(Edd P.O.V.)

I watched them walk away from my new house, smirking to myself. 'Oh, yeah, this is gonna be fun.'

I turned around.'Fuck, I forgot what color I was going to paint my walls.' I looked around. 'Screw it, I'll just paint them black'

"Don't you dare drop that cage!"

OK, so I'm a little protective my stuff, but hey if you had a life like mine you would be, too, I mean, I payed at least 400$ for that pet cage, anyway, so I have a right to be protective!

I heard the man muttering under his breath,"Fuck off..."

"I heard that!"

I got into the back of the moving truck and grabbed a few...important bags-

And almost dropped them.

One of the movers was sitting on my purple. Velvet. Chair.

Oh,Hell, no!

"Get off of that! It was made in Occupied Japan! Do you know how bloody hard it is to find things from that era?"

The man just looked at me like I was insane, still just sitting there!

My eye twitched.

I walked over to him and and said, in an overly-calm tone, "Get your lazy ass up, or, I swear on My loyalty to My God, I will make you!"

The man simply arched a brow as if he didn't believe me.


Eddy's P.O.V.

I've been gay ever since I can remember. The only person I've told is Ed, because, one, I know he won't tell anybody, and, two, I never had the courage to tell anyone else. I know Ed will keep that secret because he's kept so many of my other secrets, such as me having Playgirl magazines between my mattresses. He's a really good friend, but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, if you know what I mean.

Anyways, back to the here, and the now.
At the moment I'm watching our new neighbor order around a bunch of moving men. For someone with his looks, one wouldn't be able to tell he was the bossy type. He looks like he would be a more lied back and relaxed kind of person.

I sighed and stood up

"Mom, I'm going over to Ed's house!"

"Be back by 10!"

I walked out the door, made sure my mom wasn't looking, and took off toward the new kid's house. Technically, I wasn't lying when I said 'Ed's House', his name was Eddward, too.
I was walking toward him, and I heard him yell something very rude to the movers, then say something else to himself.

That second thing was: "Why the hell is it so fucking hot here?"

"Well, it could be because you are wearing a jacket, and, from the looks of it, two shirts," I answered, smiling.

He gasped and turned around with wide eyes.

"...Why the hell where you sneaking up behind me just now?"

"I was going to walk on by, but your question distracted me"

"Where were you going?"

"A little nosy, are we?"

He crossed his arms over his chest, huffed, and said,"Yes, and I am damn proud of my nosiness. Thank you very much!"

I raised an eyebrow, "huffy, too? This might be fun..."

He looked at me strangely,"Oh, you have no idea..."


Edd's P.O.V.

"You have no idea,"I said, smirking.

"Alllllll righty, then."

'Damn, he's cute,' I thought, looking him over yet again.

When he realized I was staring, he blushed and looked away.

"So, where were you headed?" I asked.

"A friend's house," he answered.

I raised an eyebrow,"Friend? Or more?"

"Just a friend," He answered, quite quickly.

"You answered a bit too fast."I smirked.

"HEY EDDY!"

"Holy shit!" I'm not good with surprises, deal with it.

"Hey Ed," Eddy answered, lifting a hand in greeting.

"Who's this?" Asked the boy whom I did not know.

"Ed, this is-"

"Eddward." I said My own name quite coldly, which I haven't felt the need to do in years.

They looked at me and then to each other with confused faces.

"Sorry, I have mood swings sometimes." I looked at Eddy, then to his friend. "Deal with it."

I turned around and my eyes widened.

"PUT THAT BAG DOWN! IT HAS... er,... personal things!"

I marched toward the movers and said,"Just get everything out of the damn truck, I'll put it all inside.

"Fine."

I grabbed my bag and went inside.

'Why must my employees all be complete idiots?' I thought to myself.

"Ummm... I guess we'll see you Monday at school!"I heard Eddy yell before I closed the door.

I paused, turned around, and winked at Eddy, saying,"Yeah, see ya."