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Rating: T

Time: Present

Title: Drunk


"Smallville!" Lois stood up uneasily a big smile plastered on her face, and a bottle of Champaign in the other hand.

"Oliver!" Clark yelled as he took in Lois in his site.

Oliver walked guilty towards Clark, and turned to glare at Bart and Victor who were giggling like school girls from the kitchen.

"I told you to keep her away from the alcohol." Clark sent a glance at Lois who was laughing at the empty bottle, and then sent a full on glare at Oliver.

"Clark, she is a grown woman! She can drink if she wants. It is New Year's… People generally have a glass."

"Yes, she can drink, but I don't think people generally drink the WHOLE bottle by themselves. She was just worried about me and now she will be paying for it in the morning!"

"I'm sorry… but we couldn't say no to her. Tess kept…"

"Tess wasn't supposed to let her into watchtower."

"Lois kinda crept in…"

"A room full of superheroes and you can't keep my fiancée in a separate room." Clark scoffed.

"Hey! She is army trained!" Bart joined the conversation. Clark sent him a flaming glaze. "She threatened to kick me in my manhood if I didn't give her the key to mini-bar." Bart gulped.

"Why didn't you just run away?"

"Dude… She would find a way to get me sometime when I'm least expecting it!"

"Bar-" But Clark has cut off by Lois hysterically laughing.

"Hahaha! Sorry… I was just thinking about last night when…" She sucked in a breath and then started laughing again. "When Smallville was tickling me and-" But she was cut off my Clark's hand, who's whole body was blushing red.

Everyone in the room was laughing.

"Dude, I want to hear the end of this story!" Bart laughed

"Smallville!" She huffed out as she pushed his hand away. She turned to yell at him, but it was if she just realized he was safe and home from the mission. She grabbed him by the jacket and attacked his mouth. Clark kissed her back with the same passion, until he heard the whistles and woots from inside the room.

Clark coughed nervously and straightened out before turning back to his audience. Lois pulled his ear down to her lips.

"I think it's time for some New Year's tonsil hockey." She raised her eyebrow seductively. Clark blushed again.

"Anyways… I think I'm going to take her home… her stomach is probably going to start emptying soon and I don't think you want it all over the… CarPET!" He turned to glare at Lois who grabbed his butt as said carpet which made carpet come out of his mouth in a shierk.

Bart and Victor were falling to the floor in laughter. Oliver had a knowing smirk on his face.

"Yeah… You should take her home before the children, "He turned to send an amused look at Bart and Victor, "See something children shouldn't see."

Clark smirked at Oliver, and scooped Lois up into his arms.

Lois laughed as Clark walked across the room. "Goodbye everybody… I'm taking Smallville home to-" But her voice was cut off by Clark speeding out of the room.

"Lois is hilarious when she is drunk! She makes Clark so nervous." Victor laughed so hard he was crying.

"Man, Lois makes it sound like Clark is a freak." Bart laughed too.

Victor and Oliver both grimaced. "I don't think I wanted to know that." Oliver said to Bart.

"Well me either… but I-"

Oliver just shook his head at Bart. "Oh, and don't think that Clark will forget to kick your ass for letting Lois get into the bar."

"Hey! You didn't take the bottle from her!" Bart said angrily.

"Yes, but Clark doesn't know that." Oliver smiled. "I think it was better for Lois anyways to be drunk out of her mind then to sit there worrying about Clark… But he doesn't know that."


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