Konoha high Chapter Two

Deidara's POV

"Oh and where is this wimpy big brother of yours?"I sneered at the red-headed girl in front of. How do I look like a girl? I'm wearing the boys uniform! Wait she is to... but I know for a fact that she is a girl. From the way she talked and err.. looked.

" Right here" A voice said snapping me from my thoughts. It was a very familiar voice one I heard every day. It makes sense now, red hair and small. No way! I didn't know he had a sister. I turned around nervously and slowly.

" Hi Danna..." I rubbed the back of my head. He's going to kill me.

" 'Sori he hurt Gaara!" The girl said rushing over to the one called Gaara. Sasori turned his gaze from me to his sister and Gaara.

" What did you do Mai?" Sasori asked heading over to them, I followed with my head held high. I didn't want to seem like a coward.

" I asked if Blondie was a boy or a girl" Mai replied, then she began shaking Gaara. I would have snapped at the nickname but I wasn't in any position to" Gaara are you okay?" Gaara sat up rubbing his back where it had hit the lockers. He glared angrily up at me and I smirked down at him.

" I'm fine Maiha" So her name was Maiha not Mai. It's an unusual name that's for sure.

" For the future Deidara is a boy" Sasori no Danna explained to his sister. She nodded.

" I'm sorry" Maiha apologised to me, I noticed everyone had stopped staring and had gone back to whatever they were doing.

" It's okay yeah" Sasori glared up at me "What Danna?"

" Danna? As in master?" Maiha asked before grinning and nudging her brother" Is there something you want to tell me Sori?" Sasori stared at her before blushing slightly and glaring at her.

" What is she on about Danna? yeah" I asked not getting the silent conversation going on between the two siblings. Maiha burst out into a fit of laughter.

" I haven't seen you in a year and that's what you say to me" Sasori said calmly.

" Does someone mind explaining to me yeah?" I said getting frustrated.

" She asking if you and Sasori are together" Gaara said bluntly staring me, it took a few moments for that to process in my brain.

" WHAT THE HELL YEAH!" I shouted getting everyone's attention again. " What made you think that?" I could feel my face heating up and I knew I was a bright red.

" You called him Danna" She said smirking at my expression, I scowled at her angrily. " Calm down I was kidding... unless of course it's true" Before I could snap something smart back at her Sasori spoke.

" No it isn't true and what lesson are you meant to be in?"

" Art of course. I made sure to be in the same art class as you" Maiha grinned at Sasori as he nodded.

" Let's go then"

Time Skip Maiha's POV

" What are you doing with them?" Sasuke spat glaring at my brother and Deidara. I shared a look with Gaara.

"My last name is Akasuna if that helps" I said grinning at his shocked expression.

" You..." Naruto points at me then at Sasori " Him.."

" By the way you're looking at my brother I'm guessing you don't like him" Naruto jumped at my comment.

" Err... no that's not it.." Kakashi said avoiding eye contact.

" Yes we hate him" Sasuke said bluntly, I blinked and smirked.

" Well then if you hate him..." I began the three boys in front of me looked slightly scared but curious " Why don't I show you some extremely embarrassing photos of 'Sori?" I said tilting my head with an innocent expression on my face. Sasori stared at me as if daring me to do so.

" Yes! Believe it!" Naruto shouted joyfully causing me to laugh. I looked around the classroom and found no teacher. I walked over to the huge screen in front of the classroom and connected my phone to it. My photo gallery came up, clicking on Me and Sasori hundreds of pictures of us came up.

" First picture is of Sasori making his first puppet" I began but was cut off by Sasuke.

" What's so good about that?"

" If you look in the right hand corner you will see me with something special, next picture." I clicked the next picture on my phone revealing Sasori dressed up as Cinderella scowling a the camera. The class room erupted into laughter.

" Maiha! I'm going to kill you!" Sasori shouted charging at me only to be stopped by Deidara.

" Chill Danna yeah I want to see more" He laughed and I heard Sasori mutter traitor under his breath.

" This next one is a video, my favourite video of Sasori to be more accurate" I smirked at Sasori he knew what was coming " Us watching our first horror film"

START VIDEO

" Come on 'Sori it's not scary" A miniature me said to a shivering Sasori.

" But it is!" He argued and screamed loudly when a creepy clown popped up covered in blood. I laughed at the clown.

" It's not scary it's funny, I mean..." I screamed loudly making the sound echo off the walls " IT'S THE KILLER CLOWN!" Sasori began running around and screaming don't kill me while I giggled at his shocked expression. He opened the cupboard to climb in and hide but a load of Granny Chiyo's old puppets fell out. Sasori screamed yet again.

" THE CLOWN'S GOT ME! HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!" The mini me laughed.

" I thought you said you were going to protect me from the killer clown." The living room light was switched on and Granny Chiyo stormed in.

" What is going on here?" She stared at the screen as someone was sliced in half." Oh grow up Sasori it's not that scary." Sasori sniffed and muttered it is.

" Your sister isn't scared so why are you?" Of course the electricity decided this was the perfect time for a power cut.

" We're all going to die!"A scared Sasori screamed followed by evil laughter.

" Sasori I'm coming to get you" A creepy voice said though by its tone you could tell it was going to laugh at any second.

" Like I'll fall for that again Maiha" Sasori said.

" That's not me" Sasori screamed and ran out the room

" So did I do good?" A voice recognised as Gaara's asked.

" Good you were brilliant!"

" Maiha it's cruel to scare your brother" Granny Chiyo scolded.

" You cut the power didn't you?"

" Of course I did my wonderful granddaughter"

END VIDEO

Everyone in the room was laughing at the video while Sasori was fuming.

" MAIHA!" I jumped at his tone and quickly unplugged my phone and ran around the classroom with Sasori close behind me. I went on one end of the table and him on the other.

" I'm going to kill you!" Sasori snarled.

" Not if you can't catch me" I grabbed a large bucket of thick green paint and ran round the table at Sasori pouring the contents of the bucket all over him. " Are you okay 'Sori? Your looking a little green" Sasori grinned before taking blue paint and spilling it over me. I gasped as I felt the cold liquid cover my body.

" Thanks Sori, I was thinking that this uniform needed something to it" Next thing I knew someone had poured more paint onto me.

" That's for asking if I was a girl yeah" Deidara said grinning down at me.

" Can I have a hug Dei?" I said but he didn't get a chance to reply because I had wrapped my arms around him covering in paint. Letting go I ran away 'accidently' knocking red paint over Gaara. " Hey it matched your hair" He reached for a bucket of paint and threw it at me which I skilfully dodged. It ended up covering Kakashi and his as Sakura put it dirty book.

" YOU!" He shouted glaring at Gaara flames of anger surrounding his body, Kakashi also got a bucket of paint and chucked it at Gaara but being as smart as he is Gaara hid behind Naruto and Sasuke.

" KAKASHI-SENSEI!" They said at the same time also taking buckets of paint and before we knew we were having a paint war. Everyone joined in even shy little Hinata seemed to be enjoying herself as she threw paint at Naruto who flicked some back in return. Aw they would make such a cute couple. We soon ran out of paint and moved on to oil pastels and permanent markers.

Unfortunately the teacher had to ruin our fun. " What are you doing!"She shouted her red eyes blazing with anger.

" Having an art fight duh?" I said stating the obvious since she didn't seemed to be able to do it herself.

" Who are you?" She asked narrowing her eyes at me.

" Maiha Akasuna what about you?" Her eyes lit up with realisation.

" Kurenai. Oh yes I've heard about you from Orochimaru according to him you're quite the troublemaker"

" Troublemaker? me? No! I'm just a sweet little girl who works with explosives by the way in about five seconds your desk is going to blow up" I said smiling sweetly, she looked at me in confusion. Five... Four... Three... Two... and BOOM! The desk blew up sending shards of the desk everywhere. Everyone stared at where the desk once was.

" Why did you that?" She shouted angrily at me" Do you know how many important documents were in that thing?"

" You mean those things" I pointed towards a pile a papers and books on a desk in the corner. I watched as relief flooded into her eyes then Kurenai glared at me fury showing in her eyes and I turned around.

" Why did you do it?" She demanded ignoring the snickers coming from around the class room. Some people find the weirdest things funny.

" Because true art is an explosion"