Things You should never do in Gundam Wing

Things You should never do in Gundam Wing

  • Give Wui Fei your speech on Women's Rights in a Leo.
  • Suddenly loose the ability to tell the difference between you fellow Gundams and Mobile Dolls.
  • Forget which button activates the self-destruct system.
  • Forget your impact tolerence and decide to test it by flying into an asteroid belt.
  • Forget to wear your space suit when you eject into outer space.
  • Play 'chicken' with Mobile Dolls.
  • Forget to equip the Heavy Arms with any weapon that dosen't use ammo. (Trowa runs out of bullets in almost every episode.)
  • Use the Zero System when playing game's like 'Perfect Dark' (Just my interpetation of the Zero System.)
  • Take a lesson from Mihoshi in organizing your cockpit.

The Mobile Dolls get infected with the 'I love you virus'

Scene: Generic battlefield in Space.

Duo: Only about fifty Mobile Dolls: this should be easy.

Quatre: That makes the odds ten to one. We can handle that.

Suddenly, the Dolls get a transmission.

Mobile Doll: I love you.

One of the Mobile Dolls goes up to Wing Zero and starts to hug it.

Mobile Doll: I love you.

Relena suddenly appears in a Virgo.

Relena: You can't love Heero! That place is reserved for me!

Relena shoots Mobile Doll.

All Mobile Dolls: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.

All Mobile Dolls start to hug each other.

All other Mobile Suits: Group Sweatdrop.

Heero: This is sickening.

Wing Zero destroys all Mobile Dolls.