Roadtrip
A Harry Potter Fanfic
A/N- Thanks to all those who reviewed last time (grand total-3) I love hearing what people think of my writing. Also may I say that I have chosen my characters almost totally randomly…to those who don't know me that is.
Disclaimer-If I owned any of this do you think I'd be writing on fanfic?
After the beginning-Dumbledore carried his pensive over to his desk and began prodding it with his wand.
"Ooooo, shiny!"
The surface was indeed shimmering. Dumbledore continued to stare, transfixed, at the silvery substance in the pensive. Suddenly there was a knock on his door. He straightened up and turned around dramatically shouting,
"Enter!"
"Hey Dumbles! Old buddy, old pal! How's life treating you? Nice "Enter" by the way, very dramatic. Anyway I wanted to ask you a favour…" Voldemort came into the room, smiling jovially and looking around.
"What do you want Tom?" Dumbledore asked, trying to radiate an air of power, and failing.
"Oh, I just want to borrow your car for a while. I was thinking of taking my death-eaters on a roadtrip, you know how incredibly tedious all this killing can get after a while and I thought they deserved a break, you know, clear the air and everything. Except we can't go if we don't have a car and Sev said that you had one so could we please borrow it?"
"On one condition," Dumbledore said, narrowing his eyes.
"What?" asked Bella, reaching for her wand.
"I wanna come too!" Dumbledore shouted, happily.
"YAY" squealed Narki, jumping up and down.
XxXxXx
Soon afterwards the death eaters and Dumbledore were carrying Dumbledore's stuff down the stairs at Hogwarts.
"Sheesh, what have you got in here a dead body? You pack more than me!" Narki said, carrying a heavy trunk. Dumbledore immediately dropped the case he was carrying and whipped around.
"But I put that in the wardrobe…"
He was prevented from finishing the sentence by a squeal from the top of the stairs.
"YAY! Dumbly's going on holiday. Can we come professor?" It was Harry Potter along with some of the other students. Dumbledore couldn't quite remember all their names, Shortbottom, Chong, and the other one was something Malfoy. They didn't matter though, he knew Harry's name and Harry was the most important student, ever.
"Yes, yes, Harry you can come and bring Mr…Miss…your friends."
The four teenagers ran down the stairs.
"DRACO!" squealed Narki, hugging her son.
"Leave me alone mother, you're messing up my vibe!"
"Oh, sorry darling. I've missed you so much, your father too."
"Why do you miss father?"
"That's not what I…"
"Where is father?" Draco asked, eyeing Greyback,who was licking his lips, nervously.
"Oh he stayed behind with Severus, sulking." Narki said.
"Oh," said Draco calmly, " That's nice,"
"Right well that's everything, we'd better get going. Where do you keep your car. We can pick up Lucie and Sev on the way."
"YAY" squealed Neville and Narki together, "WE'RE GOING, WE'RE GOING!"
Bella reached for her wand but was too slow.
"Silencio"
Everyone looked at Dumbledore,
"They were annoying me!"
XxXxXx
Finally, after much coaxing and apologising for guessing too quickly everybody was in the car.With Bella, Narki(still silenced), Snape, Greyback and Dumbledore in the front and Lucie in the back with the kids. Voldemort was driving.
Dumbledore looked around at the Death-eaters and decided the mood needed lighteneing,
"We're all going on a…"
"SUMMER HOLIDAY!"
"Silencio!"
All the singers stopped abruptly except for Harry. Bella had accidentally doubled his volume.
"NO MORE WORKING FOR A, WEEK OR TWO, FUN AND LAUGHTER ON A…"
Voldie, the only person in the car not currently under a silencing charm or confused as hell performed the charm. Harry immediately stopped singing.
"Nice silencer Bella," he scoffed.
"Silencio"
"How was that?"
XxXxXx
CRASH
CRASH
CRASH
Bella gave up and looked around. Draco was bashing Harry's head against the window trying to get her attention so that she would take off his silencer.
"Yes," she said, removing the charm, "what?"
"Aunt Bella, I'm hungry, can we have lunch?"
"I suppose so," in saying this she lifted the silencers from the rest of the occupants of the car and Voldie pulled over at the nearest service station.
XxXxXx
The four teenagers and Lucie proceeded to run into the games room as soon as the car had completely stopped moving. The rest of the adults went to get coffee. Bella soon decided to check on the children.
"Aunt Bella, make Harry let me on the car game!" Draco whined.
"You know who can't play a car game, Cedric, because he's DEAD!" Cho wailed and ran off crying. Bella shrugged her shoulders and imperiused Harry. After this she hurried off to find a casino machine.
After some time Lucius came over to Draco and Harry.
"Draco! When did you get here?" he said, puzzled.
"I was in the car, sitting next to you,"
"Oh that's nice."
"Now can you go away dad, my vibe is like totally ruined with you here!"
"Oh, that's nice,"
XxXxXx
During this time Dumbledore and Voldie were contemplating the logistics of physics in the politically correct world of the day. Well, up until Dumbledore had been distracted by a shiny spoon. This prompted Voldie, in a somewhat unconnected fashion to ask:
"Do we have any money?"
"Werewolves do not…"
"Yeah, yeah we don't need a lecture on werewolf rights. I may have money or I may not. Nothing is ever certain. I have something in my pocket. It's round and shiny and can be exchanged for goods but is worth very little."
"SHINY!" All discussion was halted at this point in an attempt to free Snape from an attack on Dumbledore for long enough for the potions-master to give his boss the knut.
"You have a knut in your pocket?" Narki put in.
"You're not supposed to guess!" Snape huffed, looking disappointed.
"Right well Lucie and I can contribute 5 galleons, Dumbledore can give 5… Bella hasn't got any money. Harry could probably give 5 but Cho, Neville and Draco have no money… Fenrir, well, we know his views on money and Sev has a knut, that just leaves you Voldie, have you got anything?"
"No,"
"Well the we have 15 galleons to keep us all alive for the next week or so,"
"And a knut! Don't forget my knut!"
"15 galleons one knut"
"Well then the answer is simple, we have to earn some money," Dumbldore stated before returning to his examination of the knut in his hand.
"I have an idea!" Narki stated before taking in a breath ready to squeal-"KARAOKE NIGHT!"
