A/N: Hope you liked the first chapter, I still don't own Naruto, this is still a self-insert. I'm still corny and prone to wanderings.

Chapter 2

"The Hokage is the most powerful and wise man in the village. He said he'll see you, but we may have a wait," said Damien, his curiosity peeked despite himself. The fact that he found that Alexis girl more furiating than all the other girls he knew combined might have helped too. She didn't seem to notice though, which saved his pride. After much questioning on both sides, through which it was revealed that the girls came from a lot further away than he thought-although how they knew so much about Ninja he didn't quite grasp-they had asked if they could speak to the wisest and most powerful in the village. This was of course, the Hokage. He couldn't quite shake the feeling that they had already known this though. Strange strange girls.

Guess we're not as good at hiding as we thought. Poo.

Normally it took a lot more to see the Hokage than a request. But these girls where just so odd that Chita-sensei had convinced the Hokage to go ahead and see them immediately.

It helped the she and the Hokage were lovers, and that Chita-sensei had had taken a liking to that Amanda girl. The way she had so calmly asked if they were assassins, and accepted Noak's answer had impressed her. Heck, after finding out that they weren't ninja, it had impressed him too. He supposed she liked Alexis as well (why was she so annoying?), although he knew the neither he nor she trusted…what was her name…MoE. You pierce my heart Damien. She was too sneaky by far when she answered his questions. Speaking of which, what had been with the Alexis/Amanda hand thing? That was just bizarre.

While Damien was thinking these thoughts, MoE, Alexis, and Amanda were having a heated debate over what to tell whom. Particularly what to tell the Hokage.

"If we don't tell him, than we may never get back. Like a doctor, they can't make you better if you don't tell them everything," argued Amanda.

"If we tell him, than he'll think we're evil, insane, or both."

"If he wants to know-and if knows how to help us-he'll ask weather or not we know his world from any media. If he asks, tell him. But otherwise, I vote for keeping our mouths shut. We don't know what the time line is, and we could very well know the future."

"But they said that Naruto is dead. So do we know the past?"

"Good point, for all we know Orochimaro took over the world."

The other two sat in silence for a moment, this hadn't occurred to them. "Okay," and "Alright," were shortly brought forth.

"Okay, now that we have that settled, what do we tell everybody else we are?" this comment from Amanda, "We'll probably be here a while."

"I don't want to lie. I think they can tell," said MoE.

"We could say we're…students. Foreign exchange students who got lost. Way lost," suggested Alexis.

MoE and Amanda considered this for a moment, and eventually both nodded.

Amanda was in the process of asking, "Where were we going?" when the secretary-like person turned the them and said, "The Hokage will see you now."

The girls got up; Damien did not.

"Aren't you coming?" inquired Alexis. No response, "Suit yourself."

"Your telling me that you come from another world. You just popped up here. You have no idea why-but things have changed. So you have no idea what, exactly, is going on, and you want to know if I can send you back to where you came from?"

They had been the office for maybe an hour, their original plan to not tell the Hokage everything unless he asked was rendered moot after he told them to tell him everything. Their hope was fading fast.

Poor us!

"Umm…yes?" Amanda finally replied. Her foot had been tapping for some time-something she did when nervous.

"So, do you?" asked MoE with her trademark arrogance.

The Hokage eyed her, with long practice of telling who was going to be a troublemaker, "No."

Alexis, MoE, and Amanda looked at each other for a moment. It was Alexis who finally asked, "What are we going to do now?" It had been looming in the air ever since Chita had said this world had no magic. What would they do if the Hokage couldn't send them back? But they hadn't talked about it. To talk about it was to admit that the Hokage might not be able to send them back. To admit that the chances of them seeing home again were slim to none.

Amanda just shook her head in an "I don't know" sort of way.

After a few seconds, MoE turned to the Hokage, who was sitting with his fingers curled, elbows on his desk and said, "Sorry for bothering you. We'll be going now."

He blinked a few times, as the girls started to make their way out the door, "What?" he finally asked, "No asking if you can stay? No crying? That's it?!? A 'sorry for bothering you'?!?"

It was Alexis who turned, and he belatedly realized she was crying. Actually, it appeared that they all where. She then said, in an very un-Alexis-like way, "Would you have said yes?" before breezing out the door that MoE was holding open for her like a queen. Amanda asked Damien if he would mind escorting them out of the "village", which was in reality more like a small city itself.

If he noticed that the three girls had rivers of tears running from their eyes as he said yes, he was too polite to mention it. Yay Damien, I forgive you.

Behind the heavy wooden door the Hokage said to the girls' retreating backs, "Yes, I would have."

Awwww…we were too pridful…we suck. Way to go Hokage!