I do not own Naruto anime, manga, games or other materials. This is a fan fiction

Hiruzen Sarutobi was shocked and amazed at the same time. Naruto had managed to get the entire red light district to respect and even treated him as a friend in less than 3 months. The pimps and prostitutes sure where grateful for his actions to make them be treated in a better way, at least by their clients. Who would have believed that a whore would feel safe now that the person the rest of the village called the demon brat, lived in their district.

Itachi even told him that he had not taught Naruto a single thing, but he was closer to master the Fire element than his own brother Sasuke. This pretty much made him think that it was high time for Naruto to join the academy and put some of his unexpected training to better use than defending prostitutes. "You can try, sir, you can certainly try. But they like him quite a bit... I even heard one of them make passes on him. I think he will keep doing that even with the work at the academy, he has the stamina for it."

Itachi told Naruto the next morning that the Hokage wanted to have a word with him. "Why can't that old fossil leave me alone, sure he gave me this place, and a monthly allowance, an allowance I can never use, but what do he even want. I haven't killed anyone in months." Itachi simply told him he was just the messenger.

They both appeared in front of the Hokage's desk. "Alright old man, what do you want for me now?" Hiruzen set down his pipe, "And a very good morning to you too, Naruto. I want you to attend the academy, that is what I want. Maybe you could make some friends your own age there." Naruto just looked rather unconvinced and the words fat chance were heard. "Give them a chance Naruto, I mean you can't be an enforcer for pimps all your life you know."

"How am I supposed to go to the blasted academy if I can't even buy food, let alone the gear and things I would need." Hiruzen quickly told him of the money he received every month. Naruto was quick to tell him he had yet to send a single coin of it, the shops would charge him triple the normal amount, and he was not a sheep ready to be fleeced.

"So let me get this straight, you have been working as an enforcer for the head pimp, because he buys you your food and clothes at normal prices, because the shops demanded triple for what they would sell you?" Naruto simply told him it was nothing new, the village hated his guts after all. "Ok, I am putting an end to that.. you two follow me."

"Tell all my appointments to reschedule, I am busy for the rest of this afternoon. And no, I will not reconsider this..." His secretary did not look at all happy. Specially since he was walking with the demon brat following close behind him."Yes,sir. I will contact your appointments, and will wait for your return."

Hiruzen Sarutobi walked to the shop that Naruto usually used. He walked up to the owner. "I hear you charge triple the normal price to Naruto Uzumaki." The shop owner simply told him it was to make up for the lost business he would have due to him selling anything to the demon brat. "Well you don't need to worry about that. He will buy everything where the ANBU buy their food, clothes, and needed items. However, I do feel that you demanding triple the cost is a clear violation of the fair pricing laws, and so you will pay triple this years taxes, or be sent to prison for 3 times the amount of time."

"Well that should take care of that.. I expect you to be ready for the academy next month, and I don't want any bullshit from you. Telling me that they did not let you in, they stop you, Itachi will tell me all about it, and I will fix it. That is what Hokage do, we fix things."

The day he was to attend the academy was not a very happy one in the red light district. The pimps and hookers all came to see him off to school, dressed in black combat boots, black cargo pants, a back kunai and shuriken holster, and one black ninjato strapped to his waist. his top consisted on a bad sleeveless mesh shirt and a black combat vest.

A blue haired big breasted hooker decided to give him a kiss on the cheek and told him to be sure to eat his lunch and his yams, and to be sure to play nice with the other kids, and not to give any trouble to his teachers. Everyone else began laughing after that scene. "Toya I know you want to have kids, but do you really have to practice with Naruto... For crying out loud, I could use some of that loving too." Toya clearly glared at her husband giving him the clear message that he needed to earn it.

Itachi told him that he would get the lunch, he should expect it by lunchtime. He told Itachi he was roasting yams for desert. You would never picture it, but Itachi really liked roasted yams. He walked towards the academy and knocked on the assigned door. "Ah, yes. The Hokage told me all about you come on in."

"Class we have a new addition to our class. This is Naruto Uzumaki. He will be joining us from now on." The class was so silent that you could hear a fly burp. "Anyways, you can sit in the empty seat, right next to Sasuke Uchiha, Sasuke put your hand out so that he can find your seat." Sasuke did as he was told.

Naruto walked over to the seat, and sat down without saying anything to the black haired boy. "How can you be an uzumaki and have blond hair?" A girl clearly with blond hair asked him. "Hair dye. My neighbor played a prank on me and colored my hair blond, something about blond's having more fun. I have normal red hair, and I will just as soon as I can get this gunk of my hair."

"I am Ino Yamanaka, my family owns a flower shop. Don't worry I know just the thing to get that stuff of you. The one pink haired banshee with the massive forehead next to me, is Sakura Haruno.. she is really pissed that you get to seat next to her crush." Naruto simply told her that the banshee could complain with the teacher, he did not actually pick the seat.

"Teacher do you mind if I help Naruto, It seems someone dyed his hair and he did not ask for it." Iruka understood and told her that she had 10 minutes to fix that. Which she did, he took him outside began to wash his hair with some really disgusting smelly stuff and then dried it.. He walked to the class with a towel around his head. Ino took of the towel and sure enough, a head full of red hair. "And it's a lot silkier than mine to boot."

Iruka told Naruto to thank his classmate for doing something for him, and he did. Then he went to his seat and decided to talk to Kurama. The rest of the class was thinking that he was taking a nap. Iruka finished his lecture on the founding of the village and seeing Naruto asleep, he threw a piece of chalk at him. Hit him square on the head.

Naruto looked up, "Since my lecture is so boring, maybe you can answer some questions." Naruto made the hand sign for bring it on.. Iruka asked some seriously tough questions and everyone was expecting the new kid to fail, but he answered them correctly. This made half the class call him a showoff and the other to right down the questions and answers, they might help during an exam.

This is how it went for every subject. Naruto seemed to be taking a nap, Iruka hitting his head with a piece of chalk, and asking impossible questions and Naruto answering them. During the weapons practice he asked his assistance teacher to help test how good the students were at taijutsu. Naruto asked to be last. Mizuki simply believed that he was simply afraid.

Everyone tried to punch Iruka or Mizuki as each student was paired with a teacher, and only when they managed to touch the teacher they switched to the next one, Mizuki was paired with Naruto and was expecting him to fail. He dropped to a combat stance. He then jumped and gave Mizuki little time to react and gave him a blow with fist and then turned and finished with an elbow hit to the head.

This was the proverbial ringing of the bell for Mizuki. He too began to fight against Naruto the two fought each other and Naruto did not look that tired or hard pressed. Mizuki threw a punch he grabbed his hand and kicked him in the gut as he pulled him close, Mizuki tried to kick, Naruto tripped his other leg and gave him 3 kicks on his abdomen when he was down. The kicks were so fast and so hard that the ground had cracks where the body of Mizuki was hit. Mizuki was out cold.

"What's next?" Iruka scratching his head told him lunch. The group went to eat their lunch and sat down near the wall to the classroom. Naruto walked over to a tree. "What is that showoff doing now..." Sasuke clearly interested. Naruto did a few hand signs. "Wind Style: Wind Blade Jutsu." From his hand a blade of wind cut a branch of and it fell into pieces on the ground. Iruka could hardly believe it.. Elemental Jutsu were going to be taught in their genin team training.

He put the pieces in the ground, clearly making a pile and under them he placed 2 tin foiled wrapped things. "Fire Style: Fire Phoenix Jutsu." He a swarm of small fireballs to his the wood. Iruka looked at Mizuki and told him to pinch him, cause he must be asleep. Mizuki pinched him hard... yep, he was not asleep.

Ino walked over to him fanning the flames. "What are you doing Naruto?" Naruto told her he was baking some yams. He apologized when she asked if she could have one of them. He told her that one was for the guy bringing the lunch. But he told her she could have a bit of his.

When they were cool enough to touch and ready to eat he threw one into the tree he cut the branch off. From the tree fell a sandwich and a note. The note read.. Thanks for the yam, enjoy your sandwich.. Itachi. Sasuke grabbed the note and looked at it, it was indeed his brothers handwriting. "Ok, Dope how does a loser like you know my brother?"

"The first words out of your mouth and there to insult me, typical.. just typical.. ask your brother when you see him. I don't answer questions from stuck up brats." This made Sakura jump in and demanded that he answer the question and that he such apologize to her Sasuke. Ino did not even wait a second to tell her to shut up. Sasuke was her boyfriend.

Naruto did not bother to get involved in the cat fight between Yamanaka and Haruno. He ate his lunch and saved a part of his yam. When they were done screaming some serious insults about each others looks, he threw the piece of yam at Ino, and she caught it in her mouth as she was about to scream how Sakura was so flat chested.

She ate the yam and thanked Naruto. The she continued her cat fight with Sakura to continue insults about each others hair. "Two women insulting each other like that is an most unyouthful display.. Don't you agree?" Naruto simply told him that as long as it did not involve him, he did not care. He had better things to do that watch two girls fight over a guy, that clearly did not have any interest in them at all. He introduced himself as Lee, and asked what would could be more important. Naruto simply smiled and told him training.

Lee pretty much agreed that training was a better use of their time. So he followed him to the training ground he liked to use. It was a nice spacious are, and it had a very nice monument to all the ninja that died in the service to the village. It was the 7th training field. Lee asked him what style he used, he simply told him that it was a style that involved a lot of counter moves, and he had to be quick and strong.

Lee told him that he wore weights to help build his strength. Naruto took off his vest and Lee could see a seal on him. "Well I use this gravity seal, and I can pretty much increase this or turn it off with a simple touch. Right now I got it set to 4." Lee had to ask what he meant by 4. Naruto told him it meant 4 times his body weight, that is all..

Lee could hardly believe there was such a useful thing. Naruto corrected him and told him it was something that his family invented. You would not find it in the library or any stores. It was pretty dangerous, you could damage your muscles in some horrible ways. For once in his life Lee found someone who trained as hard as he did. "I will speak with my mentor, and maybe just maybe I can do the same training as you. If not I will make due with these weights."