Over the years, most of the Nations have learned that it is a dangerous thing to ask America out. It isn't because of his surprisingly protective family, though that's a problem too, it's more because of his own responses. He'll gladly go on a date with you, if you manage to put up with and move past his responses. Usually they're sparky or insulting or demeaning. Sometimes, they're just plain mean. Though they've also learned that a straight up no, usually means "Try harder next time". There are, of course, some Nations that never learn. One of which is, quite obviously, Prussia.

"Hey, America!" This was around the five hundredth time Prussia had tried, "On a scale of one to you, how free are you tonight?" America sent him a glare from across the meeting table, as Prussia had interrupted America's older brother; Canada.

"1940s Germany." Most laughed, some gasped and all looked at Prussia.

"No need to get personal!" America sent an apologetic smile to both Canada and Germany. Canada sighed and continued speaking.

Not too long later, only about fifteen minutes, Prussia spoke up again.

"Hey, America! Wanna go on a date? Are you free tonight?"

"I'm never free. Five hundred dollars per date." And so, the meeting resumed.

It took Prussia about half an hour to gather his pride and try again.

"Hey, America! Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"

"Are you calling me the devil?!" Prussia got sent out of the room for that one.

During the break, he tried again.

"Hey, America! Are you religious, 'cause you're the answer to all my prayers."

"I'm Jewish."

"Verdammt!"

It took less than five minutes for him to try again.

"Hey, America! Are you an ocean, 'cause I'm getting lost in the vastness of your body."

"Are you calling me fat?!"

"Nein! Mein gott, nein!"

"I think you should stop, bruder."

After getting over his fear of being pummeled to death, Prussia tried again.

"Hey, America! Can I borrow your phone? I told my vater I'd call when I fell in love."

"Germania's dead."

"Why would you say that?!"

After a long break full of failed pick up lines, Prussia was ready to give up. And give up he did.

"I'm done! I'm done trying to be smooth about this! America, would you give me the satisfaction of going on a date with me?!"

"England always said I shouldn't go out with a person who isn't nervous asking me out."

"I will do anything!"

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"If I go on a date with you, you have to cross dress next meeting."

"Deal!"

FABULOUS LINE BREAK IS FABULOUS

Welp. Second Oneshot in this little... thing I do to cure boredom. Sorry about not updating my other stories, they're a little difficult to write without Google docs. And the actual game in the case of When England's Away. Anyway. I really like this one! I think it's cute! Hope you all enjoyed!

Until Next Time, this is Italy's Driving saying; That's All Folks!