Waluigi sighed as the farting Princess Daisy skipped along in her yellow and orange sports outfit, the flatulent redheaded tomboy princess of Sarasaland popping back up at his Taco Stand in the ever so tropical Seaside Hill. Waluigi pulled out some normal tacos, folding his arms.

"Oh joy, it's you again Daisy." Waluigi moaned sarcastically, adjusting his purple cap as he knew he would have to do this same song and dance for an enormous number of chapters from this point onward. "All right, how much dough do you got on you? And make it quick..."

Daisy giggled as she pulled out three green dollar bills right from her gassy butt. "Will this do?" She asked as she blinked several times.

Waluigi rolled his eyes as he snatched the money, giving Daisy 3 tacos in return as he was quick to pull out a flower spray and get the scent of Daisy's fart off of the dollars. "Welp, enjoy it. You're becoming my most common customer."

Daisy already munched down into her second taco. "Well I love tacos! They're so spicy, yet neat! And the after effects are great!" Daisy raised her right leg, letting out a raunchy toot as she placed her leg back down, giggling as she grabbed the third taco and munched down.

Waluigi shook his head as he folded his lanky arms again, closing his eyes. "You're 1 of a kind, Daisy."

"I don't get it. Why do you let her pass gas all the time here?" Tito Dick 'Dickman' Baby asked Waluigi as he was adjusting his jeans.

Waluigi took a bite into a taco as he shrugged. "Because there's not much cause to panic, or celebrate... we're all just pixels. Or dust in the wind. However you like to spell it..." He finished up his taco as he then dusted off his shoes. "Sometimes you have to ask yourself if being in fanfiction matters. Whether it's a one shot, or a relatively short story... or a long story. Doesn't matter how long it takes to churn it out... the end results are all the same."

Tito Dick looked on in amazement as he didn't have anything to say, with Waluigi deciding to relax as Daisy kept farting away. Waluigi often thought if there really was a purpose to be in a big story for you all to read, pondering if anyone would really take their time out of their schedule to sit down and read more than one hundred chapters about a lanky weirdo like him running a stand of tacos.


Waluigi was situated in the burning landmass that was the Grumble Volcano, having just raced a scorching race at the molten field of fire as he noticed a clone of him standing at his taco stand wearing black overalls. Dry Bowser, Toadette, and Petey Piranha pulled up in their different vehicles as they were a bit confused by the Waluigi clone, with Dry Bowser riding an ATV, Toadette riding a bike, and Petey within a kart.

"So, uh, excuse me for being rude, Wally, but what's with the clone?" Toadette asked innocently while brushing back her pink pigtails with both of her hands.

Waluigi shrugged casually as he shook his head, his eyes lowered. "Eh. I had him here in my place to sell tacos while we were all racing." He explained.

Dry Bowser rubbed his bony chin with his left skeletal hand after brushing back his red hair with his right hand, being curious about this odd predicament. "So you have him in your place to keep the stand active when you want to do something else?"

"Basically, yeah. What's the big deal?" Waluigi remarked as he pulled out a toothpick and began cleaning his teeth with it.

Petey mumbled as he tilted his bulbous head, wondering if this predicament was a good idea to be preaching for as he felt his yellow pedals tilt downwards.

"Please, he'll be fine. He's just a clone, remember?" Waluigi pointed out as he stretched his long skinny arms in the air.

"...It's not likeI have much to do, you know?" The Waluigi clone responded to the group as he adjusted his cloned purple cap, with the others shrugging as they resumed their race around the volcanic racecourse, leaving the Waluigi clone to sell tacos to the tourists visiting the burning landmass.


Waluigi was making tacos at the city as he noticed Silver the Hedgehog was present making him question the psychic mammal's presence.

"Wah, what the hell are you doing here?"

"Oh you know, I just felt like coming here to talk."

"You're going to have a taco, right?"

"Well of course."

"Ahh... this is more like it." Silver stated while eating a plain slice of pizza as he was at the table, with silver colored headphones on his head as he was bobbing his head back and forth. "No hassle, no problem... just plain relaxation."

"Hey everyone! Look what I got!" Charmy exclaimed, holding a bright silver spoon high in the air.

"...Why do you have a spoon, but not think of things you could spoon?" Espio remarked while reading through the newspaper.

Charmy blinked as he glanced at the the spoon, then back at Espio. "Is that... a sex joke?"

"Of course it's a sex joke, you dumb bee!" Vector bellowed as he stormed out of the office, grabbing Charmy and screaming into his face. "Now get back to work!"

"Humph!" Charmy remarked to himself as he folded his arms together, his bee wings buzzing rapidly to showcase his annoyance. "Vex can be such a jerk sometimes! I don't like it! He needs to realize that we're people with lives! And not like the ones you can get for abusing a trick in the game system!"

"...what did a spoon have anything to do with your day?"

"I question that on a regular basis."

Silver walked into the Pizza Hut, much to his horror to see that pizza was splattered everywhere. He screamed as he slapped his hands on his face.

"Aw lord, what happened in here?" Silver exclaimed, his eyes widening.

Space Ghost emerged from behind the counter, rubbing the back of his head. "Well, you see, we were trying to get the pizzas out of the oven, but they wouldn't come out."

Silver folded his arms as he shook his head. "So you let the pizzas splatter everywhere instead."

Space Ghost chuckled sheepishly. "Ehehe, well..." He rubbed his right arm as a pizza from the ceiling fell right on his face.

Silver sighed as he started cleaning up the cheesy mess, while Space Ghost attempted to help, to Silver's dismay.

"So did you clean up that mess?"

"Course I did!"

Silver was cleaning the windows as Vector decided to do some work for a change by speeding inside and out, delivering pizzas left and right as he stopped outside of the Pizza Hut, holding several boxes of fresh pizzas in his gloved hands.

"How's the window cleaning?" Vector asked as he smirked, tilting his reptilian head.

Silver shrugged as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "Well, I'm almost done! I just got this one spot to clean, and I can go back in to making pizzas!"

Vector chuckled as he nodded, the green crocodile giving Silver a thumbs up. "Well, good luck with that! I'll see you later!" And he then sped off, heading towards the northern direction.

Silver smiled, finally finishing off the spot as he headed inside, only to get flattened by several hungry Egg Pawns wanting to eat some pizza. Silver groaned in pain.

"You know, I wouldn't think that the manager would be willing to work."

"Oh Vex just loves to do as much as he can. Though he likes money a bit too much, he does care about his fellow workers."

"More should strive to be him, because what he's doing is great."

And thus, Waluigi and Silver continued having casual chats while the purple lanky man made tacos and the hedgehog with telekinesis powers ate them.