Arin and Ross were hanging out in the grump room because Danny fell asleep because he ate 5 king sized bags of skittles and he had the most wicked sugar crash since the Boston bombings. Suzy went to get some Starbucks because Barry needs energy to edit Game Grumps videos without fucking attacking school children in a blind rage. Barry was too cool to hang with Arin and his amigo Ross.
Ross leaned on Arin while he was playing Pokemon because Ross has been leaning over his 3ds for 3 hours straight, his back was ike a fucking candy cane. Ross needed to straighten his back on Arin's skinny, boney, 20-year-old body. Ross rubbed the crotch of his machoke in Pokemon Amie. Ross was making ugly faces while rubbing the crotch of the machoke. The machoke was horrified. Arin threw his long snake neck over to Ross's shoulder and breathed in Ross's sweat. Arin looked down at the flashing screen and then at Ross's funny faces and felt like he was going to puke.
"Why are you doing that thing with your face? You look like you're taking a shit. Why are you doing a fucking kissy face and putting it into a knot? Why are you rubbing the crotch of the Porkyman? Goddamn it Ross look at me and answer me you piece of shit."
Ross said in his strong, ugly, stupid, nerdy, Lady Gaga voice, "I'm making my machoke happy. My machoke will be in full affection soon. You don't know anything, gosh. You fucking polynigmion." He snorted like a dick, "Oh emmm geeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Ross I think you insulted me but I can't take you seriously since you've been making funny faces since this game came out in October and I will have a mental image of your dwarf face making the face of Shrek taking a shit and I saw you winking to your crotch pokemon but you can't even fucking wink since your other eye keeps closing when you try and then you make ugly noises. Nerd."
The baby man looked at Arin like a panda cub looking upon his sister being devoured by his mother because the zookeeper forgot to feed your family for the past 3 days. Arin got weirded out by Ross's face because his whole face turned into a panda cub. Arin said in a frightened voice, "Don't worry man, you're still cool."
The baby man wiped the panda off his face and also his panda tears, "Do you really mean it?"
Arin did the moon walk off the couch and onto the carpet, did a spin and pointed his fingers like an Elvis mpersonator pointing at another Elvis impersonator, "I am Arin "egoraptor" Hanson and I never lie about compliments."
Then Barry started breathing fire since he was that thirsty than Suzy in her superwoman costume came and poured iced coffee into Barry's mouth. Barry's thirst was quenched and the Game Grumps were saved once again by the superhero Suzy Hanson.
