A/N: i love writing this :)


Dean is doing pull ups next to his friend Benny in gym class. "Hey do you know Castiel Novak," he says and Benny looks at him oddly. "Sophomore right," Benny replies. "Yeah, what do you think of him," He says. "I don't," Benny replies. "Would you ever go out with him," Dean says as he does another pull up. "Depends on how much you pay me," Benny says chuckling. "He's not ugly," Dean comments. "There's nothing there man its not ugly its just void, ya know what I mean," Benny says as they stop doing pull ups. There are standing under the bars done with their exercise. "I have him for independent study and I catch him looking at me a lot I think its cool how he's always looking at me," Dean says and Benny cocks an eyebrow, "maybe he's retarded" Benny says. "Im being serious," Dean says looking at Benny. "He looks at me like if he's in love with me," Dean comments. "Dean he's a child," Benny says as Dean rolls his eyes, "so," Dean says. "So, he's obviously too young to party like a pro," Benny jokes. "Maybe im interested in more than a party," Dean says as he walks away, Benny follows suit. "Come on Dean you act like you're miserable, you've got Gabriel he's the most wanted guy in school."


Castiel and Balthazar spot Gabriel in the shower. He was totally consumed in the shower not aware that the boys were looking at him. "Gabriel, the most popular guy in school," Balthazar comments. "And he's going out with Dean," Castiel says sadly. "I heard he's really good in bed like really good," Balthazar says scanning his body, "and a looker too wouldn't kick him out of bed," he continues as he scans Gabriel's body. "Balthazar you aren't even gay," Castiel comments and Balthazar rolls his eyes, "Not the point Cassie I heard that's how good he is," Castiel looks down at his feet, "Ugh im gonna kill myself," He says as they make their way to change. They change and walk to the bus. The bus driver looks at them and smiles widely. Castiel gets on and looks at the scene in front of him, a bus full of rowdy teenagers. "I loathe the bus," Castiel says turning to Balthazar. They take their seats, "there has to be more dignified mode of transportation, Castiel say sighing. "You better get a car for your birthday and a license." Balthazar comments. "Yeah well don't hold your breath." Castiel comments and the bus starts moving. They sit in comfortable silence as the bus makes its way to its first stop. Most of the kids pile out, including Balthazar. Castiel peeps outside the window, "Call me later okay," Castiel yells out to Balthazar. "You call me first tell me what happens," Balthazar yells and suddenly the bus starts moving. "I can tell you now, nothing," Castiel yells out. "Stop feeling sorry for yourself its bad for your complexion." Balthazar yells out as the bus disappears from his sight. Castiel minds his own business looking outside his window as the bus rolls along. The only people on the bus were a girl and some guy named Sam. He spots Castiel and walks up to sit nest to him. "How's it going," Sam says putting his arm on the seat and behind Castiel. "How's what going," Castiel asks annoyed not even looking at him. "You know things, life, whatnot," He continues and leans over to smell Castiel. Castiel's head pops up and Sam quickly looks away. "Life is not whatnot and it's none of your business," Castiel says before looking away. "So are you going to the dance," Sam says invading Castiel's space. Castiel continues too look away, "that's also none of your business." Sam continues, "So you got a boyfriend," Sam asks and Castiel rolls his eyes. " Yes three big black guys and they all hunt moose," Sam laughs. "You know im getting some hostile signals from you," Sam says smiling. "Go to hell," Castiel comments and Sam gasps, "whoa very hostile!" he says. The bus is coming to its next stop and Castiel gets up. "Wait I just have one thing to ask you," Sam asks and Castiel glares at him, "yes you are stupid," Sam laughs, "aha no," Castiel rolls his eyes yet again. "Im going to regret this but go ahead I suppose I can't stop you, Castiel says and Sam smiles. "Am I turning you on?" Sam says and Castiel pushes past him madly to get off the bus. Sam turns to a girl on the bus and smiles, "Its encouraging you know a guy in a trench coat very vogue." The girl politely smiles at him and nods.


Castiel gets home and walks into his room at the top of the staircase. He sees his grandparents unpacking. "Did you bring my blue socks," his grandfather comments as his grandmother groans, "You never remember anything I sear if your head wasn't attached to your body you'd forget it too," she comments as Castiel tries to slip away He slowly turns around to walk down the stairs when the floor creeks. This catches his grandparent's attention. "Cas is that you," His grandmother says and he mumbles "Castiel." "Look who it is its our little Cassie," his grandma says as his grandpa turns around. "Hi," He says walking up the stairs to greet his Grandma and grandpa. "I haven't seen you guys in a while do I look any older today," Castiel says hopefully. "No not really ya know I hope it isn't cold tomorrow," his grandpa says and they begin bickering. "I guess you're staying here?" Castiel questions. His grandma nods, "your other grandpa took Michaels room so I guess we got stuck here," Castiel smiles softly. "Well I guess I should start setting up in Lucifer room then." Castiel says as he begins walking downstairs. "Can't wait to spend some quality time with you Cassie," his grandma says as he leaves. He closes the door and leans against it disappointed. "This has got to be some kind of record grandparents forgetting a birthday they live for this," he says and he hears a toilet flush. His Grandpa Milton exits the bathroom and spots him. "Why if it isn't Little Castiel Novak," he says tickling Castiel's sides. His Grandma walks in, "Fred stop he'll get too excited," she says with a wink and his grandpa stops. "Well I have to go set up my spot in Lucifer's room, see you guys later," he says smiling. He walks into Lucifer's room and lays down on the bottom bed of his bunk bed. He crosses his arms and sighs, "they better have a good reason for forgetting," he complains. Suddenly an Asian man is leaned over the bed on top looking at him. "What's happenin hot stuff," he says with a wink. Castiel's eyes go wide as the Asian man stares at him.


His name is Long Duck Dong he came in with Grandma and Grandpa Novak he's a foreign exchange student from China," Mrs. Novak says to Lucifer. Lucifer takes his headphones off, "what." "Long Duck Dong," she repeats herself. "Whatever im burning the sheets when he leaves he is totally weird," Lucifer comments as he takes a sip of his coke. "No he's not Lucifer," she says as Castiel walks in. "Not sure if you care but there is a weird Chinese guy in Lucifer's room," Castiel says to his mom. "Michaels dumping Jenny that's his new fiancé," Lucifer jokes. Castiel rolls his eyes and turns to his mother. "Is there any reason for me to stay home today," he comments hopefully, maybe his mom remembered this time. "Well it would be nice to spend time with your grandparents and Long Duck Dong," Castiel tilts his head in confusion, "who," he says. "Weird Chinese guy in Lucifer's room," she says and Castiel understands. "I have a dance to go to," Castiel comments. "Oh ok, can you remember to turn the stove off in thirty minutes," she says and Castiel nods. "I can remembers lots of things, "he says sarcastically as his mom walks away. "This has got to be the worst day of my life," Castiel says as Lucifer looks at him. "Why are you complaining at least you're not sleeping under the china man," he comments. "Where am I sleeping," Castiel ask and Lucifer laughs, "Sofa city sweetheart," Lucifer says before putting his headphones back on. Castiel groans as he walks away.