Chapter One
Beep. Beep. Beep.
Groans and muffled grumbles came from under the covers of the beds; several bodies were dotted around in various beds – though some were empty.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
Several minutes passed while the occupants of the room could ignore it – but suspecting this when they set the alarm...
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
...It sounded louder...
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
...and louder...
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
...and louder still.
"SOMEONE TURN IT OFF!"
"YOU TURN IT OFF!"
"I ASKED SOMEONE ELSE TO, YOU JUMPED UP FUCKER!"
"Lazy bitch."
"I HEARD THAT!"
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO!"
"She's going to kill you, with the alarm clock, and then I'm going back to sleep."
"NO, I HAD TO TURN THE ALARM OFF; SO I'M COMING TO GET YOU NEXT!"
"EEP!"
Several bodies crawled out of their beds and stumbled into their different changing rooms – it was a strange system that seemed to work. Of course, those who wore masks never took them off in front of the others.
"RAVEN?"
"What?" She asked in a normal voice, sticking her head out of the changing room.
"WHERE'S MY SUIT HEADIN'?" Cyborg yelled, looking around to see that all his components were missing and dotted around the room randomly.
"DUDES, STOP SHOUTING! SOME OF US STILL HAVE EARDRUMS!" Beast Boy screeched, holding his spinning head. "And had too much to drink last night..." He commented before throwing up in the sink.
"I told you not to drink." Speedy chuckled from the room over.
"While I was drinking!" Beast Boy yelled between episodes of barfing.
"Not my fault you started early..." Speedy pointed out.
"Fuck off." He snapped before completely emptying his stomach into the sink. "I'll be staying away from tofu for a month..." He sighed, a growling noise coming from his already protesting stomach.
"Finally, you're just like everyone else now!" Cyborg whooped from his changing room.
Suddenly the room was flashing red and the alarms were sounding, "TITANS, GO!" The group heard over the intercom.
"Aw, man!" Beast Boy whined, clutching his stomach, "This sucks."
"Your fault for drinking..." Raven muttered as she levitated past him.
I love Raven! And even though I hate love-stories, or hate writing them at least, I don't like her paired off with anyone other than Beast Boy – it's just too funny.
This is what I imagine a group of nineteen and twenty year-old superheroes live like, oh, and the reason they sleep in the same room is because they're renovating all of the bedrooms – there's a funny spin-off story to that involving BB and a bedazzler.
Jade.
