Harvest Moon Farm Interviews
The citizens of Waffle island part 2
*Max and Roxie sipping tea outside the sundae inn*
Me: *Acting posh* Hmm, what a mighty fine day it is.
Max: *Looking very normal for a cat wearing a monocle*Yes, quite.
Me: A great day for a *Menacing look on face* murder.
Maisie: What!
Me: Oh hello young lady.
Maisie: Roxie, you can't do this!
Me: That's Rebecca, Flossington, Humphy the 3rd to you peasant.*kicks her in the knee*
Maisie: Owch! Roxie get a grip, you're not a murderer!
Me: In the real world no. In the gaming, yes. And any way my chicken minions have already assembled. Come along Max, we must interview Gill before he dies.
Max: *puts on his top hat, fake moustache and takes his cane* Bye, bye commoner.
Maisie: But?
Gill
*We arrive at his house*
Gill: Hello , *looks at Max* Um, is this a friend of yours?
Me: *ignoring him and walking into the house* Can't talk Blondie we've got business.
Gill: Um. Right.
Max: I am Maximillian 8th in line to the man in the moon. We're here about…
Me: About…
Max: the… MILK!
Gill: The milk.
Me: He sees through us, give him the tomatoes, give him the tomatoes!
Max: *takes out tomatoes from his conveniently placed brief case* Can we tempt you.
Gill: Oh tomatoes! *starts eating* did you make these Rebecca, they are to die for
Me: Oh really well it's a special tomato, blood tomatoes, to be exact.
Gill: Oh really. Well anyway what was this about milk?
Me: milk?
Max: Oh, well… *Whispers* Rebecca when are the ninja chickens going to strike.
Me: In 2 minutes. We push him through the door and then they do their stuff.
Me:*to Gill* When does your father get back?
Gill: Not till tea, why?
Me: Oh there was just some stuff I need to talk to him about as well.
Gill: But im his son, I shall be mayor, you can-
Me: *mimicking* I shall be mayor. Shut it, Gill ever heard of a democracy?
Gill: What's that?
Me: Arrr!
Meanwhile
Maisie: I've got to stop them.
Mayor:*listening to ipod* Im sexy and know it! Do da do do, do da do doo!
Maisie: Ah, ha! Sir, you need to go home right now.
Mayor: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah.
Maisie: MAYOR!
Mayor: *takes head phones out* Oh hello child.
Maisie: As the mayor of this town you need to put your feet up and be with your son.
Mayor: Why?
Maisie: Just do it!
Mayor: But it's my favourite song!
Maisie: Arrgh!*Shoves him to the house.*
Back at Mayor's house
Gill: Becca, I think I should get you home, I'll call Toby, think of your children!
Max: Please Becca don't do this!
Me: I'll end it all!
Max&Gill: NOOOO! *Rebecca curses harvest goddess*
Me: Ha! Take that for appearing in my dreams with no actual real information besides "save me!" Ohh how I hate thee!
Gill: *Begs to the goddess* She didn't mean it, please forgive us.
Me: Says you who chopped the harvest tree!
Gill: That was for you!
Me: No. I just said it took me a long time to get to the mines and you, being the sicko you are went and destroyed the tree.
Gill: Why you! *cat fight * Max: That's offensive to us cats. Me: so?
Max: Umm Becca? The chickens are ready.
Me :Oh, *Opens door* Gill shall we go on a walk?*Turns to door, Mayors blocking the way*
Mayor: Oh hello Rebec-
Ninja chicken: Hi-yar! *Mayor gets knocked out, other chickens swarm to kill him, Maisie appears from behind*
Me: Maisie, you murderer!
Maisie: I didn't mean to!
Gill: Hey what's all the-* sees gruesome mess* Farther!
Me: what do you care, you can be mayor now.*everyone looks at her*
Me: What? I was just saying what the rest of you were thinking.
Toby: *rushes to the house* Darling what happened? I was just catching this killer whale *Picks up killer whale* When I heard the commotion.
Me: *acting innocent*Oh Toby it was terrible, I opened the door and these black figures came in from nowhere and killed the mayor, I think it was 4kidz trying to punish him for singing that awful song.
Maisie: How do you know about that, you weren't there!
Me: *kicks her* Yes I was, oh Toby- wait, if you're here then, whose looking after the baby?
Toby: Um, the turtle.
Turtle: Yo!*salutes*
Gill: Stop the madness! This random stuff has gone on for long enough. When im Mayor I shall ban randomness. A great man is in need of help.
Me: Or a coffin.
Gill: Let's take him to the surgery.
At the surgery
Max: Hey girly face.
Jin: What?
Max: Nothing.
Gill: So?
Jin: He's dead.
Gill: He can't be.
Jin: He's dead.
Gill: He can't be.
Jin: Well, he is.
Gill: But.
Me: HE'S DEAD!
Gill: OK! Oh, is there nothing you can do.
Jin: Well we could throw you in this sympathy package if you want.*hands him how to deal with grief pamphlet*
Gill: How much do I get?
Jin : 50 bucks.
Gill: Fine- wait what am I doing? No, I can't think like this, please Doc, is there anything?
Jin: No.
Gill: NOOOO!
Me: Yes there is. We just don't save!
Gin: But I did so much.
Jin: Me and Anissa,
Me: I don't want to know. Look, it doesn't hurt much and you won't even remember anything. Okay?
Gill: Let's do this.
Me: Great, cause im hungry! I-I mean sorry for your loss.
Quit.
Max: Why did you do it?
Roxie: cause I wanted to end this quickly, its 14:01 and I haven't had lunch yet.
Maisie: And there was me thinking you had a heart.
Roxie: Oh Maisie, of cause I don't. Im on the internet I can be mean or nice and nobody would care.
Max: Are you sure about that?
Roxie: Okay all you readers out there! Hi, Bonjour! Hola! And all that jazz! Before, I said I would bring out the next chapter once I got reviews but then I had this idea and had to do it. Any that doesn't mean I don't care. I really want to hear from you all. Do like the randomness, or do want my next one to be more down to earth? Is there a character you want to take the micky mouse out of? (sorry) If there's any questions or things you want to happen, tell me, I could if you like add you in for a place in the next one. It would be fun to have others involved. I havn't had any reviews for my interviews, so I really want to know if there good. Please, please, please review.
