Disclaimer - If Mew's the ancestor of Non-Legendary Pokemon then why is she childish?
Celebi holding sign, 'Jay don't own shit.'
Ok, there are 5 legendary pokemon that are the most annoying to them all(or use to be). Those 5 are Mew, Primal Groudon, Solgaleo, Deoxys and Pirouette Meloette.
Mew is pretty much obvious because her child-like behavior, but she shouldn't be given ANYTHING sweet.
Flashback
"AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!"
"OH SHIT, MEW JUST ATE ICE CREAM!"Moltres yells as she flies away as fast as she can. Arceus pokes his head out his door.
"Mew had sugar? GET DOWN EVERYONE" He yelled as Mew fired a blast burn
-7 hours later-
"WHEEEEEEEEeeeeeee...?" Mew questions herself, calm down from her sugar rush, before see the hall was destroyed "I should stop eating sweet things."
"YA THINK?!" All the other legends say.
Flashback Ends
A fact you should know. There are a few more than one legendary and mythical pokemon due to the forms. And Primal Groudon is one of them.
And he's one of the most annoying bitches in the hall.
Flashback
"Pfftt. Swords of Justice? More like Snores of Justice!" Primal Groudon said to Swords of Justice.
...
It was a this moment he knew... He fucked up.
-later-
Groudon was sipping some tea and then, she see Primal Groudon walk up and sit by her. And boy, he looked beaten.
"You insulted the Swords of Justice again, didn't you?" She asked with an annoyed face.
Flashback Ends
Solgaleo WAS one of the most annoying because she was hopeless romantic.
Flashback at bar
"Hey Entei, you want to go out?" Solgaleo ask the male.
"No." Entei said.
"Oh come on, there's no one else likes you." Solgaleo said, not realizing Suicune was sitting by her. Suicune looks at her, grabs a glass and then, throws at her.
"..."
Realizing what she just did, Suicune looked away. 'Shit.' She was think right now.
Flashback Ends
The reason why she's not the most annoying legendary anymore because-
Flashback
Lunala goes up to his countpart, "Sun?"
"Yes Moon?" Sologaleo asked right before she was given a flower.
"TAKE IT." Lunala said, right before he flew out of the hall.
The Sun Pokemon just sat before she smiled at the flower.
Flashback Ends
So, after that, they talked about it and now they're together and have 2 kids.
Beside that, on to the next one... Deoxys. She's quite stalker or a fangirl to be exact, she stalks everyone.
Flashback
"KISS!" Deoxys yells at Virizion and Cobalion.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"KISS FOR THE COBALTVIRIDIAN SHIPPERS!" Deoxys yells again right before she's hit by a Flash Cannon.
Virizion and Cobalion just stood there in silent before walking away.
"Damn it, Deoxys! You scare another one away!" Uxie yells at Deoxy. She was hiding in a bush nearby.
Flashback Ends
Pirouette Meloette ALWAYS tries to hit on every girl in the hall, moslty Unova's female.(expect for Victini, she's like 12, and Aria Meloette because it would incest.)
Flashback
"Resy, you want go out." Pirouette said to Reshiram.
"No." Reshiram said.
"But, I've got lovely move.~"
"... I'm a guy." Reshiram said, "And I have a mate."
Pirouette stood in embarrassed, right before he saw Zekrom, pissed off.
It didn't well
Flashback Ends
Ok, Pirouette's main female, he hits on, is Keldeo. And she has a reputation to kick asses of assholes and douches. One time...
Flashback #2
Pirouette literally went up to Keldeo, who was talking to her pal, Terrakion, and he just spank her ass.
"WHAT THE?!" Keldeo said, kicks Pirouette right in the ball.
"...Damn girl." is all Terrakion had to say.
Flashback Ends
Oh yeah, there's one time where-
MissingNo comes in the hall, goes into the where all legendary were at. Then, he puts a top hat and grabs pole.
"Hello my baby, hello my honey, Hello my ragtime gal!"
He dances and singsin front of Groudon and Jirachi. Groudon facepalmed while Jirachi was confused.
"Send me a kiss by wire. Baby, my heart's on fire!"
MissingNo then, dance his way out. While he's doing that, he passes by Arceus and Giratina.
"If you refuse me, honey, you lose me and you'll be left alone."
Regice was about leave her room right before she see MissingNo danced by her door. With that, she went slowly in her room.
"Oh baby. Telephone"
Entei walks in the room with mug, he then see MissingNo and he dropped his mug.
"And tell me I'm your very own"
MissingNo finished sing, he takes a bow and then, he leaves the hall.
...
"How did he get in here?", Arceus asked. Entei realized his mug broke.
"SON OF A-"
That mug was Entei's favorite mug. XD.
I got the idea of MissingNo being like Michigan J. Frog
