Author's Note: Sorry for making you guys wait. I'm sorry I got preoccupied with school, The Fox and the Raccoon, depression, and my reading.
So I have come to tell you three things. First, I highly recommend you to read a masterpiece manga named Onani Master Kurosawa and also to read It's Kind of A Funny Story by Ned Vizzini(God bless his soul). They have changed my grand perspective of life and that a crazy man who is bad can do good things and change people.
Second, I was going to completely not do this story because not a lot of people liked it and I thought I was being a bad author which lands me into number three. All of my doubts were washed away when I got two reviews. The first review was from fullmetalfan2 which totally surprised me and in which I thank.
The second one was highly and astronomically impossible to fucking happen. Let me say that one of my dreams when I started being serious in writing fanfictions was for one person that I was inspired by to write a story to just either pm me or review and I would just fucking be happy. So I would like to give a special thank you to so much, MarionX! First off, I'm sorry I got your gender wrong. Second, HUGS X over 9000 for you. Lastly, third you have no idea how much that means to me. That single review got me out of my depression and made me happy so thank you. Words can't describe how I feel so, ='). So after reading my story read her story, Shades of Envy. It's a wonderful story technically a masterpiece for me since I favorite it. And I really, really, really hope it continues.
Anyways I dragged this author's note for as long as I can get. I just needed to get this off my chest
So back to the story
Edward was in his hospital bed as his arm was still injured and he couldn't use his auto mail as the ones in his room were Maria Ross and Denny Brosch who apparently saved him after he was knocked out by Envy.
He suddenly blushed as he remembered, Shit! Why am I remembering that asshole now?! He suddenly remembered Envy's kiss on his lips. He poofed red and shook his head violently, I don't know why that happened but- He didn't know that he touched his lips, It was kind of nice and his lips were-
He then started banging his head backwards to the bed, No! NO! NO! NO! Brosch and Ross just sweat dropped then Brosch whispered to Ross, "Ne, Ross, what do you think is wrong with Hanareno." Ross then said, "I don't know he just started blushing and then... Oh my... You don't think?"
Brosch then knew from what Ross was talking about, "I don't know Ross, I mean even though he's short. He might get a girl because he's a state alchemist."
By then Edward stopped banging his head and then Brosch asked, "Ne, Hanareno, what happened to you in Research Laboratory 5?" Edward used all of his willpower to not blush, "Uru-" He then winced in pain from his arm.
It took a while but Edward then sighed as he finally calmed down, "So what happened to Research Laboratory 5." Ross then said, "Uh..." She then whispered to her companion, "How do we tell him" He then said, "Better tell him the truth."
Ed was growing impatient and had an angry tick, "Oy! What are you whispering about?! Tell me!"
The two officers simultaneously bowed, stood up straight and spoke at the same time, "We are sorry for our rude behavior later, Fullmetal Alchemist."
Ross then slapped Edward which made Ed (AN: I don't know the face that Ed made in episode 9 so tell me so that I will revise it.) shocked. Ross then said, "Doing whatever you wanted... If things had gone badly, you would have died!"
Ed was still shocked to hear this from Ross. She still continued, "Instead of trying to do everything by yourselves, rely on the people around you!" Ed then became depressed and didn't look at the two officers in front of him as Ross still continued, "It wouldn't hurt to trust your elders, don't you think?"
Ed still was depressed at learning from what Ross says. The two officers then straightened out and said, "That is all!" That shocked Edward as the two again spoke, "Please forgive our rude language and violence toward a higher- ranking officer, sir!"
Edward then said, "N-No... My fault..." He then returned back to his original state as Ross said, "Punishment... for the slap, sir?" Ed then snapped back and answered, "No, I wouldn't dream of it!"
The two then calmed down as they both thought that they would get punished for hitting and talking back to a high ranking officer. Ed sweat dropped, "Why do you guys try to be so considerate around me?"
Ross then answered, "Because being a State Alchemist is equivalent to being a major in the army." Brosch then nodded as Ed said, "I didn't get my state qualification for something like that. You guy don't need to be so polite to me, either."
Ross who became happy said, "Oh, really?" Brosch then said, "Wow, all those times have been a waste, haven't they?" Edward then thought, What a quick change!
Edward then reminded himself about Al, "Oh... now that I think about it, where's Al?"
In Central but in the underground and in his own chamber was Envy who was seriously pissed off. He then kicked the wall which made a hole.
Why am I thinking of the chibi?! That fucking runt is so- Flashes of the heated kiss suddenly appeared in Envy's mind and he blushed again and then he kicked another hole in the wall. What the fuck is wrong with me?! Am I think of him?! Hah! There's no way I'm turning into a fucking homo!
He then touched his body as he noticed the bulge in his pants. What the fuck is wrong with me?! Ha!
He then started beating up the poor wall as the door to his room was opened and out came the same woman who was with him at Research Laboratory 5. She then sighed, "What's the reason why you're doing this to a defenseless wall."
She then smiled, "Did something happen with the Hanareno brat, that you're not even telling me, Envy?"
Envy then snorted and said, "Shut up Lust. Stop meddling with other people's business, you bitch!"
Lust then had an angry tick on her face as she continued, "So to get back to the main reason. Why were you beating the wall?" Envy then answered, "I don't know I just felt like beating this up. I needed some stress release."
Lust then sighed and said, "Whatever just get out, Father is calling us and especially you." Envy then waved her hand, "Hai, hai. See yah bitch!" Lust then had an angry tick in her head and slammed the door closed creating cracks at the wall.
Envy then started laughing and rolling on his sides and then wiped a tear as he suddenly also had other flashes of Hanareno's face. Maybe I'll visit chibi-chan after this.
Envy then left her room and started walking to where Father was. She then turned up to where he was and he saw Lust, Gluttony and Wrath there. He then asked, "Sloth's not back yet." Wrath then nodded, "He is still busy digging up the tunnels."
Envy then shouted, "Otou-sama, what's this all about?" Lust then said, "Oy, Envy, can you please shut up?! You're annoying and my sensitive ears will hurt."
Envy then had several ticks on his face and said in a mocking tone, "Oh I'm sorry for hurting your ears, old hag!" Lust then attacked Envy with some of her spears and Envy dodged them, "You know I'm just going to kick your ass." Envy then said, "Fine by me, obaa-san!"
Lust then gained several angry ticks on her face as she lunged and started attacking. Envy just kept on dodging but then he remembered when he had this much fun was teasing Edward. He just started blushing and his loss of concentration was fatal as Lust's spears stabbed Envy's kidneys.
She then retracted them as Envy started regenerating and a voice echoed throughout the room, "It is bad for children to be fighting in front of their father."
Lust stopped fighting and immediately apologized, "I'm sorry for my actions, otou-sama." Envy then said, "Yeah, me too."
A man with blonde hair with tubes in his back stood up and spoke, "It is forgiven. Now I have a specific job for you Envy."
"What is it, Father. Do I get to start another war, a bloody crest. Oh, all this destruction makes me so excited!" Envy said in excitement. Lust snorted, "Just another child waiting to play with his toys."
Envy was going to say something but Father's voice echoed throughout the entire room, "Enough!"
The two homunculus stopped arguing as Father continued, "Now for the job. Envy, since you are skilled at infiltrations, I want you to do an undercover mission-" Envy whined at this, "Please don't give me this, it's too-"
Father then coughed slightly and made Envy stop talking, "-now where was I. Oh yes. The undercover mission that you are to do is a long-term one. You are to watch over the precious sacrifices and make sure that they won't interfere with our plans."
Envy then asked, "So who is it? Is it the guy who looks exactly like you?" Father then smugly said, "No, no, Homenheim is somewhere but he isn't what I'm thinking about."
He then continued, "I heard that one of the research laboraties about the philosopher's stone. Was invaded by the Elric brothers." Envy then assumed, "So you want me to spy on the two Elric brothers, then."
Father then said, "No, no." He then pointed at Wrath, "Apparently Wrath has told me that the tall Elric brother just follows the other one. So the mission is for you to blend in and hopefully make the other Elric brother become companions with you and have him avoid this until the Promised Day. Then it is all good."
Envy was on cloud nine when Father told him to be with Edward, Fuck yeah! This is a dream come true. Finally I can torture my beloved chibi-chan.
Edward suddenly shivered in terror as Al asked, "Nii-san, is something wrong?" Edward said, "Nah, there's nothing wrong." Why do I feel like I'm going to be fucked up?!
Envy then said, "I'll take it father." Father then said, "Ok, so get-" Envy immediately left the room and Father without saying a word just sat down in his chair and the rest of the homunculus left but leaving Lust to wonder, What the fuck is wrong with Envy?! I want to find out
It was late at night and there was a predator that was going to catch his prey. Envy got out of the sewers of Central and came out from an alley way.
Envy then shape shifted to a girl with long green hair and a very nice figure. (AN: Basically Envy if he was a girl. This androgynous thing is really confusing me.) He then headed towards the hospital; Chibi-chan must be here. She then entered the hospital and headed to the reception desk and asked, "Good morning, I am looking for someone."
The girl at the reception desk then looked up to see Envy in her form. "Oh, um, what's this person's name?" Envy then thought, Shit! I don't know his name other than being the Fullmetal Alchemist. How do I deal with this?!
An idea came to Envy's idea, Maybe I should say he's my special someone. These human girls always like it when it's about relationships (AN: I am not saying that women are like this, it's just my experience from watching anime. Please don't hate me!)
Envy then said, "He's the Fullmetal Alchemist-" The reception girl then said, "Um, I'm afraid people like that can't be visited without permission or are you close to him."
Envy confidently said, "Yes, he's my lover!" The reception girl then blushed, "Oh, ok, then he's in –um- the second-um- floor on the third door to the right." Envy then flashed a smile, "Ok, thanks, and may I ask?"
The girl then said, "Yes." Envy then said, "Are you perhaps, in love with the Fullmetal Alchemist." The reception girl then poofed read and fainted which caused several nurses to revive her.
Envy then went into the elevator and started laughing; These humans are so easy and gullible. She then got out of the elevator and then started walking the hallway of the second floor.
He then was in front of the door of where Edward was, Gotta turn into a nurse, first before I go in. Envy then turned into a nurse but had the same features before.
He was going to open a door, "Hey, who are you?" Envy then turned around and saw that there was a doctor with short brown hair and glasses and had tanned skin. The doctor then said, "Are you the nurse assigned to Edward Elric."
Envy was shocked, So his name is Edward. Ok. Envy then coughed a bit, "Yes, I am the new nurse here. I was also assigned to take care of Edward for the time being."
The doctor then said, "Oh, ok. Then can you get his brother out of here. Visiting hours are over." The doctor then proceeded to walk down the hallway.
Envy then sighed, I knew humans are easy but I never realized that they were this dumb. He then opened the door and saw the two Elric brothers talking to each other and they were unaware of him. He then saw his prey.
He smiled as he coughed to make his presence known. The Elric brothers instantly looked at the new nurse and Alphonse asked, "Oh, um why are you here?"
Envy then said, "I am here to tell you guys that visiting hours are over." Al then said, "Is that so?" Envy just smiled and nodded, then Al said, "Well, nii-san I'll be back in the morning. Have a good night." Edward then said, "You too, Al."
Al then opened the door and closed it as his footsteps where not in the hallway anymore. Ed then said, "So what are you here for, nurse. Is it time to check my diagnostics, take a blood sample, check my automai if it's ok, or a sponge bath."
Envy then smiled, "I'm here to see you-" He then let go of his girlish voice and with his normal voice, "-o chibi-chan!"
Edward in true horror could only say, "En...vy..." Envy then slowly walking and said, "I knew you remembered me."
Edward was sweating buckets at this point and he couldn't move because he was too afraid, "So... what are... you gonna... do to me."
Envy then had a sadistic smile as he was really close to Edward's bed and then whispered in his ear, "I'm going to have my fun with you."
Edward tried to move but winced in pain. Envy suddenly pounced on Edward and was on top of him and put all his weight on him to stop him from escaping. He then returned to his original form.
Envy then said, "I got you, o chibi chan~" Ed couldn't get out because his auto mail was useless and he was still injured. Fighting would be useless so he decided to wait for the opportunity.
Envy then placed his butt on Ed's crotch and the blonde suddenly turned red. Envy with still a sadistic smile on, "I knew it. You did remember me! I'm so happy to be here with..." He then blew hot breath on his neck which made the blond jump a little which caused his crotch to hit Envy's butt.
Envy then continued, "... you." Edward got redder when he heard that word and his heartbeat increased, "What... do... you want... with me?!"
Envy then said, "Can't you tell. I want to torture you." Edward was conflicted with his feelings, What the hell is this. He's probably going to kill me but why am I so happy that he's with me right now. Something was rising up from beneath, Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Go down! Hope he doesn't-
Envy suddenly grinned, "I knew you were happy to see me but-" He grabbed a hold of Edward's boner and said, "- I didn't know you were this happy." As he licked his lips, Edward tried in all his willpower not to react to that, -Fuck!
Envy then said, "Maybe we'll have our fun now." Edward tried to resist but it was all stopped when Envy licked his collarbone causing him to shiver. Envy then said, "There's part one and here's the next part."
Edward didn't stop as Envy lifted off his shirt and threw it on the ground next to the bed. Envy then trailed Ed's body with slow kisses from his neck all the way to his stomach. He then teased Ed's right nipple causing the blond to moan, "E-En-vy... Ah!"
Envy then decided to nip the same nipple causing the response. He then looked at Ed's face which was red and sweating like crazy. He then sadistically smiled again, "How was it? Did you like it?! I can do more because you are mine." He said the last line with a growl. This caused the blonde to blush again.
Ed then thought, Eh! Whatever! Fuck this! Without word Ed grabbed Envy's head and pulled it towards him, "Hey, wh-" Envy was interrupted when Ed kissed his lips ferociously and his tongue just entered Envy's mouth.
He then swept Envy and ended up being on top of him. Not even minding the pain from his injuries. He heatedly kissed Envy as the homunculus was shocked, I never knew that chibi-chan was like this. You can be a fun thing to play with.
The kiss lasted like forever between the two as their lips drew apart from each other with a trail of saliva on their mouths. Envy then said as Ed was still breathing heavily and blushing, "I'll give you that, chibi- chan, but-"
Envy then slightly punched him at the stomach and then he flipped him over and said, "-it's my turn now." Envy was about to savor Ed but stopped when Ed's finger was on his mouth, "First, why are you here anyway? I don't believe this is just to have fun with me."
Envy then sighed and said, "Who knew chibi-chan could be smart?" Edward had an angry tick, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT HE CAN'T HAVE FRIENDS WITH WORMS!" Envy then started laughing and fell off the bed as he held his sides and started rolling around.
Ed looked at the laughing homunculus, "Uh... Envy."
Envy stopped laughing and stood up smiling as he wiped his eyes from the tears of joy. That sight made Ed blush deeper as he muttered, "Beautiful."
Envy trying not to blush because he heard that got back to the usual position which was him on top of Edward. He then said, "Fine. I'll tell you what I'm here for then can we get back to the fun." Ed then thought of his choices, Do I go for the information?! What kind of question is that?! Of course, I'd do it. I'll endure his fun, for now.
Ed then said, "Ok, ok. Just give me what I need and I'll give you what I need." Envy then answered in a lustful tone, "Fine. Remember I get what I want."
Envy then cleared his throat, "After I destroyed Research Laboratory 5. We went back to our Father and he gave me a mission." Ed then said, "What kind of mission?"
Envy said, "My mission is-" The door suddenly opened and Al came in and said, "Oh, nii-san, I forgot something and-"
Al then saw the nurse he saw earlier and his brother topless and sweating. Al then said, "Nii-san... topless... nurse..." The armor then fainted and fell backwards as Edward immediately got his brother and Envy went back to his original form.
Envy then said, "Whew. Good thing I'm fast at doing this." Ed then sighed and gently placed his brother on the couch and went back to bed and looked at Envy, "So you were saying."
Envy then said, "-my mission is to be with you."
Ed then violently shouted, "NANI!"
Well that's all for my new chapter and if anyone has any problems with the long ass author's note. That's just who I am and I said I needed to get this off my chest.
Thank you to anyone who has supported this story with a view, a favorite, follow, or a review or maybe even giving a private message. Thank you so much!
Signing off and see you guys.
Envy: Well since the author is gone. We can have our time, sweet Ed~ward-chan.
Edward: WHAT! I thought you were against this!
Envy: Well I was (Gets closer to Edward)
Envy: Until that kiss, chibi-chan!
(Edward then runs as Envy chases him.)
Edward: Author, help me!
Envy: No one is going to help you, chibi-chan. Prepare yourself.
NigmaShady: Not even going to try. That is for Conqueror of Shambhala. God that was a horrible one! Bye minna!
