Dil: Yay! No School! I Love Snow Days!

Toadlin: You lucky…

Todax: Son of a-

Dil: ANYWHO… When did you get here?

Todax: You paid me!

Toadlin: Wait! I don't get paid!

Todax: Oh that's just wrong!

Toadlin: You sexist!

Dil: What did I do to get in this?

Toadlin: I see you in court!

Dil: Man I hate court!

Todax: While those two are fighting, I'll disclaim! Dil does not own any characters he didn't make or where Toadlin lives or Fandango or Disney Channel or snything else said in this chapter.

Toadlin: (Chases Dil)

Dil: AHHHHHH-Good Job Todax-AHHHHHHHHH

Toadlin: So he gets a Good Job and I don't!

Dil: WAH!

Todax: Here's chapter two!


Random Accounts of Toadlin:

Chapter 2: Yo Mama, the Movie! (Humor/NA)

Toadlin turned the knob and water rushed from the showerhead. She stripped down and got in.

"Toadlin, Honey!" Toadkin called.

"Yeah Mom?" Toadlin yelled out from the door.

"I got to get Toadmin's prescription." Toadkin told her. "I'll be back in time to take you guys to the movie."

"Ok! See Ya!" Toadlin said and went back to washing.


A Few Minutes Later…

"Hey Toadrin! Toadlin here?" Todax asked.

"Yeah, she's upstairs in the bathroom." Toadrin said while reading a book.

"Thanks!" Todax said and headed upstairs.


Toadlin turned the knob and the water stopped. The girl stepped out and grabbed a towel to wipe off.


Todax stepped into Toadlin's room and saw the door to her bathroom was open.

She must be brushing her hair or something… Todax said.


Toadlin closed her eyes and wiped her face, exposing her whole naked body.

Todax walked into the bathroom and froze. Right in front of him was a naked Toadlin.


Ten Minutes Later…

Toadlin was still wiping her face and Todax was still standing there with his mouth hanging. Toadlin then lifted her towel and opened her eyes.

"AH!" Toadlin yelled and wrapped the towel around her so he wouldn't see anymore.

Todax walked over to Toadlin and hugged her.

"Don't worry Toadlin. I didn't see anything." Todax told her.

"Oh, well, that's good…" Toadlin smiled then wondered. "Todax, why are you poking me in the stomach?" (Oh that's right, I went there)

"I'm not…" Todax said.

"Then what is… EW!" Toadlin pushed Todax away. "Get out and let me change!"

Todax sighed and sat down on Toadlin's bed. A few minutes later, Toadlin came out ready to go.

"Finally! You women take forever in the bathroom!" Todax said. "Everyone's already here!"

Toadlin walked over and slapped Todax. Natalie, Natsumi, Hannah, and Risa all slapped Todax. Todax burst out crying.

"What a baby!" Toadkin said as she and Toadzon arrived in the room.

"Gosh, get a life!" Toadzon said.


In the garage…

"Okay, everyone get in the van." Toadkin said as she got in the driver's seat.

"Mom, how are we going to fit ten people in the car?" Toadlin asked.

"That's easy!" Toadkin said picking up Zeke. "Zeke can sit in glove box!"

Toadkin opened the glove box and shoved Zeke in there.

"It smells like men's bathroom in here." Zeke said in a muffled voice.

"God I hate how he complains!" Hannah said.

"Eh, Hate you too, bitch!" Zeke called.

"Don't make me come in there!" Hannah threatened.

"You're too fat to fit, whore!" Zeke yelled.

"Oh that's it you little punk!" Hannah yelled back ran up to the car. Toadlin pushed her away.

"That's enough! You guys are worse than watching the Disney Channel!" Toadlin yelled.

"Oh… That's bad." Everyone agreed.

Hannah and Zeke started to cry. Toadlin sighed and apologized. Then, Toadmin and Toadrin walked in.

"Mom, why did you think turning on 'Dora the Explorer' would preoccupy us so we won't ask to go to the movies with Toadlin and her acquaintances." Toadrin asked.

"Whoa! W-w-w-w-w-wait! When did you learn those big words?" Toadkin asked.

"Mom, they're in Fifth grade!" Toadlin said.

"When did this happen?" Toadkin asked.

"Last August…" Toadrin sighed.

"I want to go back and see if they chase Swiper off!" Toadmin said.

"They chase Swiper off, go over the Candy Lake, sing and dance, and arrive at the Peppermint Forest." Toadrin said.

"Oh thanks for ruining it. Now I want to see a movie." Toadmin pouted.

"Fine, there's plenty of room on the floor!" Toadkin smiled.

"WHAT!" Zeke yelled.

"Oh shut it you wimp!" Toadlin said.


At The Movies…

Toadlin opened her door and Konton slid the back door open. Everyone got out.

"Mom, I'll call you if we need you and when you need to come." Toadlin informed her and said goodbye. "Okay, let's go!"

Toadlin, Toadrin, Toadmin, Todax, Natalie, Natsumi, Hannah, Zeke, Konton, Riku, and Risa all walked into the lobby and got in line.

"Oh crap!" Riku said and pointed to the front of the line.

"Seventeen for 'Yo Mama'." Ali said to the guy at the ticket counter.

The guy gave her the tickets and they walked to the snack counter.

"Great…" Todax sighed.

"Don't worry." Toadlin said.

The Eleven of them paid for their tickets and headed to the snack counter.

"Natsumi-san!" Toadmin poked her.

"Yes?" Natsumi asked.

"Could you get me that?" Toadmin pointed to a box of candy.

"Well, I guess I can." Natsumi smiled.

"Say a drink, name some candy!" The snack guy said.

"I'll have a slushie and some of those." Natsumi pointed.

"4.50!" The guy yelled. (Gosh the movies are pricey nowadays)

Natsumi paid him and he gave her the drink and candy.

"Here you go, Toadmin!" Natsumi said and gave him the candy.

"Yay! Thank you so much, Natsumi!" Toadmin cheered and hugged Natsumi.

"You're welcome. Now which way is our theater?" Natsumi asked,

"It's theater 5 so this way!" Toadlin said.

Everyone followed the leader, Toadlin to the theater. The second they entered, Ali's friend poked her on the shoulder and pointed towards them. Ali got up and walked towards Toadlin.

"I'm sorry but this theater is reserved for cool people only!" Ali said and pointed. "You're just going to have to leave!"

"Oh really, I was under the impression this section was for whores." Zeke said.

"Oh you little wimp!" Ali yelled and stomped on Zeke.

"Zeke!" Hannah shrieked. "Are you okay?"

Ali cackled. "Hannah, did I hurt your wittle boyfriend?"

"You Bitch!" Hannah yelled at her.

"Heh, what are you going to do? You're still a Wiggler; you haven't even grown you wings yet!" Ali laughed. Hannah looked down at her feet.

"Ali, stop it, we didn't do anything to you. So just leave us alone." Toadlin said and walked past her. Todax, Toadmin, Toadrin, Hannah, Zeke, Natalie, Natsumi, Riku, and Risa all walked by. Konton walked up to Ali and gave her a paper with his number on it.

"Call Me!" He smiled and walked off.

"Ah!" Ali screamed and ripped the paper up. The Koopa was determined to get them to leave.


At The start of the movie…

"From the People who brought you, "Well, what of it!" "I might of!" "Don't pester me!" "A Chinese Holiday!" "You're an Idiot!" "Surfing through Russia!" "I'm an Idiot!" "Forget me!" and "Pickled Pastries!" all in the same week, bring you "I can't think on my own!" Starring Tim Frickle-Mcmicinmyre-Ruffletummin-Beerbelli-Jellosnucker-Crotchirchen-Toe-Ivben-Abad-Personof-Mailspeshies-Sicktryingham-Pikklesnick-Tromannowhommanowmanow-Bangalangaslangadanga-O and Julia Julia! Coming Tomorrow!" The Announcer said, and then said in a hushed voice. "Sequel out Monday!"

"I like his name!" Toadmin said hopping up and down.

Toadlin looked at him then asked. "Who gave my brother candy?"

"I bought him a box." Natsumi said.

"Natsumi… You've just brought us upon the end of the world." Toadlin said with a straight face.

"Toadrin! Toadrin! You've got to check these out!" Toadmin said giving her a piece.

"Toadmin, I'm not hungry." Toadrin said pushing it away.

"EAT IT!" Toadmin demanded.

"No!" Toadrin said.

"EAT IT!" Toadmin yelled.

"Fine!" Toadrin said and took a piece.

Toadrin popped the piece in her mouth. Then suddenly, her pupils grew dilated and she started bouncing up and down. As you probably know, Toadrin is very smart and a perfectionist, but when she gets a hold of a ton of sugar, all hell breaks loose.


One Second Later…

"WHEE!" Toadmin and Toadrin yelled while they swung from the ceiling fan.

"Guys! Get down here, now!" Toadlin yelled.

The two dropped down and Toadlin caught them.

"Sit!" Toadlin ordered them.

The two sat down and Toadlin took her jacket off and tied it around them.

"Now give me your candy!" Toadlin said.

Toadmin held his hand out as far as he could. Toadlin grabbed the box in his hand and read the back.

"Ninety-nine percent sugar, one percent flavorings." Toadlin read.

"Let me try!" Riku yelled.

"Knock yourself out." Toadlin said and threw him the candy.

Then, the commercial for Fandango (heh, that's an actual word) came on. Toadmin and Toadrin started to sing along.

"We have your movie tickets, we are Fandango! We have your movie tickets, we are Fandango!" The twins sang along. (Toadmin and Toadrin, not Riku, Risa, Natalie, and Natsumi)

"Oh my gosh just shut the hell up!" Toadlin yelled.

"WAH!" Toadmin and Toadrin cried.

Toadlin got her cell phone out and called her mom.

"Mom! Toadmin and Toadrin had candy and now they won't shut up!"

"Oh my… well, go get them some nachos. Maybe that'll calm them down." Toadkin said.

Toadlin ran out to the lobby, bought some nachos, and ran back.

"Here!" Toadlin handed the nachos to them. Toadmin knocked them away. Toadlin screamed then ran back to go buy more nachos. They kept knocking them away. And Toadlin kept going back to get more. Eventually, Toadlin walked in and the screen said, "The End".

Toadlin stood there with her jaw hanging on the ground. The group got up and walked up to her.

"That was hilarious!" Risa said.

"What did you think, Toadlin?" Toadmin asked.

"You're a devil child!" Toadlin told him. Toadmin just smiled.

Toadlin called her mom and she said she was just about to leave. Everyone decided to go wait in the lobby.

"Well, that was fun!" Toadlin said sarcastically.

"Most of the time when you where gone, Ali kept throwing popcorn at us…" Todax said.

"Todax, just don't let her get to you. That's what I do." Toadlin said as she looked out the window.

"Speak of the devil!" Todax whispered to her. "Here comes Ali!"

Ali walked up to them and laughed. "Have fun getting nachos for your retarded brother and bitchy sister?"

"Ali, say what you want about me, but don't talk about my family." Toadlin said.

"I can say whatever I want you bitch. Your brother should be in the stupid classes. Your sister needs to shut the hell up because she's not a freaking genius. You're a bitch. Your brother's a loser since he can't get a date to any dance. Your mom is a whore for popping out four of you!" Ali yelled. "-And your dad is an ass for leaving you!"

Toadlin froze. Todax gasped and looked at Natalie, who was frozen solid. You see, Toadlin's dad used to own a big company way back when Toadlin was five and the twins were younger than one. One of his coworkers though wanted to run the company. He murdered her father and everyone else above him. Toadlin wouldn't let any talk about her dad except her family and Todax. Toadlin walked up to Ali and looked her straight in the eyes.

"You are the biggest bitch I've ever met!" Toadlin told her than punched her straight in the face. Ali fell to the ground. All her friends gasped. Toadlin stepped on her chest.

"You say one thing about my dad ever again…" Toadlin leaned closer. "I will not hesitate to break a few limbs."

Toadlin stepped off her chest and looked outside. Toadkin's car was there. Toadlin walked outside and the rest followed.


Toadkin dropped everybody (except Todax) off at their houses and then pulled into their driveway. Toadlin, Toadmin, Toadrin, and Todax all hopped out of the car. They all headed inside while Toadkin parked the car in the garage.

"Toadlin thanks." Todax said to her once they were in her room.

"Thanks for what?" Toadlin asked.

"Standing up to Ali, you know what I would've done if she talked about my parents." Todax said. Todax's parents worked in Toadlin's dad's company and were right below him. You can probably put together the pieces.

"You're welcome… I guess." Toadlin said. "Well let's go get a snack."

Toadlin and Todax headed downstairs and got a snack. Toadkin walked in and took off her coat.

"I'm going to go take a bath." Toadkin said.

"I think I should too, I did too much running." Toadlin said. "Todax, you can go watch TV until we're done." Todax nodded and headed into the front room. Toadlin and Toadkin walked back to the stairs.


Ten Minutes Later…

Todax heard water stop. He smiled and headed upstairs. Maybe what happened last time would happen again. (He's worse than Konton!) He opened Toadlin's door and walked over to the open door. Steam was floating through the room. Todax poked his head around the door and gasped in shock. Toadkin screamed and covered herself.

"What the heck is wrong with you?" Toadkin asked.

"I thought Toadlin was taking a shower in her!" Todax said.

"So you wanted to look at my daughter!" Toadkin exclaimed.

"No! No! No!" Todax shook his hands.

Toadlin then walked in wiping her hair. She looked at the expressions on their faces.

"Oh god, you saw her naked!" Toadlin exclaimed. Todax nodded.

"TOADZON GET IN HERE! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!" Toadlin yelled.


Dil: Yay, Chapter done!

Todax: Toadlin's been captured and sent to a correctional facility!

Natalie: I'm here instead.

Dil: So we found some things out this chapter.

Todax: That Toadlin totally Pwned Ali.

Natalie: I didn't have one line in the whole chapter…

Dil: Go cry about it!

Natalie: I will!

Dil: …

Todax: …

Natalie: Give me some time!

Todax: Anywho, please R&R!

Dil: Or else you're worse than a Disney Channel Original Movie.

Natalie: (Bawls)

Dil: Here's the waterworks!

Todax: See ya everyone!