Chemistry was hard. Especialy for people who wore shades that were so tinted he could mix up liquid oxygen for uranium. If it weren't for Jade Harley Dave would have failed chemistry a long time ago.

Jade and Dave sat at their table going through the process of the experiment, when Dave decided to help a bro out.

"So Jade, John is in a bit of a tight spot right now and needs some help that I don't think I could give, do you think you could talk to him after school?"

"Yeah sure, hey can you start the budseon burner?"

"Ok, hey can I see your notebook?"

"Here, anyway so what does John need help with? Hand me that petrie dish."

"He is having some girl problems, wait the one with the sand or the water?"

"Sand, now I thought you were the 'girl expert' why does he need my help?"

"Here, hey don't put your hand so close to the flame! Thing is John is derpy pranky,and "funny" I am sleek, smooth, and ironic. We are playing with diffrent decks my tactics probably won't work near as good for him. Plus I can't understand his taste in girls... Hey is that supposed to be bubbling?"

"Yeah I think so... Ok I'll try to help him out."

"Wait no that's definatly not supposed to be bubbling..."

John sat at his table trying to follow what his partner was saying

"Fir2t you are 2uppo22ed to heat the sand then pour iit iinto the fiilm iimbeciile!"

"I'm trying yeeash. Don't have to be so harsh about it, why arn't you doing anything?"

"Becau2e you ungrateful whelp thii2 cla22 wa2 2hort a 2tudent 2o ii voluntered to help the odd 2tudent out. ii don't get a grade only college crediit."

"Well I don't need your help!"

"Ye2 you do."

"I was doing just fine till you started being an asshole."

"Oh yeah then tell me ii2 that 2uppou2ed to be bubbliing?"

"I think so..."

"iit ii2n't"

Oh yeah student bio:

Sollux Captor self-proclaimed smartest guy in school. Sollux is Mituna's twin brother, and the two have a bitter rivalry. Sollux claims he is smarter, Mituna also claims to be smarter. Odds are they have identical IQ's Sollux is among Karkat's cronies, he is the brain of their 'outfit' any way he is in the archery club, and is Karkat's partner on the Tennis team for doubles matches. He is a bit of an asshole in John's opinion. But is widely respected by the student body, he is tied with Dave and Dirk Strider for the title of "Coolest Guy in School."

By the end of class, Sollux had to intervene with John's failed attempts and do the experiment himself, while Jade and Dave just barely had enough time to get it right.

John met up with Jade and Dave after class and started heading towards the cafeteria Dave started

"So, anyone else think our teacher is a dick?"

John replied

"I don't think so but that experiment seemed really hard and pointless. It didn't help that Sollux was being a jerk."

Dave looked at John

"No Sollux is cool, you were just being a derpy kid."

"Hey!"

Jade stepped in

"So that aside, I met a new girl in my first period class today, can I invite her to sit with us?"

Dave replied "If it is ok with John."

"Sure why not."

"Ok sure."

While Jade went looking for her friend John and Dave found their seats and started eating.

"So John I convinced Jade to help you with your girl problem."

"Problem? What problem?! I don't have a problem!"

"Dude you want to get some action and you can't thats a problem. Ok anyway, I'm going to help you find a good girl for you and Jade will help you woo her."

"Ugh... Whatever. So how will you help me find a girl?"

"Well first you just need to look around for a girl to catch your eye ok?"

"Fine." John begains to scan the room looking for anyone who really got his attention.

"This is hopeless... Hey!"

"Find some one?"

"Yeah three rows to the left, standing up white hair, black tanktop, long purple skirt."

"No."

"Why not?"

"First she has horrible fashion. Secound she is a gothic horrorterror worshiper."

"I think she is pretty."

"She is a 6 at best."

"She is more than that!"

"No she isn't."

"Well Jade isn't much of a looker either is she?"

"No Jade is so cute she is sexy. She is off the charts adorable and good looking. Don't compare her to "Tentacle the rapist" besides she has a lot of personality to go with her cute face."

"Wait tentacle the rapist?"

"That horrorterror girl's chumhandle is "tentacletherapist" which has all the same letters in the same order as "tentacle the rapist" it is just the matter of a space."

"Ok what ever, do you know what she likes to do?"

"Rape your mind with phycological bullshit."

"Hey look Jade is coming!"

"So who is here friend... God no. Jade I told you not to drag in trash. Bad girl."

"Ugh Daaaaaaaaaaave she is nice!"

The girl looked at Dave

"You know what Jade I will see you another time."

John blurted out "Wait!"

The girl looked at him

"Why?"

"I'm sure you just gave Dave a bad first impression, stick around for a bit, it could be fun!"

Jade looked at the girl

"Please Rose!"

"Fine. If 'cool kid' here will let me."

"No, get lost goth."

Jade clung to Dave'sa rm

"Please let her sit with us Dave!"

"No."

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!."

"No."

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!"

"Still no."

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!"

"Fine! What ever. But is she tries to probe our minds she has to leave."

Jade let go of Dave's arm and hugged him and buried her face in his shirt,

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Rose looked at Dave "Thanks 'cool kid' you are soooooo kind."

"Shut up elderitch monk."

John looked at Rose, he wanted to say something cool and hard broiled, or funny and clever. Instead he said...

"Hi."

"Hello, what was your name again?"

"My name is John, John Eggbert!"

"I am Rose Lalonde, it is nice to meet you."