A/N: Ahh, finally here's part 2 of "Fairy Tale Journey", I got some bits from a couple Bugs Bunny cartoons, and the Simpsons Halloween ep. Don't ask about the scene with the lights turning on & off. Also some inspiration came from a real-life Goldilocks movie I saw on YouTube that had live bears (I think some bits were done by guys in suits) which I believe were sloth bears judging by the white V-shape on their chests. Also, I've decided to make the Gingerbread Man a running gag. Please people, polite cunstructive critique & serious reviews, okey-dokeys? And if you want to bug me about a dumb rule, do so through e-mail or private message, not the reviews. Got it? Anyways, enough of that, on with the show! And thanks, Blue masked Turtle for your reviews in part 1 and "The Apprentice's Gummi".
Fairy Tale Journey
Part 2
As we left off, Tummi Gummi, his best friend Daphne and their pet dragon Guinevier have just helped Hansel & Gretel escape the witch and are now on their way to find a way out of the book.
Guinevier: Maybe we should've asked Hansel & Gretel where the stuff would be.
Daphne: Maybe.
That's when the group finds a little girl with a red hood & cape, picking flowers.
Guinevier: Maybe she knows.
She flutters over to her.
Guinevier: Hi there.
Girl: Oh! Hello. Where'd you come from?
Guinevier: Well, my friends & I were walkin' through the woods and we were wondering how to get out of here.
Girl: Well, I'm not sure of a way out of here, but my grandmother might know. She lives just down the path.
Daphne & Tummi come by as the girl gets up with a bouquet in one hand, Guinevier in the other and a basket of goodies on her arm.
Guinevier: She's gonna help us. They're my friends, Daphne & Tummi, and I'm Guinevier, by the way.
Girl: I'm called Little Red Riding Hood. Well, what are we waiting for? To my grandmother's house.
The group follows her.
Tummi: Say, if you don't mind my asking, what's in the basket?
Little Red Riding Hood: Chicken, cheese & crackers, ham & cheese sandwiches, cinnamon rolls, French chocolates & pecan pie.
Guinevier: Be careful with him, Ms. Hood, he has a sweet tooth the size of Mt. Everest.
Tummi: Hey!
Daphne: (Giggles)
They soon come across Grandma's house, inside, someone is in bed wearing a night dress & cap and it isn't Grandma.
(Knock at door)
Wolf gruff voice: Come in… er, (clears throat, sweet, high voice) Come in.
The group enters, just before Red Riding Hood can go into Grandma's room, Daphne suddenly stops her.
Daphne: Hold on, I seem to recall this sorta thing. Here, better let me handle things from here.
So, Red Riding Hood gives Daphne her hood & basket, she puts them on and goes to Grandma's room to "Grandma".
Daphne: Hello. Are you Granny?
Wolf sweet, high voice: Why, I… uh… (gruff voice) Hey, you ain't Red Riding Hood.
Daphne: Gee Grandma, what big eyes (pokes Wolf's eyes) you have.
Red Riding Hood & Tummi are watching from the doorway.
Red/Tummi: (Giggling)
Wolf: Aye! (rubs eyes) Oh, the better to see with.
Daphne: And what a big nose (squeezes Wolf's nose twice) you have.
Red/Tummi: (Giggling)
Wolf: D'oh! The better to smell with.
Daphne: And what cold feet you have.
She uncovers the blanket and Guinevier pops out of the basket, then blows a tiny little flame right on the sheets and it quickly spreads!
Wolf: YEOW!!
He leaps right out of bed, once he comes back down, he stands on the bed in-front of Daphne.
Wolf: (Heavy breathing)
Guinevier: Whew, what bad breath you have.
Daphne: And what big teeth you have.
Wolf: The better to eat you with!
He gives chase, into the basement where Daphne's at the bottom of. The Wolf comes down the stairs but Daphne turns the light off which makes Mr. Wolf run back up the stairs to turn it on from there. But every time he comes down, Daphne turns the lights off from where she is. Until the fifth time Mr. Wolf comes down…
Daphne: Click.
The Wolf runs up and turns the light off, he falls down the stairs. Daphne turns them back on and sees the wolf on the ground.
Daphne: (Chuckles)
He gets back up and goes after Daphne.
Daphne: (Whistling, pointing to trunk)
He looks in the trunk, Daphne continues to whistle and point at something, from a butter churn, under a chair, a birdcage and finally under the sink. She leaves but mysteriously appears in there when the Wolf looks there, he's about to eat Daphne but Guinevier saves her by breathing black smoke right at the Wolf's head.
Wolf: (Coughs, falls over)
Tummi & Red come as they all gather around the Wolf.
Red: You're the Wolf. What'd you do with my grandma?
Wolf: Like I'd tell.
He sees Guinevier with her nostrils flaring.
Wolf: All right, I'll tell! She's in the closet but I locked her up and threw away the key.
Red: Give it.
Wolf: Make me.
Daphne: You asked for it.
Daphne uses her wand to make the Wolf float upside down, shake him until he hacks out the key, the friends go to the closet and free Grandma.
Grandma: Oh, thank goodness you came.
Tummi: Hey, that's what we heroes are for.
Guinevier: But what do we do about him?
Everyone turns to the Wolf whom had just passed out.
Daphne: Leave that to me.
She uses her wand to make him float back into the woods.
Daphne: There. (brushes off hands) That takes care of him.
Tummi: Now, before we go, how 'bout we have some of those goodies in that basket?
Guinevier: I agree.
So, they have lunch & dessert before going on. Afterwards, Daphne, Tummi & Guinevier are at the door saying good-bye.
Tummi: Thank you both for lunch.
Grandma: Oh, it was the least we could do after how you helped us from that bad old wolf.
Guinevier: No problem at all.
Red Riding Hood: And please, take this for luck.
She gives them her basket.
Daphne: Thank you, thank you all so much.
Grandma: A pleasure, dearie. Bye-bye now.
After waving good-bye to Red Riding Hood & Grandma, the 3 heroes once again go on their way. While walking down the path, they come across an old friend.
Gingerbread Man: You can't catch me!
Tummi: Hey, it's that kooky cookie.
Gingerbread Man: You can't catch me!
Guinevier: He's getting on my last nerve.
Daphne: Guinevier, don't!
Guinevier leaps down and tries her best to catch the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man: Run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!
Just before Guinevier can pounce on him, he gets away and she loses him in a bed of pansies.
Guinevier: Aw nuts!
Daphne: Oh well. Let's keep moving.
Tummi: You'll be able to catch him sooner or later.
He takes the dragon and they keep going on. Eventually, they come to a tall tower.
Guinevier: Wow, look at the tower.
Daphne: This must be the place to find the hair as yellow as corn.
Tummi: Or even some actual corn.
Just then, a beautiful woman, obviously Rapunzel came to the window.
Rapunzel: Oh! Visitors?
Tummi: Pardon us, madam, we don't mean to disturb you, but…
Rapunzel: No, no, please come right up.
She tosses her braided hair down, which is at least 15 or 20 ft. long.
Rapunzel: Quickly, climb my hair.
Tummi: Wouldn't that hurt you?
Rapunzel: Of course not.
So, the 3 heroes climb the braided ladder one at a time, Daphne with Guinevier clinging to her shoulder and Tummi following after. They're soon in the tower.
Daphne: Whew!
Tummi: What a nice place.
Rapunzel: I am called Rapunzel, who are you?
Daphne: I'm Daphne, they're my friends, Tummi & Guinevier.
Guinevier: We've come because we're in need of hair as yellow as corn.
Rapunzel: I'd give you a little bit of mine, but my stepmother would be furious.
Tummi: I doubt anyone would notice if it were just a few teeny-tiny little strands.
Guinevier: (Trills)
Rapunzel: Well, all right.
She snips off a tiny bit of her hair and gives it to Daphne who puts it in her pocket.
Daphne: Thank you so much, you won't regret this.
Tummi: Shh. Listen.
Male voice: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair, so that I may climb the golden stair.
Rapunzel: Oh! My prince.
She lets down her hair and the handsome prince comes up.
Prince: My dear. Who are these?
Daphne: I'm Daphne, they're Tummi & Guinevier. Sire. (curtsies) Well, we'd love to stay but we must get going.
Rapunzel: Take care, my friends.
Guinevier: You too.
They climbed down the golden stair and are on their way, once again. Soon enough, they find a cottage.
Daphne: I wonder who lives here.
Guinevier: Let's find out.
They come to the house and knock, but the door just slides open.
Tummi: Well, the door's not locked so I guess it's all right.
They enter the cottage and that's when they find at the table a familiar sight.
Daphne: 3 bowls, one large, one medium and one small, something's familiar here.
Tummi: Well, I'm still hungry and I don't think they'd mind if I have an teensy-weensy bit of whatever's in there.
Tummi goes to the table and sits down, he sees there's porridge in them and tests them by putting his finger in one bowl at a time. He tries the large bowl…
Tummi: Ow! Mmm, too hot.
He moves to the medium bowl and tries it…
Tummi: Ooh, too cold.
He looks over to last bowl, which is half empty anyway, but instead of testing that…
Tummi: Well, this doesn't take a genius.
He takes the medium bowl and mixes it with the large bowl, making it better. He slurps up a good deal of porridge. Then it hits Daphne.
Daphne: Oh no, I just realized, we're in the 3 Bears' house!
Tummi: I hope they're Gummi Bears.
Guinevier: I don't think so, 'cause here they come!
Daphne: Everyone, hide!
The 3 friends hide in different places, Guinevier hides in a whicker basket, Daphne under the armchair and Tummi in a trunk. They watch as the 3 (grizzly) Bears come inside.
3 Bears: (Humming)
The Bears see that their porridge has been eaten up.
Papa bear: Hey! Somebody's been eating my porridge!
Mama bear: Somebody's been eating my porridge and mixed it with yours.
Baby bear: Somebody's been eating my porridge and it's just about empty.
They then watch as the Bears notice something wrong with their chairs.
Papa bear: Hey, somebody's been sitting in my chair!
Mama bear: Somebody's been sitting in my chair too.
As she sat down, she also ends up crushing Daphne.
Daphne: (Strains)
Baby Bear: Somebody's been sitting in my chair, and broke it to little pieces!
They then went into the bedroom, the 3 friends tip-toed out the front door and went around and see through the window.
Papa bear: Hey, someone's been sleeping in my bed!
Mama bear: Someone's been sleeping in my bed too.
Baby bear: Someone's been sleeping in my bed and here they are now.
Goldilocks awakes and finds Baby bear, at first she thinks he's so cute and pets him, until she sees Papa bear standing before her!
Goldilocks: (Gasps)
She climbs out the window, past our heroes and runs off.
Baby bear: Aww! I kinda liked her, thanks a lot Pa.
Tummi: Yeah, good goin', Pa. Oop! (covers mouth)
Daphne & Guinevier: Shh!
Too late, the Bears look over and saw the 3 friends.
Guinevier: Uh, I think it's time to make like bees and buzz off.
The 3 friends run off into the woods, the Bears just turn at each other, puzzled.
Papa Bear: Who were they?
But they just shrug and go about their business. Back in the woods, the 3 heroes are back on the trail.
Friends: (Panting)
Tummi: Whew, I learned my lesson.
Guinevier: Yeah, don't enter strange houses.
Daphne: And respect others' property.
Tummi: And don't eat food meant for strangers.
Daphne: Well, let's get a move on.
Guinevier: Sounds good to me.
The friends continue on their way to find the rest of the ingredients to get back home.
To be continued…
