A?n This da second chappy, I hop u lik it!11 Thanks to Darrel for da ediding! Ur da best. AN: This is the second chapter, I hope you like it! Thanks to Darrel (I thought the editor was Darry?) for editing! You're the best!
Chapter 2: Harre Putter So this dude's a hairy golfer?
Dumdumfore tuk mi 2 Englend. Could be worse, she could have spelt it In-Gland. Hey…STAY OUT OF MY COUNTRY, YOU FOOL!It waz relly cull. Yeah, a lot of culling goes on here. *eyeroll* I saw a olot ov peple there. Wen one of those stinky Nurthurnurs cam up, I killed thm. Hey! I happen to live quite far north in England. NOrthernurs ar so stupid. More intelligent than you, though. Den Dumumdor tok me to ribet Driv. FROG COUNTRY! GO FROGS! We knoked up the door. Didn't anyone teach you about safe sex?A fat gay boy ansered the dur I love the fact she can tell whether someone is gay or not by how they look.
/hoo r u" he aksed. Good question. Who do you think you are, bitch?
"don talk to me GAYY." …Oh, it's another homophobic asshole. We tend to get a lot of those, don't we?
"Dadddyy, he said, running away and crying.
Then a 11 yeer old boy cam up. And now she can tell ages by how people look. "Who r u.' he asked
Im prufesxsr dumfumdoor, and dis iz y=r sister …Oh dear sweet lord, the grammar! *dies*
"I;m jo bell,' I told him;
"im… … … … … … … … … … … … … …. … … … … … … … … … … SO. MUCH. SUSPENSE. Harre POTTER! I thought you were Harre Putter.
Bcuntined To be continued. (Oh god, no!)
Hello, my people.
Sorry about the wait, the original has been taken down, but never fear- I have my ways of getting what I want.
Love, funky xxxxx
