The Digidestined were all celebrating being alive. The record was now two hours. So far, so good. Tai stood up and stared out over the ocean.
"Since my recap of today went so good earlier, I decided to do it again!"
"Again?" TK complained, "Can't we just go do something?"
"But more things happened that we need to know for posterity!"
"I'm surprised you even know the word 'posterity'," Izzy said.
"Shut up! After we hit the water, um, Sealmon-"
"His name's Gomamon!" Joe protested.
"Whatever. Gomamon saved us or something. We were on this awesome boat made out of fish and they were all different colors! There were red fish, blue fish, green fish, pink fish, yellow fish-"
"I think we get it, Tai." Sora interrupted.
"Shut up! What if you're telling someone about what happened here and they want to know what color the fish were and you don't know?"
"I think that if I'm telling someone about this they won't give a crap what color the fish were," Joe muttered.
Matt covered TK's ears with his hands. "Joe! Watch your language! There are children here!"
"We're all children, Matt," Tai said. "But seriously Joe, you shouldn't say words like that. If my little sister was here I'd have to kill you. Now anyways, as I was saying..."
Tai could hear Joe and Matt having an argument about whether it was okay to kill someone for using the word 'crap'. As much as he liked Matt taking his side for once, he was going to have to block it out and finish his recap.
"The fish let us off on a random beach filled with telephone booths. I called out for pizza while everyone else tried to call home, but none of our calls went through, so I didn't get my pizza. We found out that TK had been holding out on us at camp since he opened up his backpack and it was filled with candy!"
"I said I would share! Can we go now?" TK pleaded.
"Not until I'm done! But you can 'stand guard' and 'protect us'."
"I won't let you down, Tai! C'mon Patamon!" TK and Patamon ran over to the edge of the forest and proceeded to watch for other Digimon.
"Sora, Mimi, and Joe had random stuff that'll probably be useful eventually. While we were trying to divvy up the food, me and Agumon got hungry. We ate a bunch of the food which made the others get mad for some reason. Then this giant pink thing in a shell that I'm gonna name Shellmon attacked. Our Digimon tried attacking but were too tired except for Agumon! He's awesome! Shellmon blasted us all with water and we got wet again. I don't like being wet, it's not that fun. I thought that if our Digimon can fight, so can I so I hit Shellmon with a pipe. It didn't work! Then Agumon went all glowy again and got really, really big! He fought off Shellmon and now we're standing here!" Tai finished before anyone else could interrupt him. "Dudes, this place is wild!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing and shook their heads at Tai.
"I'm the leader!" Tai helpfully reminded them. Before he could say anything else, Matt, Sora, Joe, and Izzy gave him a quadruple death glare. "And now I'm running for my life! Wheee!"
"Get back here, Tai!"
"Who died and made you king?"
"I don't like running..."
"C'mon, Izzy, we can still get him!"
"Oh, are we leaving now?" Mimi asked. "Wait for meeeeee!"
