Things You should never do in Gundam Wing
- Give Wui Fei your speech on Women's Rights in a Leo.
- Suddenly loose the ability to tell the difference between you fellow Gundams and Mobile Dolls.
- Forget which button activates the self-destruct system.
- Forget your impact tolerence and decide to test it by flying into an asteroid belt.
- Forget to wear your space suit when you eject into outer space.
- Play 'chicken' with Mobile Dolls.
- Forget to equip the Heavy Arms with any weapon that dosen't use ammo. (Trowa runs out of bullets in almost every episode.)
- Use the Zero System when playing game's like 'Perfect Dark' (Just my interpetation of the Zero System.)
- Take a lesson from Mihoshi in organizing your cockpit.
The Mobile Dolls get infected with the 'I love you virus'
Scene: Generic battlefield in Space.
Duo: Only about fifty Mobile Dolls: this should be easy.
Quatre: That makes the odds ten to one. We can handle that.
Suddenly, the Dolls get a transmission.
Mobile Doll: I love you.
One of the Mobile Dolls goes up to Wing Zero and starts to hug it.
Mobile Doll: I love you.
Relena suddenly appears in a Virgo.
Relena: You can't love Heero! That place is reserved for me!
Relena shoots Mobile Doll.
All Mobile Dolls: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family.
All Mobile Dolls start to hug each other.
All other Mobile Suits: Group Sweatdrop.
Heero: This is sickening.
Wing Zero destroys all Mobile Dolls.
