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Where did you put my skull? Were you jealous of us because I took him on an investigation instead of you? SH

You had an investigation? And no, I didn't take him, Mrs. Hudson must've.

Don't be a child, I know you have him.

Why would I take him?

Because that is where I keep my cigarettes. I need them.

You said you quit.

I still need them.

Nope, you cannot have them, they are bad for you.

You only live once, John.

Apparently you don't.

You still hold that over me. It was only three years.

Yes, I still hold that over you, but if you really wish I will find your damn skull when I get back home.

Good. I knew you would see it my way. Which is the right way.

Are they for an experiment?

Sure, to see how nicotine keeps me alert and focused for a case.

I see that you've learned sarcasm now.

Don't be naïve.

I guess that means Lestrade will be cigarette free longer than you.

No Lestrade was smoking one outside a pub last night.

Oh? Is he alright?

Of course, his wife is leaving him. Apparently that makes him upset.

Did you say anything to him? Also I'm on my to the store, do you need anything?

I told him, that is why he was smoking, I presume. Was that bad? We need milk and jam. You ate all the jam. You really need to control that and cake. Mycroft came over.

Yes that was bad. Are you sure that we need milk?

Yes we need milk. I didn't pick up milk the last time you told me to.

Sigh… I also presume that you haven't found the skull?

I found it but my cigarettes were not there.

Hmmm I wonder what could have happened to them?

I found them in your room. You are horrible at hiding things John.

And yet you wanted me back to find them for you. Also stay out of my room.

Bored! I need more ammo for the gun. I used it all on the wall.

No, I refuse to buy more ammo for you.

God! What if a criminal comes into our flat?

Use your harpoon.

Or your massive intellect.

Mrs. Hudson made me get rid of it.

Of your massive intellect? Do tell me how she did that.

What are you implying?

Nothing, nothing at all.

I can understand sarcasm John.

Really?

I am tired of this conversation. It is just mindless rambling. Goodbye John.