I was walking down he stairs at human speed when i heard Bella dry sobbing. I was by her side in two seconds flat. Bella was on the couch, turned away from Edward, who looked totally lost and confused. "What's wrong?", i asked. " Edward...thinks...I'm...fat!", she dry sobbed.

Flashback...

Edward walked downstairs at human speed. As he reached the couch, he kissed his wife Bella, on the cheek. "How is my wonderfully hugely pregnant wife today?", he'd asked in a teasing voice. Being as pregnant and hormonal as she was, Bella had burst into angry dry sobs. They were triggered by the word hugely which, in a pregnant woman's vocabulary was another word for fat.

Thus my presence here and the irony of the chapters name.