hello people Well I hope you're ahppy, I spent the whole night eysterday and after school to post this the quickest I could. I hope this will bring some laughter to some poeple!

ANyway, YAY poeple reviewed! I'm so happy :P SO big thanks to Cho Xunou & blueRobin.

You may see some major gramatical errors, cuz I rebooted my PC, and I didn't have time to download a good writting program (aka, Microsoft Word)

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Chap 2:Make out, fake out

Kakashi POV

Damn, I'm going to be late again… I should bring a watch around with me. Sakura, Naruto and well I guess Sasuke are so going to be mad at me!

'Sigh', Obito you have really DONE something for making me so lazy and late like you! Stupid dead jerk…

I finally got to the entrance of the training ground, when my third sense started to tingle.

I feel… a presence… where…

UP!

I looked up to the sky, cringing my only un-covered art of my face because of the sun. A little black dot was coming closer and closer to me. What the hell…

It got bigger and bigger until it looked like-

"What the hell a human??" I let out from shock.

A persons figure was more and more seeable as the person fell right at me, as if I was a target just WAITING to get hit at!

"Holy-"

I jumped up and caught the person right in mid air and landed on my feats.

Lets see what the sky threw…

It was actually a girl. A young woman actually, probably in her 20s. She was pretty much slim and fair much skin, putting away the fact she was a bit covered in dust…

She had raven black hair, past shoulder length, and a pretty little face. It was shocking enough from the fact she fell from the sky, but her clothes were even weirder. A elbow length shirt, the sleeves all black and everything else white, blue cotton pants with holes in them ( what kind of person have holes in their pants?) and weird looking shoes. The only clothing normal was her messenger bag, which was hanging from her shoulder, but it was different from the ones I've ever seen.

I stared at her thoughtfully for a while and I got up, holding her bridal style. Well, sorry team 7, but this is more important then you guys!

I dashed to the Hokage's mansion, this should be interesting.

Ren POV

Am I… dead??

If I am, and this is Hell, or Heaven, this is pretty great… except the fact that my whole body feels a bit numb, but nice.

My eyes felt tired, so I kept them closed, wondering if I can sleep in the after life.

The thing I was lying in was actually pretty flat, a bit hard but still comfy. Like the beds little kids have, to adjust their backs and stuff.

I tried to shift sides, but my back hurt like HELL, so I let out a whimper.

Right after my noise of pain, something warm grabbed my unmoving hand. What the…

Like I said, it was warm, it felt like a hand… actually, a ibgger one then mine with long slim and soft fingers... seems like his wearing a glove

This takes me back to the days when mom would take my hand and wait till I went to sleep, or when I was sick and dad would be by side and telling me a story…

Woah, wait a second… a HAND… I am really dead? Seriously…

I snapped my eyes open, but I couldn't see anything, everything was so foggy…

"Ah, you're awake." A guys voice talked to me, " I didn't think you'd ever wake up." He chuckled and squeezed my hand a little.

"Wh-where I am? Is this hell or heaven?" I asked him, my voice sounding a bit groggy.

He chuckled again "What? Heaven or Hell? You're not dead, so you can cool it on that subject."

I was starting to get my vision back, little a by little. I could distinguish now the dudes face little. Silver hair…

"I can't get up" I whimpered, by back still hurting me like hell. I clutched on the dude hand and tried to force myself up.

"Yeah, that should be normal. You fell from the sky and you probably cracked your spine." He put his arm behind my back and lifted me up to a sitting position.

What? I fell from the sky? What the hell…

Then I recalled my suicidal act when the gang of thugs attacked me. Oh yeah…

"About that… you may want to explain that later when the Hokage gets back." He mumbled

"Huh? Who's the Hokage?" I stared at his still kinda foggy face. a blue mask...

"who's the Hokage? Man, did you even bang your head or something?" He placed his other hand on my forehead

"I don't think so... And why are you wearing a mask??" I blinked a couple of times and rubbed my sore eyes.

"Umm... you don't need to know. Anyway, how are you feeling?"

"Um... A bit groggy." I closed my eyes again and reopened them. I stared at his face.

He had spiky silver hair, a blue mask covering the lower half of his face and a weird looking headband with a metal plate with a weird looking thing ingraved in it over his right eye.

I frowned. WTF, is this a mental hospital? he was wearing a blue tutle neck shirt and a green army looking vest over it.

I backed away from him, ripping my hand and forhead away from his blue metal plated gloves.

"Um... Am I in a loony house?" I forwned to the weird man and looked around.

I was sitting in a old style bed with white sheets, the room I was in had bookshelves a bit everywhere, 3 windows with white curtains letting in a faid sun light.

"what? of course not! What makes you think that?" The dude in mask frowned his only seeable eye at me.

I pointed at his face. "A normal dude don't wear a mask and a normal dude DON'T hide his frigging eye with a headband. And anyway, who the hell are you?" I backed away until I bumped my head into the wall.

I let out a yelp and grasped my now very painful head. Ow...

"Hey, are you okay?" I heard the dude say to me, he touched my head and I leaped out from the bed and rushed to the nearby window.

"No I'm not. I don't know who you are nor where I am. Don't come closer."

" Maybe, you should calm down." he said and got up from the chair he was sitting in beside the bed, "I think you're abit confsed from the fall."

"I said don't come closer!" I retorted and openeed the window near me. I climbed on the edge and sat on it. "one step closer mister and I fall!"

"WHAT?! Are you crazy?" he froze in his positiona nd stared at me with a shocked and surprised eye.

"No I'm not! I already done it before, and I'm not afraid to do it again!" I shouted and put myself in a position where I could jump out, no matter how hight it is!

"Now, answer my questions, whoa re you, where am I and why the hell are you here?" I questionned with a piercing voice.

"OK ok! Jeez womans... I'm Hatake Kakashi, Jounin of the Village of Konoha. You're in the Hokage's Mansion, the how-to-say boss of the Village. You fell fromt he sky and I caught you, so I brought you here. THe Hokae's out, so I was told to wait here with you." He said in one breath.

Konoha... Hatake Kakashi... wait a second, isn't HAtake Kakashi the dude in Naruto?

"Um... is there something wrong?" he asked. I must look surprised. Hmm... Think Ren. one dude that says to be Hatake Kakashi, that this is Konoha, waiting for the Hokage... there is only one explanation...

" Dude, you are one crazed Cosplaying Nerd." I frowned and got down the window.

"what?! cosplayer? who are you calling a cosplayer?" so to say Kakashi seemed to be aback...

"Don't act dumb, what is this? A hidden camera show organized by Masami to humiliate me even more?? Well to bad bub, I'm not falling for it!" I retorted and walked away from him, My head high.

"woah wait a second, who the heck is Masami?" he asked me

"You can continue to act if you want, but I'm not going trough this anymore." I picked my messenger bag from the bed and walked to the door I just spotted.

"Hey wait a second. You can't just leave"

"Oh yes I can!" I retorted , not bothering to look at him. I closed my eyes and reopened to find the dude suddenly infront of me, blocking the door.

"I said you can't leave." He said in a serious voice, leaning his face near mine.

I was to fazed to move, but I could feel his breath trough his mask. My cheeks started to feel hot...

"um... you think you could back off a bit?" I barelly was able to say

"Make me" he playfully said and one by one filling the gap from our faces.

My virgin sensors went to DEFENSE MODE and I kicked him in the Family Jewels. He let out a really loud yell of pain and automatically crumbled down to the ground,

clutching 'it', swearing at the same time.

"Ya Big PERV! I knew that you were wack!" I Shoted again and jumped over him and flunged open the door and ran down the hall of the place.

The walls were covered with weird looking scrolls, with what looked like old proverbs scribbled on them. I didn't take time to read them all and continued on running, the hall way seemed to go on forever! There was windows everywhere ont he other side of the hallway. I stooped to catch my breath and looked outside. I was chocked to see what was outside.

There were kids playing outside, wearing clothing different from the ones normal kids would wear. The building a bit nearby were not the kind I would see normally. Wth...

Is this some hidden little village far away gone wrong? I couldn't stop to stare outside, until I heard some footsteps. OH SHIT

I resumed running and reached a wide open door ont he right. YES!

I turned and knocked into someone and fell unto the floor, falling on top of him/her.

I whimpered from my misfortune and opened my eys slowly to stare at a dude with emo looking hair. I blushed red and got up and dusted myself off.

"Oh shit! I'm so sorry!" I mumbled. Some other dude in spiky black hair helped him up, he was laughing a bit.

"Wow Izumo, you should be happy, a chick just jumped right into your arms." spiky hair dude chuckled.

"Shut-up Kotetsu" the emo hair dude, apparently Izumo, retorted, " What's with the hurry miss?" he asked me

I could still hear the foot steps getting closer "Um, I'm kida in a rush, could you help me hide?"

"Ok, sure." Kotetsu grabbed my hand and I don't know what he did, but I felt a sudden burst of energy suround me and I frowned at him.

"Nicely done" Izumo congradulated him, gazing at me " You're getting better at this."

"Thanks. You think people will buy it?"

"Sure hope so"

"What did you do?" I questionned him.

"Let's just call it, the art of illusion." Kotetsu snickered. "Oh, someone is coming." He said and grabbed me and twisted me to face him directly, away from door and put his hand on my wait and another one on my cheek.

"what-" I blushed like hell

"Trust me" he grinned and leaned his head on my face, his lips definatly an inch from mine. He seemed to press his lips, but they weren't touching mine. I opened my eyes wide and wanted to scream, but my lips were closed shut. what the...

"Hey, have you seen a black haired chick just run down here?" I heard the dude with silver hair shout.

"No Kakashi-san, why?" Izumo said in a innocent voice

"'Cause she got away from me, and I need to find her." he growled

"You look in pain, did she do something to you?"

"yeah she did! Damn it hurts... hey, who's that Kotetsu kissing right now?" his voice turned to angry to playfullness, probably staring at us.

"Ah, it's a girl he found while he was on duty. Long story. Better not bother them" Izumo said

"I see... Well if you see the girl, tell me quickly."

"roger"

I could hear his footsteps running down the stairs then running off somwhere...

"Ok, you can stop that know Kotetsu, his gone" Izumo chuckled

"Aw, it was just getting interesting." He grinned even more and let me go.

I swear, I saw feeling very dizzy. Probably the fact that the dude almost took my first kiss...

"um... thanks?" I mumbled and touched my cheeks, they were hot.

"No prob! But anyway, what did you do to get Kakashi-san running after you?" Spiky dude smilled

"Actually, I just ran away from him, 'cause his a crazed cosplaying dude that- wait a second, did you just say 'Kakashi-san'??"

"Well yeah." Izumo frowned "why is there something wrong?"

I stared at them agap... Something is very wrong here...

"Um... never mind..." I mumbled. These guys CAN'T be in the act... they're way to nice. Kakashi was nice to me too... before I went berserk on him

"um... could you tell Kakashi or whatever his name is, that I'll be in the room?" I asked them.

"Sure, but ebfore that, you ahve to do something for us..." Kotetsu grinned evily, " I did this bet with a coaligue of mine. I had to get a Cute chick by the end of the week. Wanna help me fool him?"

I thoguht fo the help he just brought me... why not? I never had a boy-freidn before...

"Ok, why not. What do I have to lose?" I catched the hand he presented to me and we walked down the stairs. This should be interesting.

-IN A STORE-

"OK, try this on!" Izumo threw a black mini skirt over the door of the try-out-stupid-shitty-clothes stall. I grabbed it and tried it on. They took me to this clothes store to make me try on some clothing, to show off to his friend. I don't know what Kotetsu had done, but he made me look have blue hair with weird looking clothes, not the ones I normally would wear.

I put on a gray shirt, with one string sleeve and the other one long. I opened the stall door and let the two duo examine me.

"Nice... very nice." Kotetsu grinned playfully and blushed a little.

Izumo nodded, he was red. Man he's cute...

One of the shop keeper girls came with a pair of weird looking high-hell black sandals and gave them to me. I put them on and looked a thte mirror outside the stall.

I had to admit it, I looked sassy.

"Um... do I have to wear this?" I asked them, I blushed, staring at my mini skirt.

"Yeah, just for a while. AFter this, we'll bring you back, okay?"

"FIne..." I sighed.

Izumo walked off with the shop keeper, ready to pay for the clothes.

I picekd up the weird clothes in the stall and put them in a bag that Izumo handed to me. My shirt had been turned into a white t-shirt, my pants into capris, my shoes into sandals and my messenger bag into a old style one.

We came out of the shop and I took Kotetsu's hand.

"are you going to leave me with this blue hair? 'Cause I find blue hair kinda weird."

"Hmm...I guess I can let go of the jutsu." he pocked my forhead with his index, mumbling something under his breath and like a small weight came off my shoudlers and my clothes in the bag became normal.

"You actually look better with black hair" Izumo smilled

"Thanks... Are we there yet?" I stared at Kotetsu " People are staring at me..."

When I say people, I ment MAN. The guys around were whistling, grinning and staring at me.

"Bah, take it as a compliment. And besides, we're almost there." Kotetsu put his hand around my waist

I snirred at him and pinched his hand

"Not so close love. Poeple would think I'm a whore." I frowned at him

Izumo chuckled and we walked into a bar.

The place was pretty neat. Tables a bit everywhere, poeple with the same outfit as them and Kakashi were eating, drinking or talking. some people were drinking , sititng on tools att he bar table. There was also a little dance platform, it was empty for now. Int he middle, was a little stage with a mike. I guess it's for karaoke nights... A stereo system was playing a smooth song.

I noticed that the poeple in here were really all wearing the green vests and shits, and some rare ones a black outfit with a grey vest.

Kotetsu dragged me to the back of the place, a table with 4 guys sitting there.

"Hey guys, I guess I win the bet" Kotetsu grinned very widely and wrapped his hand tighter around my waist

whistle " nice catch Kotetsu. I must admit, you have surprised me." a dude with something in his mouth said

cough cough " I admit, she is pretty" one dude who kept coughing politely said

" You win fair and square Kotetsu-kun. She is indeed very pretty." one dude with a pony tail timidly said the last part.

"Indeed she's pretty" a guy nodded, a weird looking scar on his cheek

we sat down and while Kotetsu and the dude with the thing in his mouth talked, I stared at the 4.

The first one had pale brown hair, wearing a headband backwards like a hat. He had a metal stick in his mouth, which he kept in balance between his teeths. I admit, he's pretty much a pretty boy, but I keep that comment to myself.

The other one had black hair, wearing his headband like a hat like Izumo. He had bags under his eyes and seemed really sick. putting aside that fact, he's retty cute.

The pony-tail timid guy has brown hair and tanned skin. A scar went across his nose and his eyes were deep chocolate, which I stared at the whole time. dang he's cute.

The last dude had pointy brown hair, a heaband around his forehead. He had this weird looking difformed scar on his cheek. Other from that, he seemed fine to me

Is it me, or the dudes here are all cute??

"So Kotetsu, what's her name?" the dude with the thing in his mouth asked Kotetsu

"Um, her name is-"

"Ren. Hayashi Ren." I honestly said, cutting kotetsu off

"Well Ren-hime, I'm Shiranui Genma" the dude with the thing in his mouth said

"Gekkou Hayate" the bag dude said

"Umino Iruka" pony tial man said

"Namiashi Raido" the last dude said

I nodded and smilled. The guys here are nicer then the guys back home...

"So Hayashi-san, how did you guys meet?" Riado asked me

"Actually, he saved me from being chased from a crazed guy who was after me for months now." I lied easily. I always lied when I was young, this is a snap.

"Oh? wanna tell us?" Genma said

"Sure. There's this guy named Tai. Like I said, he was after me for months, and been stalking me for a while. 2 days ago, he chased me down an alley and wanted to 'force himself' onto me. I was going to give up, but Kotetsu-chan came out of nowhere and saved me. Since then, I am thankfull and in love with him." I brightly smilled and played the role of a devoted lover and snuggled myself on the fake-boy-friend's arm.

"wow, what a story" Hayate coughed and smilled faintly."Kotetsu, how come you didn't tell us before?"

"because I wanted to surprise you guys." He grinned and put a kiss on my head. I slightly frowned, but I went with the flow and closed my eyes. damn I tired...

"yo" a voice came out of nowhere

"hey Kakashi, what you doing here?" Genma responded tot he 'yo'

My eyes flung open and I glanced with one ye up.

SHIT, Silver hair dude just arrived, and he doesn't look to happy...

I hid my face on kotetsu's chest, acting as if I was snuggling on him.

"I'm looking for a black haired chick. Have you seen one?" He asked with a lazy voice.

"Not really. Maybe except Ren-hime over here." I could feel Kakashi's gaze on me. Oh shit...

"Oh, so that's her name. Didn't get to see her face, is she pretty?" he casually aksed one of the 5 others.

"Yeah, a real catch" Genma playfully said and chuckled.

"anyway, about the girl, what else can you tell us about her?" HAyate seemed to say

"well... let's just say she has black hair, pass a bit the shoulders, bangs, black eyes, a cute face and weird clothes... if you see her, contact me or something. I need to found her and quick."

"Will do captain." Raido said

"before I go... Kotetsu, can you ask your girl to lift her face a little? If I see her int he streets, I want to at least say hi." Kakashi said

I froze. Oh shit... What do I do???

"Better not. She's a bit of a shy girl." Izumo trailled on

"Aw come on. One look is not going to kill her." He must have nudged Kotetsu, 'cause he moved.

They were babbling on and I looked for a way out...

I noticed a pouch on Kotetsu's side. What kind of a guy wears a pouch? Oh well...

I snuck one of my hands in and touched inside.

hmm... a hard roll thing, a brush, some pointy things and ... what's this? THere was like a little bottle. I popped the lid open and touched the thing in it. little balls... I wonder...

I took my hand out and peacked at the prize I got. A black little ball... Hey isn't this those smoke bombs in ninja movies? Am I really in Naruto?? If this is a smoke bomb then...

I quickly stood up, keeping my hair on my face. I could feel their eyes on me.

LIke in the movies, I threw the little pellet on the ground and it opened with a little crack.

Smoke sprang out and blinded everyone.

"What the hell?! I can't see!" someone yelled

I put the long sleeve to cover my nose and mouth. I ripped the bag from Izumo's hand and opened a window. I stepped out and ran as fast as I could.

Jeez! how many times am I going to run away?!

I ran into a dark alley and hid behind a dumpster.

" I should be safe... for now" I panted out for myself

"safe from what?" an angry voice rang out behind me.

I looked up and there stood Kakashi, in his angry look.

I sheepishly laughed before he suddenly took something out of a pouch of his own and tied something Around me.

"THIS TIME, I'm not taking anychances." He growled

I was to agap to say anything.

He grabbed my arm and whatever he did, we were surrounded by a big smoke screen and everything went blurry...


So... what did you think? This doesn't really look like a Kakashi X OC does it? DOn't worry, it will

later! Yuika