Steve was crying as said before his shield was forgotten at the mansion. "PLEASE CAN WE GO BACK AND GET IT" he wailed. Batman, being the ever-prepared bat that he was, said "whoever in favour of collecting the crying man's shield say aye" and only Thor said "aye" "TONY WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY AYE" Steve gasped. Tony just looked at the sky looking cool. He was playing hard to get. Steve sobbed even harder. His face was red and blotchy and his eyes were starting to go puffy. Tony sighed and gave him a tissue. But Steve was a SUPER SOLDIER so he cried SUPER TEARS and the tissue was so soggy that it disintegrated within a second. Steve cried even more because now he didn't even have a tissue. Batman was now getting angry (as always) and he looked at his bat-watch. Some of the guys had actually sat on the ground because Steve was taking so long to calm himself. Suddenly Robin appeared out of nowhere remember that there would be more on robin later well here is more about robin. Batman had summoned Robin through telekinesis and Robin had Steve's shield. Steve SNATCHED the shield from Robin and hugged it to his chest kissing it and hugging it. "Sometimes I think you love that shield more than me" Tony said. "WHAT" GASPED SUPERMAN "WHAT" GASPED BRUCE "WHAT" GASPED CLINT "WHAT" GASPED AN UNASSUMING CIVILIAN "WHAT" GASPED BARACK OBAMA "WHAT" GASPED THE STEVE/TONY SHIPPERS "WHAT" GASPED THE TONY/BRUCE SHIPPERS AND THEN THE WORLD EXPLODED and there was nothing left for the superheroes to save anymore the end
