Part 2: The Tomb of King McLean
The Total Drama Jet landed in Egypt.
Chris: Everyone out! We've got no time to lose!
They all shuffled out of the jet.
Chris: Okay everyone, your first challenge is to get into groups of three or four. Once in those groups, each of them will race each other down from the top of that pyramid. Winners get a special advantage for the next part of the challenge. Oh yeah, and all of your group members need to be connected somehow.
Duncan: This is so stupid and pointless. Anyway, wanna be with me, Courtney?
Courtney: Okay, fine. We need someone else too.
Gwen: I'll be with you.
Sierra: I call Cody!
Cody: No, please!
Heather: Then I'll go with you too, since no one else will want me on their team.
Sierra: And I wouldn't blame them. You're like, really mean and stuff. (Pause). This is so exciting!
Heather: Right…
Alejandro: Who wants to be in my group?
Bridgette: I will!
Lindsay: Me too!
Tyler: But Lindsay!
Lindsay: What is it Tyson?
Tyler: It's Ty- never mind.
Lindsay: Okay. Coming Alehondros!
CC:
Tyler: This sucks! Lindsay doesn't want to be my girlfriend anymore. All she cares about is that jerk Alejandro!
End.
DJ: I'll be in your group, Tyler.
Noah: Me too.
Chris: Does everyone have a group? Good! Get to the top of the pyramid and find a way to connect yourselves.
The groups were Courtney, Gwen, and Duncan; Tyler, Noah, Ezekiel, and DJ; Cody, Heather, and Sierra; Alejandro, Bridgette, and Lindsay; and Izzy, Owen, Leshawna, and Harold.
Bridgette: How are we going to stay connected?
Alejandro: We could all slide down together on this piece of cardboard.
Bridgette: Where'd you find that?
Alejandro: It was conveniently lying on the sand over there.
Duncan: Alright ladies, I'll tie this rope around my waste and tie two others around yours', then attach both of yours' to mine and pull you down.
Courtney: Excuse me?!
Everyone was at the top of the pyramid.
Chris: Begin!
All of the groups were racing down.
Chris: Sing!
Courtney: What?!
Chef: You have to tell them what to sing first, Chris.
Chris: Oh, right. Never mind.
Cody, Heather, and Sierra reached the bottom first.
Chris: Congrats! Your group gets a special advantage in the next part.
Heather: Nice!
Chris: But first, I'd like all of you to sing about how great I am.
Leshawna: Can we at least write something beforehand?
Chris: Quickly.
The contestants wrote the lyrics quickly.
Chris: Now sing!
All (Except Duncan): Chris is so great, Chris is so great, everybody loves Chris.
Chris: What was that people? We need more enthusiasm! I'll let it slide this first time, but I expect more of you next time. Oh yeah, and Duncan, you're out!
Duncan: Why?!
Chris: You weren't singing!
Duncan: Whatever! I already have a million bucks anyway.
Courtney: No! He can't leave now!
Chris: I'm afraid he has to, Courtney. He didn't sing, so he's out!
Duncan hugged Courtney.
Duncan: Don't worry, you can handle this without me.
Courtney: Oh Duncan, I'll miss you!
She then noticed that all of the other contestants were watching.
Courtney: I mean, I don't care! Leave already!
Chris: I'll let him stay to watch the next part of the challenge. Then he can take the drop of shame with whoever is voted-off tonight.
Noah: Can we just get on with the next challenge?!
Chris: Hold on, eager beaver! I need to organize the teams first. The first team, Team Tundra, will consist of Owen, Izzy, Noah, Tyler, and Alejandro. The second team, Team Desert, will have Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ, Harold, and Leshawna. And the final team, Team Amazon, is Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Cody, and Sierra.
Ezekiel: Um, what about me, eh?
Chris: Oh yeah. Oops. Who wants an extra teammate?
Lindsay: Ooh! I want Z-Kyle on my team!
Chris: Okay, Ezekiel's on Team Desert.
Sierra: OMG! We're on the same team, Cody!
Cody: Oh, lucky me.
CC:
Cody: I really don't like that girl Sierra. She's creepy and completely nuts! And it figures that I get stuck on the same team with her. Do you think Chris did that to me on purpose?
Chris: I totally did that to Cody on purpose!
End.
Chris: Okay, for the next part of the challenge, you'll need to venture into this pyramid and locate the tomb of the great King-
Harold: Tut?
Chris: No! King McLean!
Gwen: But you weren't an Egyptian pharaoh, and you're not dead.
Chris: Gee, thanks for ruining my moment, Gwen. Anyway, once you locate my tomb, you will have to bring any cool artifacts you find to me. The first person that does so wins for their team.
DJ: How will the losing team be determined?
Chris: Well, a person from a different team can place second, so whichever team gets to me last is sending someone home tonight in the first ever barfbag ceremony!
Heather: What's my advantage?!
Chris: Oh right. For winning the first part of the challenge, Heather, Cody, and Sierra get a head start into the pyramid. And coincidentally, you're all on Team Amazon! Now get on in there!
The three of them rushed inside.
Alejandro: When do we get to start?
Chris: Well I'd say a five second head start is good enough, so go now!
The others shuffled into the pyramid.
Owen: There are so many different directions! How do we know which one is the way to the tomb?
Izzy: Don't worry Owen, I can sense the spirit of the passed king.
Noah: How is that even possible? No one is buried in here.
Izzy: Shh, quiet!
CC:
Noah: Izzy is ridiculously insane.
End.
Izzy: It's this way!
She ran down a hall to the left. Owen, Tyler, Cody, Leshawna, DJ, and Harold followed.
Noah: Aw, what the heck?
He ran after them.
DJ: I hope this is the right way.
Noah: I wouldn't count on it.
Cody: It's so narrow in here!
Harold: It was built to keep robbers away from the buried pharaoh.
Leshawna: And in this case, we're the robbers.
All of a sudden Owen gasped.
Owen: Look!
All of them gazed past Owen and at the room ahead. It was covered with pieces of gold and all sorts of jewels and other artifacts.
DJ: This must be it.
Izzy: Wow! I call this! Ooh, and this too!
Soon they all started scrambling around and grabbing everything they could find. No one noticed the cover slide off of the coffin.
Leshawna: Look at all this stuff!
Noah: So many priceless artifacts!
Tyler: I call all the gold!
Owen: Um, guys…
Izzy: What is it, Owen?
Owen: Mummy!!!
The others turned and saw a mummy walking towards them. They all screamed and ran, dropping their collections in the process.
Tyler: Run!
Cody: Where's the exit?!
Noah: To the right!
The group ran out of the pyramid and flopped down on the sand, catching their breath.
Chris: What gave you such a fright?
Noah: As if you don't know!
DJ: You got some crazy mummy runnin' around in there! It tried to kill us!
Harold: I'm too handsome and knowledgeable to die!
Chris: Ha ha! It was just Chef!
Leshawna: We should have known!
Chris: Oh well, looks like none of you have won for your teams!
Right after, the rest of the contestants; Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Alejandro, Bridgette, Lindsay, Ezekiel, and Sierra, ran out. None of them had artifacts.
Bridgette: We didn't make it to the tomb because of some mummy!
Lindsay: It was so nasty!
Chris: Oh well, no one gets any priceless items! But since Ezekiel was the last one out, I'll see Team Desert at the barfbag ceremony tonight!
Bridgette: That's so unfair!
Chris: Um, yes it is!
On the jet that night, Chris held only five peanut-filled barfbags for the six Team Desert members. Duncan was watching, as he needed to take the drop of shame as well.
Chris: Well, at least this'll even the teams out. Anyhow, the first barfbag goes to Harold.
Harold: Yes!
Chris: Leshawna, Bridgette, Lindsay, and…
DJ and Ezekiel waited.
Chris: DJ! Sorry Ezekiel, looks like you're out.
Ezekiel stood up and strapped on his parachute without saying anything.
Duncan: So when we land we'll be taken back to Canada, right?
Chris: Of course! There's a helicopter waiting below. Goodbye!
He opened the door at the bottem of the jet and Duncan and Ezekiel fell out.
Duncan: Ahh!!!
Chris: And thus ends our little sojourn to Egypt. Hope you enjoyed it, and we'll see you next time for more, Total Drama the Musical!
