AN: Is first person omniscient a valid POV? Oh well, it is now.

In the car below Ran and I, Kaito Kuroba sat gazing out at the horizon and planning his next theft. A sizable emerald called the Dragon Scale was on display, and the owner thereof had boasted of the new state-of-the-art guarding mechanism for about a week, calling on Kaitou Kid with disturbing confidence: "This will be the one gem Kid will never have!"

"The nerve!" He leaned back in his seat, stretching his legs across the empty car. "Expecting me to run for cover on an invitation like that." Kaito sighed. "Though really, it's not like I can." He listened idly to the people in the car above him, wondering how he should word his announcement of the heist.

"Conan, you really shouldn't do that, you're going to- CONAN!

Kaito leaned his head out the window in time to see a six-year-old boy hanging over him.

"Ran! Don't drop me!" I screamed. Ho-leeee crap, I was screwed! Ran was desperately clutching my leg, and trying to pull me back up into the carriage. This succeeded in almost dislocating my knee (it's possible, trust me), but didn't get me any closer from sudden death.

"Conan- I've only got your shoe, you have to-"

And I fell.

Now, normally I would have expected my painfully short existence to flash before my eyes, or to have this huge revelation about the meaning of life, but I think pretty much the only thing going through my head was Oh SHI-