I'm so stupid…
Flashbacks are like this…
"I'm so screwed…"
The Beginning of the Week
It was a sunny day, one of the days that no one could stay inside for. The Konoha 12 had all decided to hang out at the mixed hot springs together. While the girls were still getting dressed, the boys waited in an extra large spring, for the better third of their teams. Kiba and Naruto had decided to terrorize the girls, meaning Sakura, Tenten, Ino, and Hinata, into coming to the spring faster, while the boys they had left started talking.
"So Shikamaru, how's Temari?", Neji asked to jumpstart the conversation.
"She's still a drag and troublesome…I'm dealing with it."
"Yeah, don't you just hate girls like that? Why can't they just leave us alone? I mean, really, it's not like we need them, or anything."
"Dude, what are you talking about? You don't have to deal with anything! Tenten's an angel! Or in Shikamaru language, less troublesome than every other girl alive, and you just let her continue to be your best friend when everyone we know, Hiashi included, thinks that you would be perfect for each other! Plus, you love her!", Sasuke said, annoyed at the elephant in the proverbial room.
"I don't love Tenten. How could I? She's ugly, she dresses like a boy, and I see her like one. A boy, that is. She's my best friend. I will always protect her and make sure that she's taken care of though, because we all know that she will never get a boyfriend, unless it's out of pity. But, I will never ever LOVE Tenten."
"Well, Ino, I told you so. Guess this is what all the men of Konoha think of me. And just when I denied moving to Sand. I'm-I'm gonna go. Walk me home, Shika?" Tenten had snuck up to the boys. She heard everything that Neji had said, and while she didn't trust anyone else in the springs, Shikamaru looked so shocked at what Neji had said that she knew that she could trust him.
The girls had stayed...they had stayed and were planning out their revenge. Within seconds, Neji was being clawed, scratched, punched, punched with chakra, kicked, and all out attacked by some of the most powerful kunoichi that had ever graced the Hidden Leaf. Seconds after that, the boys started prying the girls off of him.
"HEY! WE KNOW YOU HATE HIM RIGHT NOW- AND FOR GOOD REASON- BUT WE KINDA NEED HIM ALIVE, SO YOU COULD YOU STOP!" Naruto screeched.
"GET OFF! GET! AKAMARU, STOP HELPING HINATA!" Kiba yelled.
"So", Shikamaru stated as he started walking, "do you want to help them attack, or should we buy ice cream on the way home?"
"It depends. Are you willing to do me a HUGE favor to make Neji see the light?" Tenten replied.
"What light?"
"Well, he's quite obviously in love with me, and I'm quite obviously in love with him, but that paragraph of hurt back there was too much to ignore and therefore, he has some hurt coming to him. So are you going to help or not?"
"Well...duh."
Offense Number 1: Sunday.
Revenge: In Progress.
