"This is not Catwoman" Someone said as a bag got pulled off Ivy's head she blinked her eyes getting used to the light
"But we went to the address you gave us boss"
"This is obviously not her you complete and utter idiots can you see any cat ears" there was gun shot and a thug dropped to the ground. Ivy turned her head and saw thug wearing a two colour outfit and face paint on half his face
"Hello Harvey Dent" she said to the shadowy figure in the corner "now, are you going to let me go"
He stepped forward "how about we let the coin decide" he said flipping a coin, it landed "put her in the cell" he said his eyes on the coin
"didn't realise that was an option" Ivy said calmly
"and don't try anything or they will shoot on spot" Two-Face called after her, she raised an eyebrow as they untied her and pulled her out the door.
"Oh for fricks sake will you stop pointing your guns at me" Poison Ivy said "and where are you taking me we have been walking for about half an hour and I swear you are just taking me around in circles these corridors all look the same"
"Oh shut up freak" one of the thugs said
"Charming" she replied "where are you taking me"
"Like we would tell you" the other thug said
"Look if you don't tell me I will..."she started
"yer yer what will ya do squirt water from a flower in our faces to death"one mocked
"or hit us with ya rolling pin and baking tray "the other sniggered
"no this"she said as she jumped and kick the guns out of both there hands
"oii"they both yelled as they both ran to find there guns she blow pheromones into the air. As they both stood up they smelt the pheromones, Ivy smirked "Now boys what is two face up to"?
"What shall we do"? Harley was saying
"We need to find out who took her first" Catwoman said
"but how"? Harley asked
"BATMAN" Catwoman yelled "that's how"
"oh jeez but its the only way" Harley said. Catwoman got her phone out and typed in Batman's number "Oh great" Catwoman said sounding very annoyed "answer phone"
"phone Bruce Wayne" Harley said quickly
"what, what, how do you know" Catwoman said sounding shocked
"Just phone the damn number kitty" Harley said angrily
"Ok ok I'll phone" Catwoman said typing in Bruce Wayne's number "Oh hey ….is Bruce there... its Selina...well tell him to phone the second he gets back" She put the phone down " he is at a charity thingymajig"
"Well what do we do just sit here"?Harley asked exasperatedly
"Seems like" She said picking up a piece of Harley's cake "this is nice Harley"
"Thanks" she replied. They sat on the sofa waiting for Catwoman phone to ring, after an hour of silence they both started to fall midnight the phone rang and they both jump for thry had both been sleeping "It's him" Catwoman said grabbing the phone "yes yes yes...no Ivy's been kidnapped...look I don't care if you hate her... get here now" she said as she ended the call. She turned to Harley "He will be here in 10"
"Ok what happened"?Batman asked
"Well the doorbell rung and Ivy went to open then we heard a clatter and I went out in the hall and her watering can was on the floor and the door was open" Catwoman said
"and you want me to find out who took her" he said
"wow what a guess seeing that we just said that" Harley said
"Harley shush" Catwoman said waving her hand in the air "well can you"? Batman just looked at here with an of coarse I can expression on his face
"Well what ya waiting for Brucey"? Harley said Both Catwoman and Batman turned to look at her "Oops did I just say Brucey"? She asked sounding frightened
"Yes you did Harley" Catwoman said, she turned to Batman "I swear I didn't tell so lets get on with finding Ivy" He just glared and walked out the room to the front the door with Catwoman and Harley following him. He looked at the tyre tracks "Isn't there security cameras or something "This is Ivy we're talking about" Harley scoffed
"I suppose" Batman said" I'll take these back to the bat cave for annal-sis"
"Call us if find out who it... "Harley said turning around but her had already gone " was, honestly he needs a lesson in manners" Catwoman rolled her eyes and sighed as they both walked inside.
