Me: Sorry for not updating sooner -rubs back of neck sheepishly- my birthday was on the tenth so I didn't have the time to update!
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Important note:
Instead of the regularage stuff like freshman,sophomore, junior, senior, it goes like this, genin, chunin, Jonin, ANBU. Okay, got that? Great, that should makes things much easier.
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"Heeeellllloooooo!" shouted a man in green spandex. The twins blinked. Sakura stared as the man ran at them happily; the background somehow turned into a sunset. The siblings turned to each other with a nod.
When heart-eyed Gai was within a foot of them, they swiftly parted and elbowed his back. "It's so good to see such youthfulness!" Gai cried, his face buried in dirt. "Aye, it's good to see you too," Zetsu smirked; it was nice to see that Gai has not changed.
Gai bounced up. "I have not seen such youthful faces in years! How are you enjoying Fire Moon Academy?" Sakura grinned, "It's great but the students are weak." Zetsu nodded, "it's just pathetic." "That because they are chunin and you guys are roughly ANBU. But don't fear; they shall catch up by the time I'm done with them!" Gai yelled the last part so the class could hear.
He then galloped off to talk with some other students. Sakura snickered while Zetsu shook his head; same old Gai. Zetsu nudged his sister on the arm. "What?" "Have you noticed that the orange-haired guy keeps staring at us?"
Sakura looked, sure enough; a boy with orange hair was staring at them. "He's probably just curious," she suggested with a rub of her chin. Zetsu snorted but didn't say anything. He, instead, made a mental note to keep an eye on him.
"Class, attention! We have two new students!" whispers broke out of the class, "Shush! They are Haruno Zetsu and Haruno Sakura. For those who don't know, Zetsu is the one with the youthful green hair and Sakura's the one with the awesome pink hair. If you still don't know who they are, I have failed at being your sensei!" He cried whilst the class sweat-dropped.
"Okay, moving on, today shall be a surprise test of youth! You are going to do ten laps around the room then twenty laps on your hands!" Gai boasted with an 8-wit grin and thumbs up. Zetsu and Sakura smirked at each other. "The usual?" Sakura asked. "Oh yeah."
Abruptly, the siblings took off, racing around the large room. Four seconds later, they were done with the ten laps and now on their hands. It only took about ten seconds before they were in front of Gai, finished.
Gai sobbed in approval while the rest of the class was stunned. "Who won?" the twins questioned at the same time. They glared at each other. Gai scratched his chin. "Well, Sakura did but Zetsu had more youth. It's only fair to say it was a tie." The Harunos rolled their eyes but nodded. They would race again… and on a more fitting field.
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Sakura yawned and leaned into Zetsu. "I'm hungry," she whined. Zetsu sighed, "What am I suppose to do about it?" "Get food," came his short reply. He rolled his eyes; a habit that he seemed to picked up on when coming to the school.
The boy looked at his schedules; they had the same classes why did they need two? His eyes lit up. "We are in luck, we have lunch next." Sakura did a whoop and ran down the hall. She stopped and embarrassedly turned around.
"Uh, where is it?" Zetsu shrugged, "It's supposed to be in the middle of the school." The rosette ah'ed and threw her twin over her shoulder. She sped away, swiftly and silently like lightning.
Sakura was always the faster one but that was only without jutsu. If Zetsu wanted to, he could sink into the ground and reappear at their destination but he was lazy so he allowed her to carry him for now.
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The cafeteria was buzzing with noise when the siblings walked in. Zetsu saw that the wings all had different tables and no one dared to sit at a table with another Wing. "This place is messed up," he mumbled, getting in line.
Sakura nodded, gushing over the food. "I think I'll get some rice balls, some sushi and dango," she murmured merrily to herself. Zetsu chuckled at his sister's childish ways; sometimes she was just so innocent.
The boy looked around in revulsion, what was he suppose to eat? There was no human meat here and if there was, it would most likely be cooked. Sakura patted him on the back, "Don't worry, being here will kick the habit right out of you."
He ran his hand through his olive-colored hair. "When will you accept that I don't have a taste for anything but raw human meat?" Sakura huffed, "never! Now just ask the worker for some raw meat."
Zetsu rolled his eyes but did what he was told. After getting a traumatized look from the worker, he received some raw meat. He followed Sakura over to a table with some South Wings. They sat down, no attention to talk with the other students.
"Oi! You two!" a male voice tried to get them to notice him. That failed. A rice ball came flying at Sakura. Without looking, she caught the rice ball and crushed it. "What?" she growled, face full of sushi.
A boy with navy hair, bluish skin and coal eyes awkwardly grinned with a blush, "Uh, you guys are new, ne?" Zetsu raised his head from his meat. "Yes." Blood dripped from his mouth. The boy quickly looked away from him.
"I'm Hoshigaki Kisame and you are?" "I'm Haruno Zetsu and she's Haruno Sakura," answered Zetsu. The fish-teen gave a toothy grin then went back to eating his food. "So if she's your sister does that mean if a dude hit on her, you would kill him, un?" a boy with long blonde hair asked, popping up from behind Kisame.
Zetsu grunted, "yes, why?" The boy blushed. "Aha… no reasons, yeah. Oh and my name is Deidara, un." Sakura bowed in greeting. "Weird name. Have you heard anyone with that name?" She turned to her brother who shook his head, a hidden smirk on his lips.
"Hey, yeah! What's wrong with Deidara, un?" the blonde fumed. Sakura smirked. "Nothing, just the unpart, I have never come upon someone with the name Un."
"My name is not Un, it is Deidara, yeah!"
"So now it's Yeah? Stop changing your name!"
"I'm not; my name is Deidara, un!"
"See, you changed it again!"
"No I didn't, yeah!"
"Liar!"
"I am not, un!"
"Then what's your name?"
"Deidara….yeah."
Sakura huffed, "This is getting nowhere!"
The blonde nodded. "You think, un."
Sakura sighed, "Okay, do not speak, I'm going to say your names and you shake or nod your head if it's right or wrong. Do you got that?"
The blonde opened his mouth then closed it after hearing what she said. He then, nodded.
"Good. Is your name Un?"
The boy shook his head.
"Is your name Yeah?"
The boy shook his head again.
"Okay, so your name is Deidara?"
The boy nodded happily.
"Well then, it's a pleasure to meet you, Deidara." The blonde smiled, "The same goes for me, Sakura, yeah."
Unexpectedly, the sound of bells filled the food area. Sakura groaned, looking at her unfinished food; she never got to eat it. A light bulb clicked on in her head, she glanced from side to side. After deeming it safe, the rosette stuffed the leftover food in her pockets hastily.
The twins got up and put their trays on a counter that had "Put Trays Here" on it. "Oi, Zetsu, what do we have next?" Zetsu gazed at their schedules; again not seeing why they had two. "Hmm… we have Ninjutsu with Hatake Kakashi." "Ah, it seems like everyone from our past is here, ne?" Zetsu growled, "tch, you could say that again."
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