Uchiha vs. Sokka. "Well, I'm up", Sokka said. Both were on the floor. "Ready, fight", Carl said. Sokka ran in and punched Sasuke a few times. Sokka even landed a karate chop on the back of the head. "Yeah, I can beat him", Sokka said. Sasuke then kicked Sokka up, and then landed the Lion's Barrage kick. He pinned Sokka for the 3 count. "On second thought, maybe I can't", Sokka said dizzy. "Winner, Sasuke Uchiha", Carl said. Sokka was taken in by George and Rebecca.

The screen once again moved, until it reached Sakura Haruno vs. Pan Son. "Well, it looks like I'm up", Pan said. "Sakura, you're about to fight Goku's granddaughter, I hope you know what you're doing" Shino said. "Relax, I can handle it", Sakura said. Both girls were on the floor. "Cat-fight", Fred said. "Will you stop saying that, you sound like a pervert", Michael said. "Whenever you ready…" Carl said, but the girls just stared fighting. "Fight, damn, didn't let me finish", Carl said. The girls let out a series of blocks, punched and kicks. Pan then used energy waves to attack Sakura, but Sakura dodged with ease, but received a punch right in the face. "Ow, damn", Sakura said, holding her cheek. "What's wrong bitch, can't take it?" Pan asked. Sakura then ran in and elbowed her gut very hard, causing her to cough up blood. "Ah shit", Pan said. Sakura then kicked her side, kicked her chest, then her chin, and finally punched her to the wall. Note: There are cracks on the wall. "We need stronger walls", Leon said. Sakura and Pan did another series of punches, kicks and blocks, and then Sakura kneed Pan's side, and then punched her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Pan then kicked Sakura's face and she hit the wall, and Sakura was bleeding from her mouth. Pan did another energy blast, but Sakura used a replacement jutsu, using pots and pans to switch with. "What the hell?" Pan asked. "Where did she go?" Billy asked. "Yo! Sakura!" Carl called. Sakura then appeared behind Pan. "Holy shit!" Carl yelled. Pan turned around and received an uppercut into the air, Sakura jumped and kneed her gut, and then karate chopped her right to the ground. Pan seemed out. Sakura then covered Pan. "One, two, three", Carl said. Sakura sighed of relief. "Winner of this match, Sakura Haruno", Carl said. Sakura went to the balcony, while Pan was taken by George to the ER. "Good job Sakura", Sasuke said. "Indeed, it was a great fight", Rock Lee said. The screen moved. The next fight was Seto Kaiba vs. Katara. "Which person is that?" Kaiba asked. "It's me", Katara said. "Oh, the girl who hangs around those two losers who one lost to a little fox kid, the other lost in like 3 seconds", Kaiba said. "Well you don't know what you're in for", Katara said. They got on the floor. "Go get her big brother", Mokuba said. "Isn't that the guy who sells the duel cards?" Robert asked. "Yeah, I think he is", Pee Wee said. "Get ready, and…" Carl said, but Kaiba ran in to attack. "Fight, so now no one is gonna fuckin' listen to me?" Carl asked. "Did you say something?" Kaiba asked, fighting Katara. "Hey, fuck you", Carl said, delivering the finger. Katara used water bending to attack. Kaiba moved around kung-fu style, then did a sweep kick, knocking Katara on the floor. Kaiba then did a karate punch to the ground, but Katara moved while Kaiba kept trying until Katara got up and kicked Kaiba. Katara whipped Kaiba with the water many times, even hard enough at one point to shed blood. Kaiba held his arm where the blood was, and then ran in to kick her gut. Kaiba then punched Katara in the face, causing her to bleed from the mouth. Katara got pissed and tried to punch Kaiba, but he dodged and grabbed her in a full nelson. "Not only did I take karate, I also learned a little wrestling, especially this hold from of WWE superstar Chris Masters", Kaiba said. "I've been there, the first person in the WWE", Stevie said. Kaiba put pressure on the hold. Katara was screaming in pain. "Do you give up?" Carl asked. "No, I won't give up", Katara asked. Kaiba then ran Katara into the wall a few times, causing her to bleed on her head. Katara was out. Carl lifted her hand, and let go. Her hand was lifeless. Carl called off the match. "Winner by submission, Seto Kaiba", Carl said. Kaiba left to the balcony. "Good job big brother!" Mokuba said. Kaiba waved to his brother. "Wow, he was rough on her, don't you think Zuko?" Iroh asked. Zuko nodded his head slightly. Aang was also upset, especially as Katara was taken in by George and Rebecca.