Hey people! Can't believe I already got six reviews, and none of them flames! Yaaaayyy!!! A special shoutout to the first people that reviewed: ZatrForever, Zim's-Best-Friend, Journalist 793 (Amy), JoeMerl, Invader Oceana, and Invader Melissa. You all get cookies! ZOMG just remembered I didn't include the disclaimer!!!!!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Invader Zim or any of its characters. The only one I own is Jelly, so please stop rubbing it in my face, Jhonen.
ZatrForever: Thx so much! I'll be sure to mention you as a Zim fangirl. And don't worry, I'm updating right now. J
Amy: Sure you can be the head fangirl. We'll be friends in real life, but in the story we'll be mortal enemies. ;)
JoeMerl: Teehee! Not telling, you'll just have to read. :)
Invader Oceana: Wee, an invader in the flesh! Squee~ Oh, and I have the same ideas, I think but probly only like one or two will make the cut. (But no, they will not make him eat the pudding.)
Zim's-Best-Friend: Really? You're the best friend of ZIM? Please introduce me! Pleeeeeeaasssssseeee! Okay anyway yes, you can be a Zim fangirl, but however…you're the one bringing the pudding, whipped cream, and chocolate syrup!
Invader Melissa: ZOMG! Another invader! Awesome. And yes, you can be a Dib fangirl.
Whoo, finally it's the end of this long A/N. Enjoy the next chappie!
(Scene: A room with a Zim shrine. Zim is in chains on a ginormous plate, almost naked except for some Irken undies.)
Jelly: Okay, Zim's-Best-Friend! Did you bring the stuff?
Zim's-Best-Friend: Ya! All set! *shows all the girls with buckets full of all the stuff*
Jelly: Ready, girls? Remember our plan?
Fangirls: Ya!
Zim: *trembling* what are you planning to do with all the Earth junk?
Jelly: Erm…uh…NOW! *gestures to fangirls*
Fangirls: *pour all the pudding, whipped cream, and chocolate syrup on the helpless Zim*
Jelly: Excellent work, girls.
Fangirls: *all bow*
ZatrForever: Can I put the cherry now? Please, Jelly? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze?
Jelly: Fine.
ZatrForever: *pulls out a cherry, eats the fruit part, then sticks the stem into Zim's mouth* Try to put that in a knot with your tongue, my Zimmy darling.
Zim: *ties knot*
ZatrForever: *pulls out stem* and…he did it! Yaaaayyyy!!!!
Fangirls: Yaaaayyyy!!!! He's a good kisser!
Jelly: Except only I get to kiss him today. Teehee. But still, now you guys can feast on his body (A/N O_o weird wording) while I get the antennae!
Fangirls: Yaaaayyyy!!!! *starts eating the pudding off of Zim*
Zim: Stop that, it tickles! No, not there, please noooOOOAAHHH!!!!
Jelly: Zimmy dearest, please be quiet. Can't you see I'm trying to kiss you? *starts nibbling on his antennae*
Zim: *moans several times*
Jelly: There, Zimmy. Aren't we all relaxed now? *starts to try and kiss him*
*Wall suddenly is bombarded by shell bombs*
Jelly: *stops* Good thing I made this place totally missile-proof.
*Door opens, there standing is the head of the Dib fangirls, AMY!!!*
Jelly: AMY! How dare you intrude on my kiss with Zim? How DARE you? And was it you who threw the shell bombs?
Amy: Yes, I was the one who threw the bombs, JELLY. In an attempt to get into the room! But, seeing as how brainless you Zim fangirls are, you put a door and left it open! So…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA-
Jelly: *interjects* But Zim is still better.
Amy: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA-wait, say what?
Jelly: ZIM IS BETTER!!!!
Amy: No he isn't!!! Dib is!!!
Zim: *from on the plate* No, I am!
Jelly: We know you are, darling. Stay calm and your head fangirl will convince this person of your greatness.
Amy: ZOMG! DIB IS BETTER!
Jelly: NO, ZIM IS!
*Meanwhile, girls take Zim off his chains and give him his clothes(since the girls already ate all the pudding)*
*A figure walks in, wearing a trench coat*
Dib: I'LL be the judge of that.
Amy and Invader Melissa(who just walked in): SQUEAL!!! IT'S DIB!!!
Zim and his fangirls: Ick, it's the Dib-Stink.
Invader Melissa: You called him stinky! This means WAR!!!
Zim: Zim would be happy to fight Dib-Stink. He's really annoying. And Dib…um…ly. Ya that's it he's Dibbly.
All Fangirls: Ya! WAR!!! *start brandishing weapons, Zim fangirls have lasers, Dib fangirls have thin swords*
Dib: Girls, girls, GIRLS! Please don't fight over me. *meant to be dazzling smile*
Dib fangirls: *swoon*
Zim fangirls: *gag*
*Jelly beckons Amy to the corner while the girls argue with each other, where they come up with a plan*
Jelly and Amy: Okay! We haves a plan!
All fangirls and Zim and Dib: What?
Jelly: We will have…a SMEXY-OFF!!!
Zim: What is that?
Amy: You guys will dress up in various outfits and pose for us. Whoever we declare the smexiest is the best.
Dib and Zim: No way. We are not disintegrating our manly/Irken pride.
Jelly: Do it or we will all start stripping you.
Dib and Zim: OKAY! OKAY!!! Gosh! WE'LL DO IT!
All Fangirls: *devilish smiles all around* Teehee. This is going to be interesting.
A/N: Pretty cool cliffy, huh? Wonder what it'll be like…but I'm sure you can have a little bit of a thought. Suggestions needed for outfits! Reviews needed! (I'm very needy right now!!!) Go on! Press that button. You know you want to. Review and get a hug from Dib or Zim!
Luv, Jelly-Chan
