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Story 2

Jia Chong Happy

Jia Chong the creepy and cold-hearted strategist of Jin.

"Ah I feel happy today, I am going to check on the peasants.

Meanwhile...

"Oh god everyone hide Jia Chong is coming through!" a peasant yelled.

"Code RED!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"No need to run peasants, I come here with food and water for you.""

"How do we trust you?" a brave towns person asked?"

"This is how." and he shoves a bowl of bread in his face.

"Now I shall go home you people have fun." Chong said.

Meanwhile in Wu

"Whahahahahahahahahhaha I will kill Sima Shi!" A Wu officer Zhuge Dan said.

"Hmph good luck." Wen Qin said.

Anyways...

"Oh hello Zhong Hui." Chong said.

"Hello, did you know I hate swords and I actually am not the chosen one, I love rakes.

"Ummmmmmm okay."

Meanwhile...

"Oh hello Deng Ai."

"Yo sup bro."Ai said

" You should be following orders and guarding."

"Nah following orders is overrated."

Meanwhile...

"Hello Guo Hai."

"Well hello there grandpa."

"I am no older than you but here have some monkeys."

" I feel so awesome today." Hai said.

Meanwhile...

"Hello Wang Yuanji." Chong said.

"Oh shut up stupid!" she replied.

"Oh holy heck okay."

"Don't you dare come here dummy."

Meanwhile...

"Hello Zhang Chunhua you look happy." Chong said

"Oh be quiet Jia Chong does this frown look happy to you!"

"No..."

Meanwhile...

"Hello Wen Yang how are you?"

"Wh-w-who ar-are y-you?

"I am Jia Chong remember?"

"I-I am Con-conf-fused."

"Okay have fun Yang."

Meanwhile...

"Hello Xiahou Ba how are you?"

"I hate SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU...I love Wei."

Meanwhile...

Jia Chong felt so happy, he was skipping along into the enemy camp and conquered them all with pure happiness.

End of chapter two