Harvest Moon Farm Interviews

The citizens of Waffle island part 2

*Max and Roxie sipping tea outside the sundae inn*

Me: *Acting posh* Hmm, what a mighty fine day it is.

Max: *Looking very normal for a cat wearing a monocle*Yes, quite.

Me: A great day for a *Menacing look on face* murder.

Maisie: What!

Me: Oh hello young lady.

Maisie: Roxie, you can't do this!

Me: That's Rebecca, Flossington, Humphy the 3rd to you peasant.*kicks her in the knee*

Maisie: Owch! Roxie get a grip, you're not a murderer!

Me: In the real world no. In the gaming, yes. And any way my chicken minions have already assembled. Come along Max, we must interview Gill before he dies.

Max: *puts on his top hat, fake moustache and takes his cane* Bye, bye commoner.

Maisie: But?

Gill

*We arrive at his house*

Gill: Hello , *looks at Max* Um, is this a friend of yours?

Me: *ignoring him and walking into the house* Can't talk Blondie we've got business.

Gill: Um. Right.

Max: I am Maximillian 8th in line to the man in the moon. We're here about…

Me: About…

Max: the… MILK!

Gill: The milk.

Me: He sees through us, give him the tomatoes, give him the tomatoes!

Max: *takes out tomatoes from his conveniently placed brief case* Can we tempt you.

Gill: Oh tomatoes! *starts eating* did you make these Rebecca, they are to die for

Me: Oh really well it's a special tomato, blood tomatoes, to be exact.

Gill: Oh really. Well anyway what was this about milk?

Me: milk?

Max: Oh, well… *Whispers* Rebecca when are the ninja chickens going to strike.

Me: In 2 minutes. We push him through the door and then they do their stuff.

Me:*to Gill* When does your father get back?

Gill: Not till tea, why?

Me: Oh there was just some stuff I need to talk to him about as well.

Gill: But im his son, I shall be mayor, you can-

Me: *mimicking* I shall be mayor. Shut it, Gill ever heard of a democracy?

Gill: What's that?

Me: Arrr!

Meanwhile

Maisie: I've got to stop them.

Mayor:*listening to ipod* Im sexy and know it! Do da do do, do da do doo!

Maisie: Ah, ha! Sir, you need to go home right now.

Mayor: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah.

Maisie: MAYOR!

Mayor: *takes head phones out* Oh hello child.

Maisie: As the mayor of this town you need to put your feet up and be with your son.

Mayor: Why?

Maisie: Just do it!

Mayor: But it's my favourite song!

Maisie: Arrgh!*Shoves him to the house.*

Back at Mayor's house

Gill: Becca, I think I should get you home, I'll call Toby, think of your children!

Max: Please Becca don't do this!

Me: I'll end it all!

Max&Gill: NOOOO! *Rebecca curses harvest goddess*

Me: Ha! Take that for appearing in my dreams with no actual real information besides "save me!" Ohh how I hate thee!

Gill: *Begs to the goddess* She didn't mean it, please forgive us.

Me: Says you who chopped the harvest tree!

Gill: That was for you!

Me: No. I just said it took me a long time to get to the mines and you, being the sicko you are went and destroyed the tree.

Gill: Why you! *cat fight * Max: That's offensive to us cats. Me: so?

Max: Umm Becca? The chickens are ready.

Me :Oh, *Opens door* Gill shall we go on a walk?*Turns to door, Mayors blocking the way*

Mayor: Oh hello Rebec-

Ninja chicken: Hi-yar! *Mayor gets knocked out, other chickens swarm to kill him, Maisie appears from behind*

Me: Maisie, you murderer!

Maisie: I didn't mean to!

Gill: Hey what's all the-* sees gruesome mess* Farther!

Me: what do you care, you can be mayor now.*everyone looks at her*

Me: What? I was just saying what the rest of you were thinking.

Toby: *rushes to the house* Darling what happened? I was just catching this killer whale *Picks up killer whale* When I heard the commotion.

Me: *acting innocent*Oh Toby it was terrible, I opened the door and these black figures came in from nowhere and killed the mayor, I think it was 4kidz trying to punish him for singing that awful song.

Maisie: How do you know about that, you weren't there!

Me: *kicks her* Yes I was, oh Toby- wait, if you're here then, whose looking after the baby?

Toby: Um, the turtle.

Turtle: Yo!*salutes*

Gill: Stop the madness! This random stuff has gone on for long enough. When im Mayor I shall ban randomness. A great man is in need of help.

Me: Or a coffin.

Gill: Let's take him to the surgery.

At the surgery

Max: Hey girly face.

Jin: What?

Max: Nothing.

Gill: So?

Jin: He's dead.

Gill: He can't be.

Jin: He's dead.

Gill: He can't be.

Jin: Well, he is.

Gill: But.

Me: HE'S DEAD!

Gill: OK! Oh, is there nothing you can do.

Jin: Well we could throw you in this sympathy package if you want.*hands him how to deal with grief pamphlet*

Gill: How much do I get?

Jin : 50 bucks.

Gill: Fine- wait what am I doing? No, I can't think like this, please Doc, is there anything?

Jin: No.

Gill: NOOOO!

Me: Yes there is. We just don't save!

Gin: But I did so much.

Jin: Me and Anissa,

Me: I don't want to know. Look, it doesn't hurt much and you won't even remember anything. Okay?

Gill: Let's do this.

Me: Great, cause im hungry! I-I mean sorry for your loss.

Quit.

Max: Why did you do it?

Roxie: cause I wanted to end this quickly, its 14:01 and I haven't had lunch yet.

Maisie: And there was me thinking you had a heart.

Roxie: Oh Maisie, of cause I don't. Im on the internet I can be mean or nice and nobody would care.

Max: Are you sure about that?

Roxie: Okay all you readers out there! Hi, Bonjour! Hola! And all that jazz! Before, I said I would bring out the next chapter once I got reviews but then I had this idea and had to do it. Any that doesn't mean I don't care. I really want to hear from you all. Do like the randomness, or do want my next one to be more down to earth? Is there a character you want to take the micky mouse out of? (sorry) If there's any questions or things you want to happen, tell me, I could if you like add you in for a place in the next one. It would be fun to have others involved. I havn't had any reviews for my interviews, so I really want to know if there good. Please, please, please review.