a/n; Thanks to my friend Now Entering the Twilight Zone for this idea and to Eieriann for being my first reviewer.
"So, Maka," Soul drawls sultrily, picking up an apple and turning it in his hands. He looks deeply into her eyes, staring through his eyelashes. "Do you like how my snow white eyelashes flutter, or the soft silkiness of my angelic hair, or how hard my-"
MAKA-CHOP.
"Fuck's sake, Maka!" he growls from the kitchen tiles, rubbing his aching head. "I didn't even get to the dirty bit!" The chair screeches as his meister gets up from the table. Swinging her book, she purposely stands on his stomach on the way to the living room.
She turns and smiles sweetly at him, waving the novel. "I had it ready this time."
After he'd found the web page a week ago, one she'd only discovered a few days before that, he hadn't ceased once in his teasing, not even at the academy or around their friends.
In other words, he's been driving Maka up the fucking wall.
She sighs irritably and leans against a wall, letting her head fall into her hands. She can already feel another headache blooming and the young meister honestly wonders what she did in her previous life to end up stuck with Soul in this one.
Her head suddenly snaps up; a shower sounds really good right now.
She hums delightedly as the water trickles down her back, soothing her aching muscles. Slowly lathering on her strawberry scented shower gel, she can feel part of the stress washing away with the wate-.
"Soul smirks as he pins Maka to a nearby wall, grabbing her lips into a sweet kiss, and Maka is delighted to find he tastes just as good as he looks." Maka stands frozen in her shower as Soul's loud voice carries through the door and over the running water. He's sitting cross-legged outside the bathroom, leaning against the door and reading from a familiar looking website. "One hand sits on her waist while the other teasingly travels up her spine and to the nape of the neck as he deepens the kiss, steering his meister to the bed. Tongues battle for dominance and the green eyed girl finds herself pinned underneath her weapon. She finally gives in and lets him explore he-"
"Soul, what in the name of Shinigami-sama do you think you're doing?!" His partner screams, wrapping a towel around her body and hopping out of the shower. "The second I get my hands on you, I'm going to completely murder you, you git!"
He has the audacity to laugh. "I bet you'd like to get your hands on me, huh Maka?"
Soul ends up spending the rest of the week with BlackStar and Tsubaki.
