Author's Note: Hello fellow readers and authors! I would just like to jump in real quick and say thank you to the two people that reviewed: Verran and Scarecrow314. Thanks-a so much you two! ^^ And… without further ado! I present to you! The next chapter! Enjoy folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own Nintendo or any of Nintendo's creations.
Chapter 2: A Plea for Help!
After a few seconds of standing there, smiling at who-knows-what, Luigi dove out from his bathroom and jumped on top of the roof of the bros' house, and, acting like a much focused hawk, he searched far and wide for any signs of evil trouble.
He wondered what kind of evil deeds could be arisen. What if some mad scientist created a large monster and allowed to destroy buildings? Luigi would surely trounce that stupid beast! What if aliens come and take over the earth? The Super Duper Luigi would be able to defeat those aliens in the blink of an eye! And worst of all: what if that fly came back and tried to make the Super Duper Luigi annoyed?
Before our courageous hero could answer that thought, a sudden cry for help was heard.
"Help! Help me! I need help!" cried out the voice.
Luigi's heart almost stopped at the sudden cry for aid as he stood up, the wind slapping into his cape as he set a look of determination on his face.
It was time.
And then, he leaped into the air-
But then fell flat on his face.
"Ouch…" our silly hero groaned before hopping up and running his fastest to the sound of trouble.
"Help! Help me! I need help!" repeated the voice as Luigi turned around every corner, not even bothering to use the pipes to travel faster because he was the Super Duper Luigi! Pipes were nothing compared to his amazing speed of agility!
And then, his fiftieth corner became his last as he turned around that corner, and saw Toad crying on a sidewalk. He was bawling his eyes out as he fell to the ground, sad and ultimately depressed about something that the green hero must conquer!
"Toad!" our hero exclaimed as he ran up to him, almost out of breath.
"L-Luigi?" Toad asked as he opened his eyes.
"Actually it's..." Luigi then stopped and, yet again, looked at who-knows-what and said in a very heroic voice:
"SUPER DUPER LUIGI!"
"Oh… uh. Y-Yes! Super… uh… Duper Luigi! I need your help with something! It's a deed no one else can accomplish!" Toad gravely explained as he rummaged through his pockets for that one thing.
"Well Toad, what in the worlds could it be?" Luigi inquired as he set a look of determination on his face. He looked all around Toad, but couldn't find anything.
"Is it aliens?"
"No."
"Is it a monster?"
"No."
"Is it a princess who needs saving?"
"No."
"Is it Bowser?"
"No."
"Is it a way to access my fanfictions?"
"No."
"Is it a poison mushroom that infected everyone and only I can cure them?"
"No."
"Is it a taco that needs hot sauce?"
"No."
"Is it a mad scientist that created Frankenstein and only I can stop him with my awesome powers?"
"No."
"Is it a giant, man-eating, fire-spitting, mechanical, evil, vicious, nightmare-fueling, sharp, indestructible, rocket-blasting, villainous, and unimaginably-powerful robot that came from outer space and only the Super Duper Luigi can send it back to space?"
"No."
"THEN WHAT COULD IT BE, TOAD?" Luigi screamed.
"It's… it's…" Toad stammered, tears rolling down his face.
"Yes? Yes?" Luigi asked.
"It's… i-it's…"
"Yes? Spit it out already!" our hero ordered as Toad held out a jar of mayo.
"I CAN'T OPEN MY MAYO JAAAAAR! WAAAAAH!" he cried out.
The brave and heroic look on our hero's face faded and now his facial expression showed shock.
"That's it!?" he yelled, gritting his teeth.
"I know! Isn't it terrible?" Toad asked, crying even more.
"Give me that!" Luigi ordered as he snatched the jar of mayo, unscrewed it, and shoved it back into Toad's hands.
"There, happy?" he asked, folding his arms.
"Yaaaay! Thanks, Luigi!" Toad thanked as Luigi, looking quite annoyed, walked away, his cape dragging on the ground.
"It's Super Duper Luigi!" he yelled back as he walked home, no spotlight shining on him this time.
Author's Note: Aw… poor Luigi, he got trolled by Toad. XD Anyways, not to worry everyone! There will certainly be much better comical action in the next chapter! I assure you! I have a new and special arch-enemy for Luigi so, let's hope it goes good! ^^ Thanks for reading and did you enjoy? Happy Halloween by the way!
